Time off for good behavior

1. Klesko Fan

   23 December, 2006, 12:16 am

   Reverend Lady Jill the Weird of Yockenthwait Walden

2. adognamedgromit

   23 December, 2006, 12:17 am

   Have fun

   His Eminence the Very Lord Dog Named Gromit (Rick) the Carnivorous of New Invention.
   Bids Dave, Natalie and everyone else here a very Merry Christmas, Happy holiday, Festivus or what it is that you celebrate.

   Peace 😆 😀 😆

3. Cronewynd

   23 December, 2006, 1:52 am

   Her Royal Highness Rene the Ingenious of Withering Glance

4. Spud

   23 December, 2006, 2:28 am

   His Exalted Highness Duke Spud the Imaginary of Old Throcking in the Hole

   Kneel before my magnificence oh crass and most obnoxious varlets…

   :geek:

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   Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, Hanukah or whatever it is that you celebrate.

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   😀

5. larfus

   23 December, 2006, 4:11 am

   Earl Brian the Uncanny of Goosnargh on the Carpet. :wtf: Happy holidays to all of you out there in Davezilla land!

6. Timm

   23 December, 2006, 4:24 am

   Happy Holidays,
   Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from

   Very Sir Lord Timothy the Bloody of Featherstonehaugh St Fanshaw

7. Big Cajun Man

   23 December, 2006, 7:08 am

   Venerable Lord Cajun the Mystical of Lower Slaughter

   Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas

8. sledge

   23 December, 2006, 7:15 am

   Sir Sleazoid Q Phudpucker of the Canadian Phudpuckers bid you and all an unbelievable Christmas and wonderful holidays

9. Nik

   23 December, 2006, 7:19 am

   Milady the Right Reverend Nikki the Gnomic of West Smeesborough :puke:

10. Knkangaroo

    23 December, 2006, 7:32 am

    Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Lisa the Dissolute of Giggleswich Lanken wishes all a Merry Christmas. Have a great time Dave.

11. TheFaramir

    23 December, 2006, 7:33 am

    I am The Very Reverend Eric the Fifteenth of Herring-le-hole!

12. Anna

    23 December, 2006, 8:13 am

    Her Most Noble Lady Anna the Corpulent of Midhoop St Giggleswich
    (who must be related to above Knkangeroo, or at least live close by)
    wishes you Sunday Monday Happy Days

13. Stevie C

    23 December, 2006, 9:27 am

    Lord Steviec the Assiduous of Lower Wombleshire wishes you a Very Merry Christmas and reminds you – Put not a pig in your poke – she really won’t appreciate it! At least, that’s what my fortune cookie said. I wonder if it has anything to do with the carrot ad?

14. Brad K.

    23 December, 2006, 9:48 am

    Milord Sir Lord Brad the Unique of Withering Glance

    Eerie. ‘Take time today to pay more attention to your imaginary friends.’

    Happy Yuletide. I pray the energies of the Solstice enrich your life!

15. Bigwavdave

    23 December, 2006, 9:59 am

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Very Reverend David the Sophisticated of New Scagglethorpe Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

    Wishes Merry Christmas to One and All

16. Bigwavdave

    23 December, 2006, 10:16 am

    Clear the road peasants, His Highness, BIGWAVDAVE, the Benevolent, roaster of fowl, and givver of treasures, He who makes auto mechanics tremble and young virgins blush, around whom the Sun and the Moon and the Stars revolve, approches the marketplace for one final time.

    A Very Merry Christmas to One and All

17. tabbie

    23 December, 2006, 10:35 am

    Her Noble Excellency Tabbie the Pertinacious of Hopton Goosnargh grants thee all a wonderful Holiday Season! Good wishes and cheer all around!

18. Driver

    23 December, 2006, 10:43 am

    His Imperial Majesty Trukindog The Corpulent Of Helions Bumpstead wishes you all a happy over commecialized over spending season .

    Oh wait this is about the birth of Jesus Christ not money !

19. Brewcaster

    23 December, 2006, 10:52 am

    Have a good break
    – The Most Honourable Brian the Charitable of Kirkby Overblow

20. Howie

    23 December, 2006, 11:03 am

    His Most Serene Highness Lord Howard the Cannibalistic of Similar Ealand wishes y’all happies and merries! (Arise Sir Loin of Beef!)

21. MJaz

    23 December, 2006, 11:47 am

    *drumroll* Her Eminence, the Very Viscountess, Mar the Cowardly of Old Throcking in the Hole *drumroll*

    … bestows forced and fake gaity upon all of thee! Eat! Drink! Be Merry! Spend Money! Pretend to love your brother man!

    Have a wonderful holiday – cheers!

