Why I don’t live in California

1. Meagan

   15 February, 2008, 9:42 am

   There either here to take over the world or jazzercise us all into shape.

2. Meagan

   15 February, 2008, 9:45 am

   BTW, yesterday was my birthday, bitches! 🙂

3. junkman

   15 February, 2008, 10:18 am

   What The Poon Brings by H.P. Hovercraft

   p.s. happy felated bidet meagan!

4. StevieC

   15 February, 2008, 10:29 am

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   HFB Meagan, and a Happy belated VD as well.

5. Flash Gordon

   15 February, 2008, 10:47 am

   “We three queens of California are…”

   Home of the fruits and nuts.

   HFB, Meagan! Go flog some boy. 😎 :java: 😀 :wang:

6. Brad K.

   15 February, 2008, 11:42 am

   Nah, this is a staged photo. Those aren’t real palm trees. I did like the redwoods in Muir Woods. Big.

   And besides, they filmed the awesome blockbuster movie, “Earth Girls Are Easy” there. One of Jim Carrey’s early roles, and maybe one of Gina Davis’ best. sigh. And also George Burns and Brooke Shields in the spicy comedy, “Just You And Me, Kid.” I spent 5 years in Silicon Valley in the ’80’s. That was where I picked up my copies of the FurVersion fanzine, and the t-shirt. The fanzines are still good, the t-shirt does’t fit so well anymore. California was OK, except for the bumper stickers, “Welcome to California, Now Go Home.” A pity so many Californians moved to Colorado, the Coloradans regard the flush of earthquake-phobes as ‘Californication’.

7. Drusky

   15 February, 2008, 12:06 pm

   Roomba introduces the new robot riding room vac.

8. AnnieB

   15 February, 2008, 12:07 pm

   I dunno, from where I sit (it’s cold!) it looks pretty inviting. Plus I could hang with Pablo, so it would be a twofer with a capital T! :wang: 😛

9. rust

   15 February, 2008, 12:09 pm

   all I wanna know is,

   WHERE THE HELL IS MY JET CAR??

   :geek:

10. EvilArchBozo

    15 February, 2008, 12:27 pm

    Here at the Hoover test facility we KNOW how to compete with Dyson

11. Drusky

    15 February, 2008, 12:34 pm

    Kawasaki shows off it’s new line of fuel-injected, turbo-charged, 450hp floor buffers. Comes standard with small, older foreign operator. Sexy janitorial help option available at extra cost.

    or

    The zilla girls get ready for a marathon knob polishing event… :wang:

12. hoatzin

    15 February, 2008, 12:46 pm

    Mandi: I’m so totally NOT vacuuming the beach AGAIN!

    Brandi: As if! Let’s go to the MALL!

    Sandi: Mine’s like not even WORKING! Oh, wait, I think my thong is caught in the handle…

13. hoatzin

    15 February, 2008, 12:59 pm

    Speaking of thongs, isn’t it time there was a THONG emoticon, Dave?

    Not the over-the-shoulder number, but maybe 3 styles: regular, saucy and Mandy.

    I stand ready and willing to help ensure precise and accurate pixel placement

14. AnnieB

    15 February, 2008, 1:24 pm

    For Christ’s sake, did everyone take a funny pill today except me?!? :wang: :wang:

    Happy Belated Birthday Meagan! Was your present to give or to receive? 😈

15. Meagan

    15 February, 2008, 4:10 pm

    Thanks everybody! And Annie, as much as I enjoy giving, I like to get as much as I can! 😈

16. Driver

    15 February, 2008, 4:26 pm

    The new’est accessory for gold digging beach bunnys– [ The Beach Sweep hovering Metal Detector ] it not only finds the gold it blows the sand away for easy collection .

    Happy B-Day Mistress Darla
    heres your present .

    http://www.thenotoriousbettiepage.com/
    When you open this check out {titillating trailer} I think you will like her…if not you can whip me back into submission .

17. Lake Effectd

    15 February, 2008, 6:18 pm

    Happy Frikkin’ BD, Megan. I’m wrapping your gift right now.

    Ouch! 😳

    On that Notorious Betty Page Page (did I stutter?)…one of the songs in the background is “Fever”, the song I always hear in my mind while reading any of the Zillagals. With one of my favorite old lyrics…

    “Chicks were born to give ya fever
    Be it fahrenheit or centigrade”

    Amen. And thanks.

