MOM: "What's your favorite shellfish."
DAUGHTER: "Salmon!"
FAMILY: "OMG, totally! Salmon is the BEST shellfish."
DAD: "Not even a contest."
Salmon is the new crustacean
LIZZ: "Phaedra? Would you like some chicken?"
PHAEDRA: "No! I don't like chicken anymore today. I'd rather eat myself."
Not chicken
DAUGHTER: "Daddy? I need a new diaper."
ME: "You do? OK, I think we can handle that."
ME: "Oh, this is a bad one."
DAUGHTER: "Don't worry, Daddy. It's only poop. It not bite you."
Don’t Worry
"I like George Washington waaay better than Spiderman." —Five year-old boy at the park.
I like George Washington
If it seems contrary to common sense, you're either about to die a redneck death, or have an innovative breakthrough.
—Davezilla
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