22. pablo

    23 December, 2006, 1:12 pm

    The Reverend Earl Evil P the Sublunary of Fiddlehope in the Marsh wishes all a holiday fitting your Karma.and available credit card balance.
    I f your mother in-law gives you crap let her know santa said something about her, oh yeh Ho Ho HO.
    Meet you all at the liquor store!!!!!!!

23. Send in More Clowns

    23 December, 2006, 1:37 pm

    Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:

    His Excellency Anthony the Canine of Dicken St Charles

    A fine title for a poxy knave such as meself.

24. slave2oshun

    23 December, 2006, 1:40 pm

    Viscountess Jennifer the Surprised of Lesser Wobbleton

25. Ray

    23 December, 2006, 2:56 pm

    Happy Winter Solstice to all!

    Reverend Earl Raymond the Charitable of Great Leering

26. Sher

    23 December, 2006, 3:00 pm

    Imperial Majesty Sherry the Intractable of Divine Intervention.
    That would be ms.Imperial Majesty Sherry the Intractable of Divine Intervention to all the lesser folk.

27. Kristi

    23 December, 2006, 3:04 pm

    A wish for festive seasonal and/or religious celebration and reflection to all from:

    Her Eminence, the Very Viscountess Kristina the Subversive, of Buzzcock Lepshire.

    😛

28. Pappy

    23 December, 2006, 3:30 pm

    Her Grace Lady Mandy the Ebullient of Great Leering.

    Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Happy whatever you celebrate Dave and everyone! 😀

29. liza

    23 December, 2006, 4:42 pm

    Her Excellency Elisa Mae the Overdecorated of Lesser Cheese Winston wishes a Merry Christmas to all! 8)

30. Myra

    23 December, 2006, 6:59 pm

    Lady Madame Myra the Verdant of Walk upon Water – apparently I am green and divine – how lovely – a holy frog!

31. Mandy

    23 December, 2006, 7:53 pm

    Too many days with no Zilla! I, Lady Madame Mandy the Spurious of Bampton Underhoop shall surely perish.

32. Sam

    23 December, 2006, 8:11 pm

    Her Noble Excellency Sam the Superficial of Westley Waterless wishes all a Merry Christmas, Blessed Yuletide, and a Happy Hanukah ! May we all have peace and good health.

33. Sam

    23 December, 2006, 8:13 pm

    Her Noble Excellency Sam the Superficial of Westley Waterless
    wishes everyone a blessed holiday, may you have peace and good health.

34. Amber

    23 December, 2006, 9:28 pm

    Her Noble Excellency Amber the Appropriate of Old Throcking in the Hole…..Merry Christmas Happy Kwanza Happy Hanukah Happy Winter Solstice

35. Bjorn Freeh

    23 December, 2006, 10:06 pm

    The Very Lord Bjorn the Bewildered of Dramble Buzzcock bestows upon Sir Zilla a hearty wish for nothing but exuberant times at the Windsor Ballet (“wilds of Canada” — good one, Dave).

    This Christmas, if you can’t feel Merry, jump for Joy.

36. It's Me... Maven

    23 December, 2006, 10:07 pm

    Milady the Most Honourable Maven the Fifteenth of Gallop Hophill

37. family jules

    24 December, 2006, 12:16 am

    Her Exalted Highness Duchess Julie the Canine of Fiddlehope in the Marsh says have a wonderful time and be careful. If you are wearing all white in Canada in December, you could be lost forever and never seen again!

38. Sumo Geisha

    24 December, 2006, 1:18 am

    I am Empress Joni the Temporary of Much Bottom!
    (If you knew how true the ‘much bottom’ is you’d send sympathy my way… :?:)
    Happy Holidays to you all!

39. Sallie

    24 December, 2006, 7:03 am

    Imperial Majesty Sallie the Decent of Lower Hellswicke

40. Sallie

    24 December, 2006, 7:07 am

    The Imperial Majesty Sallie the Decent of Lower Hellswicke wishes each and all Happy Holidays and thanks Dave for some of the best chuckles..have fun!

41. Tara

    24 December, 2006, 7:51 am

    Happy Holidays from Flirty Kitty!

42. Lung the Younger

    24 December, 2006, 10:05 am

    Canada at this time of the year?
    Ah, I get it. Granny’s getting meds for Chrismas again.

