- “You go girl!”
- “Are you a natural blonde?”
- “I’m not wearing underwear.”
- “That’s the last time I have unprotected sex with a grizzly bear.”
- “Two grannies. One cup. Just imagine.”
- “Nearer to the grave is what you’ll crave.”
- “Like the grey? The carpets match the drapes, you know.”
- “Let’s pump this jam!”
- “I’ll even take my teeth out.”
- “Ever done it bent over a walker?”
- “Perry Como Madourravit”
- “Up for some Hanna Montana cosplay?”
- “Ya wanna see a real lady gaga, sonny?”
- “Loose dentures. The baseball mitt is for the sneezing.”
- “Chillax!”
- “So for you, how many cats is too many cats?”
- “Pitchin’ the viagra tent tonight.”
- She’s a 75 year old but with the body of a 64 year old.
- (Lung will go to hell for this one) “Ever had a Parkinson’s handjob?”
Co-written by Lung the Younger
Bless you Dave.
No, thank you, Lung. You made that post work. 😉
Call me old-fashioned, call me dull, but #4 is something I never want to hear ANYONE say. :wtf:
Here’s one to add to the list:
“Grab the lube sonny, otherwise you’ll chafe your willy…”