What would God do on His vacation days off?

1. Zeke

   24 July, 2006, 12:30 am

   it appears as so God is farting out a puff of smoke.

2. evilmister

   24 July, 2006, 12:33 am

   The X-MAn Archangel, after a few years and a lotta beers….

3. silentstorm

   24 July, 2006, 12:42 am

   Personally, I always thought god was a woman…but i would say God needed the pepto ice cream!

4. Meagan

   24 July, 2006, 2:25 am

   God better fly away fast before duck hunters get him.

5. Irish

   24 July, 2006, 2:54 am

   Large eagle takes another human meal……

6. larfus

   24 July, 2006, 3:27 am

   watch out for his droppings! :wtf:

7. zinta

   24 July, 2006, 4:09 am

   Can you imagine the bird droppings… JEEEZZZUUUSSSSS… what a mess.

8. Drusky

   24 July, 2006, 4:34 am

   Betcha K.F.C. could make a mega-bucket out of that… 😈

9. Timm

   24 July, 2006, 4:38 am

   Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO!.. It’s Larry.

10. Spud

    24 July, 2006, 5:01 am

    It’s somehow, so right…

    :geek:

11. Coleman

    24 July, 2006, 5:34 am

    Dude its George Lucas with wings WTF

12. Lung the Younger

    24 July, 2006, 6:00 am

    ‘Err, Mr. Genie Sir! When I said that I wanted to be able to get it up with a pair of stunning flappers, this wasn’t exactly what I meant. Any chance of changing my wish again?’

13. mikeB

    24 July, 2006, 6:47 am

    Harry Potter 15: The Sorceror’s Undergarments
    In this final installment, Harry decides it’s time to send a drooling, incontinent Dumbledore packing to Figglewick’s Retirement Community for Aging Mages. With a mighty shout of Absolvo Derrilectum, Dumbledore sprouts wings and flies off to join others of his ilk.

    Rated R for scenes of graphic violence, some nudity and sex scenes involving a house elf.

14. Mandy

    24 July, 2006, 7:04 am

    “Dammit, I dropped my keys again!”

15. Ms Puppet Launcher

    24 July, 2006, 7:04 am

    OMG brilliant, mikeb! :kiss:

16. Lung the Younger

    24 July, 2006, 7:16 am

    John Ashcroft music video.

17. bhamm

    24 July, 2006, 7:49 am

    – Due to lack of sponsors, R. Kelly’s new “I Believe I Can Fly” video was done on a budget of 42 dollars. And 7 cents.
    – Marvel decided to cancel it’s new superhero “I-got-wings-but-don’t-give-a-crap-Man” after poor reviews.
    – “Bigfoot… Biiiiiigfoooooot? Damn, I hate when he runs off…”

18. DaPopster

    24 July, 2006, 8:33 am

    God takes on a disguise to see who pokes fun at His appearace ……… then later casts the ones’ who think they’re funny into the Pit of Perdition, 😀 😐 😈

19. Spud

    24 July, 2006, 9:05 am

    “Absolvo Derrilectum,”

    A new spell enters the world and we have witnessed its birth.

    Well done mike!

    😈

20. Flash Gordon

    24 July, 2006, 12:08 pm

    The day Cheney missed his mark.
    😕 😳 :limp: :limp: :puke:

21. Bjorn Freeh

    24 July, 2006, 12:11 pm

    Ok, somebody cue Bette Midler…

22. Nunu

    24 July, 2006, 12:16 pm

    Ten bucks says he’s watchin gcampers having sex 😛

23. junkman

    24 July, 2006, 1:24 pm

    god stares intently at 2 pine beetles doing it.

    i will hold out for maalox sherbert.

24. Lace Valentine

    24 July, 2006, 2:11 pm

    We all know God’s a naughty voyeur.

    Sadly, Dave, that’s not a snap of God, but one of a Slob Fairy.

25. cows go moo

    24 July, 2006, 2:39 pm

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    ewwwww

26. Nikki

    24 July, 2006, 3:07 pm

    Pepto-dismal ice cream. Hmm, no thanks.

27. Gets Zippy

    24 July, 2006, 3:36 pm

    We may not know what God does, but at least we know who Godzilla will be fighting.

28. MrDoug

    24 July, 2006, 3:37 pm

    Weevil porn, alternate uses for the that pink crap, and that creepy guy from down the street with wings, looking like he is going to hurl on the world below.

    My Monday is now complete.

29. Steppenwolf

    24 July, 2006, 4:40 pm

    OMG! Ronald Mac was right…just had the wrong bird!!

30. Meagan

    24 July, 2006, 5:35 pm

    Thankfully the Ex-Lax ice cream smoothie never made it to production. :wtf:

31. Chicky

    24 July, 2006, 6:10 pm

    First of all, he should get into a new exercise program to loose the God-GUT!
    And by the looks of him, he might need that Pepto – Bismol ICECREAM (in fat-free, of course)!
    Wow, God the day after a bender is just not right!
    What’s up with that Dave?

32. Chicky

    24 July, 2006, 6:10 pm

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    I LOVE YOU! You crack me up! 😆

33. Poison Girl!!

    24 July, 2006, 7:50 pm

    Thats the guy after overdosing on his Pepto Ice cream :dead:! It is after all a CONTROLLED substance :wtf:

34. Mike

    24 July, 2006, 9:42 pm

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    OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately. US residents can call the US national poison hotline at 1-800-222-1222. Canadian residents should call their local poison control center directly.[b]Symptoms of overdose may include ringing in ears, dizziness, confusion, and coma.[/b]

35. cbatdux

    24 July, 2006, 10:45 pm

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    Keep it up.

36. cbatdux

    24 July, 2006, 10:47 pm

    zilla –

    The Pepto link is hilarious. I thought you had the only clever blog…ya mean – there’s more out there??? dang.

37. Meagan

    25 July, 2006, 2:20 am

    “Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!”

38. Tina Marie

    25 July, 2006, 2:28 am

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    Dude. Those are his TAIL FEATHERS. I mean…really!

    On the other hand, however, it does look like God is reaching down to scratch his ass.

39. Drusky

    25 July, 2006, 4:19 pm

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    L.M.A.O.! 😆

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