    Your humble servant,

    Milord Earl Lung the Waspish of Giggleswick on the Naze.
    (Now, off to get my horsewhip. I haven’t flogged the serfs since Michaelmas)

43. evilmister

    24 December, 2006, 11:13 am

    His Most Serene Highness Lord Evilmister the Mad of Old Tonbridge Wafers … oh yeah, man, enjoy your time up here in wonderful canadia

44. Jen (yep, me too)

    24 December, 2006, 2:07 pm

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Reverend Lady Jennifer the Functional of Withering Glance

45. scamper

    24 December, 2006, 2:25 pm

    Grand Duke Don the Venal of Happy Bottomshire

46. Kristi

    24 December, 2006, 3:20 pm

    The Very Viscountess Kristina has a question: Does Mr. Davezilla have a peculiar aristocratic title? Or did I miss it? Just wondering…

47. pablo

    24 December, 2006, 4:45 pm

    [Comment ID #82235 will be quoted here]

    Marquess Davezilla the Disheveled of New Invention

48. Knkangaroo

    24 December, 2006, 7:51 pm

    [Comment ID #82144 will be quoted here] Well, I am pretty sure that Reverend Lady Jill the Weird of Yockenthwait Walden is my youngest sister, so a cousin, more like? LOL

49. bran

    24 December, 2006, 10:28 pm

    Marchioness Brandelion the Erudite of Lesser Wobbleton

    happy holidays, DZ! 😀

50. Meagan

    24 December, 2006, 11:33 pm

    The Venerable Lady Meagan the Eerie of Old Tonbridge Wafers wishes ye all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May ye all remember where ye put ye stocking stuffers and not to drink too much nog lest ye want to kiss ye olde grandmother under ye mistletoe.

    And Dave, may ye venture safely in the Great White North. If ye get lost, just holler and I shall send thine own hounds to rescue ye.

51. Minnie

    25 December, 2006, 12:02 am

    The first time I tried, it gave me: Her Royal Highness Minnie the Radiant of Brompton Underfoot, and the second time I tried, it was: Lady Madame Minnie the Radiant of Gallop Hophill.

    Merry Christmas, darling. :kiss:

52. Night Queen

    25 December, 2006, 9:35 am

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Noble Excellency Night Queen the Defenestrated of Wimblish upon Frognaze Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

53. Diesel

    25 December, 2006, 2:06 pm

    A hearty Merry Christmas from the Reverend Lord Robert the Implacable of Deep Throcking

54. Night Queen

    25 December, 2006, 6:01 pm

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Countess-Palatine Zoharath the Purple of Dramble Buzzcock Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

55. Night Queen

    25 December, 2006, 6:10 pm

    Wishing everyone a beautiful day! Greetings from Lady Night Queen the Cannibalistic of Goosnargh on the Carpet! :wtf:

56. Ducatisti

    25 December, 2006, 11:04 pm

    Duchess Ducatisti the Essential of Deepest Throcking

    My goodness. Throcking. What a name. Why don’t the Brits think of proper names for their places, like we do here in Oregon. You know, like Dufur, Boring, Woodburn, Bend.

    Merry holidays all!

57. beyonduplication

    26 December, 2006, 11:56 am

    Grand Duchess Kelly the Cosmopolitan of Tempting St Mary

    😕

58. Tina Marie

    26 December, 2006, 12:47 pm

    [Comment ID #82207 will be quoted here]

    Did you not read your own title? You are TEMPORARY of much bottom. Perhaps you will suddenly lose your bottom? Don’t grow to attached to it, even though it appears to be attached to you. It is only temporary.

59. Tina Marie

    26 December, 2006, 12:49 pm

    Oh yeah, I forgot.

    Greetings from the Entirely Miss Reverend Lady Tina Marie the Bloody of Eschaton End.

    I absolutely love Eschaton End. It’s so…….eschatonish.

60. Peaches

    26 December, 2006, 2:11 pm

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Duchess Vicki the Villainous of Helions Bumpstead Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

61. Flash Gordon

    26 December, 2006, 6:00 pm

    Greetings, varlets, from His Grace Lord Rufus the Venal of Much Madness
    upon Avon, Rescuer of Damsels in Distress and Terror to Miscreants. 🙄 :wtf:

62. elmo

    27 December, 2006, 6:37 am

    Her Most Serene Highness Lady Ellamarie the Herbaceous of Helions Bumpstead

    take that oh petty plebs

63. shelley

    27 December, 2006, 11:08 am

    Milady the Right Reverend Tomorrow the Confused of Kirkby Overblow.

    Heh.

64. rust

    27 December, 2006, 12:50 pm

    Well… I didn’t think it was all that interesting a title. I like my Fortune cookie…

    My Fortune Cookie told me: You will meet a tautology made entirely of butterfly fingers. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

65. Spud

    28 December, 2006, 2:54 am

    “His Noble Excellency Rust the Abrupt of Kirkby Overblow”

    Somebody had to do it…

    :geek:

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