Time off for good behavior

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65 responses to “Time off for good behavior”

1. 

   23 December, 2006

   Klesko Fan

   Reverend Lady Jill the Weird of Yockenthwait Walden
2. 

   23 December, 2006

   adognamedgromit

   Have fun

   His Eminence the Very Lord Dog Named Gromit (Rick) the Carnivorous of New Invention.
   Bids Dave, Natalie and everyone else here a very Merry Christmas, Happy holiday, Festivus or what it is that you celebrate.

   Peace 😆 😀 😆
3. 

   23 December, 2006

   Cronewynd

   Her Royal Highness Rene the Ingenious of Withering Glance
4. 

   23 December, 2006

   Spud

   His Exalted Highness Duke Spud the Imaginary of Old Throcking in the Hole

   Kneel before my magnificence oh crass and most obnoxious varlets…

   :geek:

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   Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, Hanukah or whatever it is that you celebrate.

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   😀
5. 

   23 December, 2006

   larfus

   Earl Brian the Uncanny of Goosnargh on the Carpet. :wtf: Happy holidays to all of you out there in Davezilla land!
6. 

   23 December, 2006

   Timm

   Happy Holidays,
   Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from

   Very Sir Lord Timothy the Bloody of Featherstonehaugh St Fanshaw
7. 

   23 December, 2006

   Big Cajun Man

   Venerable Lord Cajun the Mystical of Lower Slaughter

   Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas
8. 

   23 December, 2006

   sledge

   Sir Sleazoid Q Phudpucker of the Canadian Phudpuckers bid you and all an unbelievable Christmas and wonderful holidays
9. 

   23 December, 2006

   Nik

   Milady the Right Reverend Nikki the Gnomic of West Smeesborough :puke:
10. 

    23 December, 2006

    Knkangaroo

    Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Lisa the Dissolute of Giggleswich Lanken wishes all a Merry Christmas. Have a great time Dave.
11. 

    23 December, 2006

    TheFaramir

    I am The Very Reverend Eric the Fifteenth of Herring-le-hole!
12. 

    23 December, 2006

    Anna

    Her Most Noble Lady Anna the Corpulent of Midhoop St Giggleswich
    (who must be related to above Knkangeroo, or at least live close by)
    wishes you Sunday Monday Happy Days
13. 

    23 December, 2006

    Stevie C

    Lord Steviec the Assiduous of Lower Wombleshire wishes you a Very Merry Christmas and reminds you – Put not a pig in your poke – she really won’t appreciate it! At least, that’s what my fortune cookie said. I wonder if it has anything to do with the carrot ad?
14. 

    23 December, 2006

    Brad K.

    Milord Sir Lord Brad the Unique of Withering Glance

    Eerie. ‘Take time today to pay more attention to your imaginary friends.’

    Happy Yuletide. I pray the energies of the Solstice enrich your life!
15. 

    23 December, 2006

    Bigwavdave

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Very Reverend David the Sophisticated of New Scagglethorpe Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

    Wishes Merry Christmas to One and All
16. 

    23 December, 2006

    Bigwavdave

    Clear the road peasants, His Highness, BIGWAVDAVE, the Benevolent, roaster of fowl, and givver of treasures, He who makes auto mechanics tremble and young virgins blush, around whom the Sun and the Moon and the Stars revolve, approches the marketplace for one final time.

    A Very Merry Christmas to One and All
17. 

    23 December, 2006

    tabbie

    Her Noble Excellency Tabbie the Pertinacious of Hopton Goosnargh grants thee all a wonderful Holiday Season! Good wishes and cheer all around!
18. 

    23 December, 2006

    Driver

    His Imperial Majesty Trukindog The Corpulent Of Helions Bumpstead wishes you all a happy over commecialized over spending season .

    Oh wait this is about the birth of Jesus Christ not money !
19. 

    23 December, 2006

    Brewcaster

    Have a good break
    – The Most Honourable Brian the Charitable of Kirkby Overblow
20. 

    23 December, 2006

    Howie

    His Most Serene Highness Lord Howard the Cannibalistic of Similar Ealand wishes y’all happies and merries! (Arise Sir Loin of Beef!)
21. 

    23 December, 2006

    MJaz

    *drumroll* Her Eminence, the Very Viscountess, Mar the Cowardly of Old Throcking in the Hole *drumroll*

    … bestows forced and fake gaity upon all of thee! Eat! Drink! Be Merry! Spend Money! Pretend to love your brother man!

