The color of one’s bike seat is crucial, and possibly disturbing.


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3 responses to “The color of one’s bike seat is crucial, and possibly disturbing.”

  1. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Hold me, I’m scared !!!! 😯 I know it’s the angle of the photo, but still a stopper.

  2. DJMoore Avatar
    DJMoore

    I was biking home from work one day.

    “Hey mister!” Cute little girl, ten or eleven, leaning out a second story apartment window.

    “Yer dick’s hangin’ out!”

    I glanced down and about drove off the road in a panic.Took me a second to to stand up in the stirrups, and realize “my dick” didn’t rise with me.

  3. merphdaserf Avatar
    merphdaserf

    Wer know who that is don’t we missy? : :dead:

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