18. Meagan

    15 February, 2008, 6:35 pm

    Thanks Driver! Hopefully one day I’ll be as notorious as Bettie Page. 😈

19. Nicolette

    15 February, 2008, 7:39 pm

    The Fembots are a cautious people, and frighten easily, but they will return, and in greater numbers……

    Happy Birthday Meagan. How many spankings did u get?? 😈

20. Bjorn Freeh

    15 February, 2008, 10:00 pm

    There seems to have been a typo in the today’s subject line. I believe it should read “Why don’t I live in California?”

    Happy birfday, Meagan. Funny thing, I bet more children are conceived on Valentine’s Day than are born on it. You’re a trend breaker!

21. janeeto

    15 February, 2008, 10:34 pm

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    already have this emoticon – :thong: it’s the third from the right.

    Link of the day is excellent. I especially liked the last logo on the first page for PEINS!

    Video of the day-I like how she admits that her weiners did leave poopie ‘once’ that she didn’t pick up. Yes, and I’ll have one potato chip and one sip of beer!!!

    I’m a native Californian, living somewhere between Los Angeles and Palm Springs. If these things would lessen traffic on Hwy 91, then let’s get those bad boys on the showroom floors!

    Happy belated breatday, Meagan!

22. janeeto

    15 February, 2008, 10:35 pm

    crap, that should have been: Happy belated breastday, Meagan!

23. Meagan

    15 February, 2008, 11:09 pm

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    26, and boy are my cheeks tender! Anyone care to rub some lotion on them? 😈

24. Nicolette

    15 February, 2008, 11:26 pm

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….. flavored lotion! 😈

25. AnnieB

    15 February, 2008, 11:27 pm

    janeeto, I’m pretty sure hoatzin was talking about a “rear view” icon thong similar to our lovely Mandy’s avatar. 😀 😛

26. Spud

    16 February, 2008, 12:04 am

    Happy Daze Megan! 😆

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    I was a thinking the same…

    🙄

27. hoatzin

    16 February, 2008, 3:47 am

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    AnnieB, you grasped my position perfectly!

    The :thong: thing is just too…wholesome? Looks like a surgical mask?

28. Lake Effectd

    16 February, 2008, 6:37 am

    :thong: = granny pants. :wtf:

29. Nicolette

    16 February, 2008, 7:15 am

    :thong: = tighty whities :puke:

30. TimM

    16 February, 2008, 8:16 am

    If they are from a planet where everyone looks like them, I want to say, “Take me to your leader!”

    Happy B-lated Birthday Meagan. It was (would have been) my grandma’s Birthday.

    :thong: sort of looks like a diaper to me.

31. AnnieB

    16 February, 2008, 8:17 am

    LOL @ hoatzin, Lake (Effectd?) and Nicolette! :wang: 😛

    :thong: = not what a Zillagirl would wear! :limp:

32. AnnieB

    16 February, 2008, 8:19 am

    … and TimM! Funny!!! 😀

33. Meagan

    16 February, 2008, 9:28 am

    :thong: = Looks like an eye patch to me.

34. janeeto

    16 February, 2008, 1:24 pm

    I stand corrected by the best bunch of friends! As I learned in high school, I am depraved because I am deprived. Well, apparently not as depraved as this bunch! Huzzah! Am I still a welcomed member?

35. Dragonhose

    16 February, 2008, 3:57 pm

    This should revolutionize synchronized swimming.

36. Dragonhose

    16 February, 2008, 3:59 pm

    Charlie’s Baywatch?

37. AnnieB

    16 February, 2008, 4:12 pm

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    Of course! But we’ll need proof of your loyalty with the appropriate butt/boob avatar! Is tomorrow too soon? 😛

38. janeeto

    16 February, 2008, 11:39 pm

    There is a certain person I know who would love to see parts of me immortalized as an avatar, but, alas, I cannot compare to yours and Megans.

39. hoatzin

    17 February, 2008, 7:04 am

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    Of course!

    Need any surgery, or are you perfectthe way you are?
    🙂

40. AnnieB

    17 February, 2008, 7:59 am

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    You’re right! 😆 Well done hoatzin! :wang: :kiss:

41. Dragonhose

    18 February, 2008, 4:31 pm

    Do not be alarmed earthlings, we cum in piece.

42. Meshie

    24 February, 2008, 9:22 pm

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    🙂 What a cutie!!

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