    Have a wonderful holiday – cheers!
22. 

    23 December, 2006

    pablo

    The Reverend Earl Evil P the Sublunary of Fiddlehope in the Marsh wishes all a holiday fitting your Karma.and available credit card balance.
    I f your mother in-law gives you crap let her know santa said something about her, oh yeh Ho Ho HO.
    Meet you all at the liquor store!!!!!!!
23. 

    23 December, 2006

    Send in More Clowns

    Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:

    His Excellency Anthony the Canine of Dicken St Charles

    A fine title for a poxy knave such as meself.
24. 

    23 December, 2006

    slave2oshun

    Viscountess Jennifer the Surprised of Lesser Wobbleton
25. 

    23 December, 2006

    Ray

    Happy Winter Solstice to all!

    Reverend Earl Raymond the Charitable of Great Leering
26. 

    23 December, 2006

    Sher

    Imperial Majesty Sherry the Intractable of Divine Intervention.
    That would be ms.Imperial Majesty Sherry the Intractable of Divine Intervention to all the lesser folk.
27. 

    23 December, 2006

    Kristi

    A wish for festive seasonal and/or religious celebration and reflection to all from:

    Her Eminence, the Very Viscountess Kristina the Subversive, of Buzzcock Lepshire.

    😛
28. 

    23 December, 2006

    Pappy

    Her Grace Lady Mandy the Ebullient of Great Leering.

    Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Happy whatever you celebrate Dave and everyone! 😀
29. 

    23 December, 2006

    liza

    Her Excellency Elisa Mae the Overdecorated of Lesser Cheese Winston wishes a Merry Christmas to all! 8)
30. 

    23 December, 2006

    Myra

    Lady Madame Myra the Verdant of Walk upon Water – apparently I am green and divine – how lovely – a holy frog!
31. 

    23 December, 2006

    Mandy

    Too many days with no Zilla! I, Lady Madame Mandy the Spurious of Bampton Underhoop shall surely perish.
32. 

    23 December, 2006

    Sam

    Her Noble Excellency Sam the Superficial of Westley Waterless wishes all a Merry Christmas, Blessed Yuletide, and a Happy Hanukah ! May we all have peace and good health.
33. 

    23 December, 2006

    Sam

    Her Noble Excellency Sam the Superficial of Westley Waterless
    wishes everyone a blessed holiday, may you have peace and good health.
34. 

    23 December, 2006

    Amber

    Her Noble Excellency Amber the Appropriate of Old Throcking in the Hole…..Merry Christmas Happy Kwanza Happy Hanukah Happy Winter Solstice
35. 

    23 December, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    The Very Lord Bjorn the Bewildered of Dramble Buzzcock bestows upon Sir Zilla a hearty wish for nothing but exuberant times at the Windsor Ballet (“wilds of Canada” — good one, Dave).

    This Christmas, if you can’t feel Merry, jump for Joy.
36. 

    23 December, 2006

    It’s Me… Maven

    Milady the Most Honourable Maven the Fifteenth of Gallop Hophill
37. 

    24 December, 2006

    family jules

    Her Exalted Highness Duchess Julie the Canine of Fiddlehope in the Marsh says have a wonderful time and be careful. If you are wearing all white in Canada in December, you could be lost forever and never seen again!
38. 

    24 December, 2006

    Sumo Geisha

    I am Empress Joni the Temporary of Much Bottom!
    (If you knew how true the ‘much bottom’ is you’d send sympathy my way… :?:)
    Happy Holidays to you all!
39. 

    24 December, 2006

    Sallie

    Imperial Majesty Sallie the Decent of Lower Hellswicke
40. 

    24 December, 2006

    Sallie

    The Imperial Majesty Sallie the Decent of Lower Hellswicke wishes each and all Happy Holidays and thanks Dave for some of the best chuckles..have fun!
41. 

    24 December, 2006

    Tara

    Happy Holidays from Flirty Kitty!
42. 

    24 December, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    Canada at this time of the year?
    Ah, I get it. Granny’s getting meds for Chrismas again.

    Your humble servant,

    Milord Earl Lung the Waspish of Giggleswick on the Naze.
    (Now, off to get my horsewhip. I haven’t flogged the serfs since Michaelmas)
43. 

