What would God do on His vacation days off?

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39 responses to “What would God do on His vacation days off?”

1. 

   24 July, 2006

   Zeke

   it appears as so God is farting out a puff of smoke.
2. 

   24 July, 2006

   evilmister

   The X-MAn Archangel, after a few years and a lotta beers….
3. 

   24 July, 2006

   silentstorm

   Personally, I always thought god was a woman…but i would say God needed the pepto ice cream!
4. 

   24 July, 2006

   Meagan

   God better fly away fast before duck hunters get him.
5. 

   24 July, 2006

   Irish

   Large eagle takes another human meal……
6. 

   24 July, 2006

   larfus

   watch out for his droppings! :wtf:
7. 

   24 July, 2006

   zinta

   Can you imagine the bird droppings… JEEEZZZUUUSSSSS… what a mess.
8. 

   24 July, 2006

   Drusky

   Betcha K.F.C. could make a mega-bucket out of that… 😈
9. 

   24 July, 2006

   Timm

   Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO!.. It’s Larry.
10. 

    24 July, 2006

    Spud

    It’s somehow, so right…

    :geek:
11. 

    24 July, 2006

    Coleman

    Dude its George Lucas with wings WTF
12. 

    24 July, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    ‘Err, Mr. Genie Sir! When I said that I wanted to be able to get it up with a pair of stunning flappers, this wasn’t exactly what I meant. Any chance of changing my wish again?’
13. 

    24 July, 2006

    mikeB

    Harry Potter 15: The Sorceror’s Undergarments
    In this final installment, Harry decides it’s time to send a drooling, incontinent Dumbledore packing to Figglewick’s Retirement Community for Aging Mages. With a mighty shout of Absolvo Derrilectum, Dumbledore sprouts wings and flies off to join others of his ilk.

    Rated R for scenes of graphic violence, some nudity and sex scenes involving a house elf.
14. 

    24 July, 2006

    Mandy

    “Dammit, I dropped my keys again!”
15. 

    24 July, 2006

    Ms Puppet Launcher

    OMG brilliant, mikeb! :kiss:
16. 

    24 July, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    John Ashcroft music video.
17. 

    24 July, 2006

    bhamm

    – Due to lack of sponsors, R. Kelly’s new “I Believe I Can Fly” video was done on a budget of 42 dollars. And 7 cents.
    – Marvel decided to cancel it’s new superhero “I-got-wings-but-don’t-give-a-crap-Man” after poor reviews.
    – “Bigfoot… Biiiiiigfoooooot? Damn, I hate when he runs off…”
18. 

    24 July, 2006

    DaPopster

    God takes on a disguise to see who pokes fun at His appearace ……… then later casts the ones’ who think they’re funny into the Pit of Perdition, 😀 😐 😈
19. 

    24 July, 2006

    Spud

    “Absolvo Derrilectum,”

    A new spell enters the world and we have witnessed its birth.

    Well done mike!

    😈
20. 

    24 July, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    The day Cheney missed his mark.
    😕 😳 :limp: :limp: :puke:
21. 

    24 July, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    Ok, somebody cue Bette Midler…
22. 

    24 July, 2006

    Nunu

    Ten bucks says he’s watchin gcampers having sex 😛
23. 

    24 July, 2006

    junkman

    god stares intently at 2 pine beetles doing it.

    i will hold out for maalox sherbert.
24. 

    24 July, 2006

    Lace Valentine

    We all know God’s a naughty voyeur.

    Sadly, Dave, that’s not a snap of God, but one of a Slob Fairy.
25. 

    24 July, 2006

    cows go moo

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    ewwwww
26. 

    24 July, 2006

    Nikki

    Pepto-dismal ice cream. Hmm, no thanks.
27. 

    24 July, 2006

    Gets Zippy

    We may not know what God does, but at least we know who Godzilla will be fighting.
28. 

    24 July, 2006

    MrDoug

    Weevil porn, alternate uses for the that pink crap, and that creepy guy from down the street with wings, looking like he is going to hurl on the world below.

    My Monday is now complete.
29. 

    24 July, 2006

    Steppenwolf

    OMG! Ronald Mac was right…just had the wrong bird!!
30. 

    24 July, 2006

    Meagan

    Thankfully the Ex-Lax ice cream smoothie never made it to production. :wtf:
31. 

    24 July, 2006

    Chicky

    First of all, he should get into a new exercise program to loose the God-GUT!
    And by the looks of him, he might need that Pepto – Bismol ICECREAM (in fat-free, of course)!
    Wow, God the day after a bender is just not right!
    What’s up with that Dave?
32. 

    24 July, 2006

    Chicky

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    I LOVE YOU! You crack me up! 😆
33. 

    24 July, 2006

    Poison Girl!!

    Thats the guy after overdosing on his Pepto Ice cream :dead:! It is after all a CONTROLLED substance :wtf:
34. 

    24 July, 2006

    Mike

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    OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately. US residents can call the US national poison hotline at 1-800-222-1222. Canadian residents should call their local poison control center directly.[b]Symptoms of overdose may include ringing in ears, dizziness, confusion, and coma.[/b]
35. 

    24 July, 2006

    cbatdux

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    Keep it up.
36. 

    24 July, 2006

    cbatdux

    zilla –

    The Pepto link is hilarious. I thought you had the only clever blog…ya mean – there’s more out there??? dang.
37. 

    25 July, 2006

    Meagan

    “Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!”
38. 

    25 July, 2006

    Tina Marie

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    Dude. Those are his TAIL FEATHERS. I mean…really!

    On the other hand, however, it does look like God is reaching down to scratch his ass.
39. 

    25 July, 2006

    Drusky

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    L.M.A.O.! 😆