Why I’m not a janitor

1. Spud

   11 February, 2006, 12:22 am

   Firstly —– as a plumber, to clear that lot up, that’ll be $295.00 + tax thanks.

   Secondly —— ewwwwww

   :puke:

2. Kismet

   11 February, 2006, 1:52 am

   :wtf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀

3. DaPopster

   11 February, 2006, 2:49 am

   Sonds like a lot of lonely, horny college students, so what else is new?

   Secondly, I also agree, Ewwwwwwwwww :puke:

4. tian

   11 February, 2006, 3:01 am

   that is nothing compare to this one:

   ASU police reported the following incidents Wednesday:

   An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, “To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn’t good enough.”

   http://www.statepress.com/issues/2006/02/02/news/695542

5. Minnie

   11 February, 2006, 3:25 am

   That’s disgusting! ❓

6. jwalkingthunder

   11 February, 2006, 3:54 am

   :puke: boy now we know why they call it duck butter u
   bunch of nasty people flushing dead babys down the drane :troll: :limp:

7. Jen (yep, me too)

   11 February, 2006, 7:25 am

   [Comment ID #22504 will be quoted here]

   Oh My God, I love my alma mater. :wtf: Seriously, you should make that a daily reading, especially on Mondays. That was my favorite part of the entire newspaper, there usually isn’t much else to read. Ha ha ha. Ahhh, memories.

8. Craig

   11 February, 2006, 7:51 am

   Who woulda thought that jizz could clog pipes? :wtf:

9. Belinda

   11 February, 2006, 8:21 am

   That link….never mind the drains, that horrid baby! What–why–who made that thing, and for what nefarious purpose?

10. mitch

    11 February, 2006, 8:26 am

    First they take away our bongs, then they take away our loud metal music and NOW they want us to stop wanking off in the shower!!! What is this Communist China?

11. kate

    11 February, 2006, 8:39 am

    cheers mitch if i have ever thought of a bad idea that would have to be it i love to not only watch my bf in the shower wanking but if i cant have sex in the shower afterward where is the fun? :wtf: 😆

12. girl

    11 February, 2006, 9:41 am

    this is exactly why I have no idea how men can shower at the gym. nasty.

13. Nikki

    11 February, 2006, 10:21 am

    Jeebus! That link scares me.

14. Natalie

    11 February, 2006, 10:50 am

    I’m so glad I’m a girl.

15. Davezilla

    11 February, 2006, 11:03 am

    [Comment ID #22563 will be quoted here]

    I’m glad you’re a girl too. 😈

16. Pappy

    11 February, 2006, 1:12 pm

    I agree with Dave. I don’t want to be the janitor of those showers. :wtf:

17. Tara

    11 February, 2006, 4:35 pm

    Flipflops in the shower – Not just about Athlete’s Foot anymore. :wtf:

18. Andrew

    11 February, 2006, 4:36 pm

    Only problem with this notice is that the “offending” students wont’t be able to read it as their eyesight must be very poor. 😆

19. Marcus

    11 February, 2006, 7:13 pm

    [Comment ID #22544 will be quoted here]

    Mitch is right on the money. When your a student and live in a dorm room, you have very little privacy. Showers are a great place to wank. A library is a little bit too much for my tastes. The DNA analysis threat is a load of crap. It would cost the university way too much money. :troll:

    Awww, cute baby. I want one. :puke:

20. Al Carter

    11 February, 2006, 7:15 pm

    Ok! Remember yourself when you were students! Hehe!

21. Woozle

    11 February, 2006, 11:23 pm

    Makes me happy that I no longer live in the dorms. Very happy.

    Now if only I trusted my roommate… :puke:

22. gpcarmody

    12 February, 2006, 12:08 am

    Do you realize how much semen would be needed to clog a drain? Considering how little is produced in one orgasm, there must have been a platoon of guys wanking at the same time.

23. comfortablynumber

    12 February, 2006, 1:32 am

    And just how did they determine it to be semen? Was it floating around in a ship? Sorry..:?: (Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum?) And why did they conclude it had to be from masterbation? It could have been from the other sex showering up after sex, if you know what I mean. :undies: Or it could have been slimy soap..have you ever cleaned your own drain out? Maybe it was shampoo, conditioner or whip cream.. they all can have a consistency of sperm. I think management may have a guilty conscience and is projecting it on others… :puke:

24. jules

    12 February, 2006, 1:46 am

    that was nasty!! and that doll….what the hell?

25. laceylegacey

    12 February, 2006, 10:58 am

    EWWWWWW!!! Thank God I’m female!

26. justjim

    12 February, 2006, 11:32 am

    and every9one told me that this was a cum as you are party…. :wang:

27. goth princess

    12 February, 2006, 6:57 pm

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank the lord i’m a girl :puke:

28. Marcus

    12 February, 2006, 9:49 pm

    Quite a few ladies here are happy being girls. So am I, but I am also happy that I am a man. At least I don’t have to experience that special once a month thing, to wear a bra, worry about my nails or hair, or how my makeup looks. Oh, by the way ladies, in the letter they use the word “student” which means what? Hmm

29. Oreos

    13 February, 2006, 2:56 am

    this is hilarious. i’ve linked this entry, if you don’t mind. cheers 🙂

30. Tami Jo

    13 February, 2006, 9:48 am

    I’m waiting for Buttershug or Zilla to make the connection between this and my clogged-drain post. Or was it too easy? 8)

31. Esther

    13 February, 2006, 1:55 pm

    I just had to read this while I was eating lunch. :dead:

32. Infernos

    14 February, 2006, 11:43 am

    Now we know where the frat houses have their real parties :wtf:

33. South

    14 February, 2006, 4:20 pm

    Thank god im a boy

34. jen

    14 February, 2006, 7:11 pm

    hey CSI tells me a little bleach will clean that right up, or Pepsi….

35. crazysocket

    16 February, 2006, 12:26 pm

    can semen clog up pipes… ??? i laugh like hell man… 8)

36. ernie

    16 February, 2006, 3:23 pm

    I think it is kind of cool but than again I am a perv and would wak it in the showre. I also would like a copy of the notice if possible.

37. Kinyou

    16 February, 2006, 3:36 pm

    [Comment ID #22541 will be quoted here]
    Sticky things, stick to things… it’s common sense. 😉

38. Zjuer China

    18 February, 2006, 9:54 am

    how nasty it is! thanks god I am not american nor in america.

39. Zjuer China

    18 February, 2006, 9:56 am

    来这里考一下古。

40. Lusus

    19 February, 2006, 10:55 pm

    Zjeur China said:

    “how nasty it is! thanks god I am not american nor in america.”

    Last time I checked, Durham U was in England. Just because it’s embarrassing, nasty, or contains the word “semen” in its description does not mean the event necessarily has to be associated with America or Americans. I have taken the liberty to fix your statement and thereby save you from seeming like the utter idiot that you truly are:

    “how nasty it is! thanks god I am not [a limey] nor in [england].”

41. PC

    21 February, 2006, 6:41 pm

    As a limey actually at Durham University, I’m certainly not glad to be a girl – we have to use these gross showers too! The semen thing is actually a hoax though! 😆

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