    24 December, 2006

    evilmister

    His Most Serene Highness Lord Evilmister the Mad of Old Tonbridge Wafers … oh yeah, man, enjoy your time up here in wonderful canadia
44. 

    24 December, 2006

    Jen (yep, me too)

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Reverend Lady Jennifer the Functional of Withering Glance
45. 

    24 December, 2006

    scamper

    Grand Duke Don the Venal of Happy Bottomshire
46. 

    24 December, 2006

    Kristi

    The Very Viscountess Kristina has a question: Does Mr. Davezilla have a peculiar aristocratic title? Or did I miss it? Just wondering…
47. 

    24 December, 2006

    pablo

    [Comment ID #82235 will be quoted here]

    Marquess Davezilla the Disheveled of New Invention
48. 

    24 December, 2006

    Knkangaroo

    [Comment ID #82144 will be quoted here] Well, I am pretty sure that Reverend Lady Jill the Weird of Yockenthwait Walden is my youngest sister, so a cousin, more like? LOL
49. 

    24 December, 2006

    bran

    Marchioness Brandelion the Erudite of Lesser Wobbleton

    happy holidays, DZ! 😀
50. 

    24 December, 2006

    Meagan

    The Venerable Lady Meagan the Eerie of Old Tonbridge Wafers wishes ye all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May ye all remember where ye put ye stocking stuffers and not to drink too much nog lest ye want to kiss ye olde grandmother under ye mistletoe.

    And Dave, may ye venture safely in the Great White North. If ye get lost, just holler and I shall send thine own hounds to rescue ye.
51. 

    25 December, 2006

    Minnie

    The first time I tried, it gave me: Her Royal Highness Minnie the Radiant of Brompton Underfoot, and the second time I tried, it was: Lady Madame Minnie the Radiant of Gallop Hophill.

    Merry Christmas, darling. :kiss:
52. 

    25 December, 2006

    Night Queen

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Noble Excellency Night Queen the Defenestrated of Wimblish upon Frognaze Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
53. 

    25 December, 2006

    Diesel

    A hearty Merry Christmas from the Reverend Lord Robert the Implacable of Deep Throcking
54. 

    25 December, 2006

    Night Queen

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Countess-Palatine Zoharath the Purple of Dramble Buzzcock Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
55. 

    25 December, 2006

    Night Queen

    Wishing everyone a beautiful day! Greetings from Lady Night Queen the Cannibalistic of Goosnargh on the Carpet! :wtf:
56. 

    25 December, 2006

    Ducatisti

    Duchess Ducatisti the Essential of Deepest Throcking

    My goodness. Throcking. What a name. Why don’t the Brits think of proper names for their places, like we do here in Oregon. You know, like Dufur, Boring, Woodburn, Bend.

    Merry holidays all!
57. 

    26 December, 2006

    beyonduplication

    Grand Duchess Kelly the Cosmopolitan of Tempting St Mary

    😕
58. 

    26 December, 2006

    Tina Marie

    [Comment ID #82207 will be quoted here]

    Did you not read your own title? You are TEMPORARY of much bottom. Perhaps you will suddenly lose your bottom? Don’t grow to attached to it, even though it appears to be attached to you. It is only temporary.
59. 

    26 December, 2006

    Tina Marie

    Oh yeah, I forgot.

    Greetings from the Entirely Miss Reverend Lady Tina Marie the Bloody of Eschaton End.

    I absolutely love Eschaton End. It’s so…….eschatonish.
60. 

    26 December, 2006

    Peaches

    My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Duchess Vicki the Villainous of Helions Bumpstead Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
61. 

    26 December, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    Greetings, varlets, from His Grace Lord Rufus the Venal of Much Madness
    upon Avon, Rescuer of Damsels in Distress and Terror to Miscreants. 🙄 :wtf:
62. 

    27 December, 2006

    elmo

    Her Most Serene Highness Lady Ellamarie the Herbaceous of Helions Bumpstead

    take that oh petty plebs
63. 

    27 December, 2006

    shelley

    Milady the Right Reverend Tomorrow the Confused of Kirkby Overblow.

    Heh.
64. 

    27 December, 2006

    rust

    Well… I didn’t think it was all that interesting a title. I like my Fortune cookie…

    My Fortune Cookie told me: You will meet a tautology made entirely of butterfly fingers. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune
65. 

    28 December, 2006

    Spud

    “His Noble Excellency Rust the Abrupt of Kirkby Overblow”

    Somebody had to do it…

    :geek: