Tell me what he’s looking for

1. mikeB

   02 August, 2006, 12:35 am

   Based on your links, I’d say he’s looking for Jesus … under the sofa.

2. larfus

   02 August, 2006, 12:46 am

   rolling papers? 🙄

3. Meagan

   02 August, 2006, 1:19 am

   Contact lens?

4. Irish

   02 August, 2006, 1:26 am

   1) His girlfriends underwear before his wife gets home.
   2) Where the pee smell is coming from.
   3) The winning lotto ticket from last week.
   4) Change for a cheap pack of smokes…..to calm down…… :wtf:
   5) Waldo

5. Brad K.

   02 August, 2006, 1:44 am

   Robert searched his soul, looking for a bit of self-esteem. Sure, he knew painting his garbage cans safety-plum purple would irritate neighbor Sam. Who knew Sam would turn him in for ‘off color garbage.’ That the local paper would carry the story, making up salacious comments. That the FBI would receive numerous complaints from readers of the local paper about ‘inappropriate pornography on his computer’, based on the story. Robert would have said the FBI didn’t have a sense of humor, but perhaps … When the agents failed to find any pornography they boxed the computer, books, magazines, and curtains for further ‘study’. Along with the infamous safety-plum garbage cans.

6. Brent

   02 August, 2006, 2:51 am

   He’s not looking for anything. He’s passed out. Great party!

7. Spud

   02 August, 2006, 3:02 am

   He’s looking for a CLUE and obviously he hasn’t found it yet.

   :geek:

8. Penguin Pete

   02 August, 2006, 3:03 am

   Moral of the story: Never set a turbo-power vibrator down while it is still on, because you’ll never catch that sucker.

9. Da Popster

   02 August, 2006, 4:29 am

   Linda ?

10. Saucy Panties Blog

    02 August, 2006, 4:42 am

    After months of his girlfriend saying “I want to wait for the right time, that romantic moment when it will mean more than just sex” that moment arrived when he was least expecting it, damn where did I put that Condom?

    :wang:

11. jenni_marie

    02 August, 2006, 4:42 am

    Please Lord let my blow-up doll with the working mouth still be here…. Screw the dvd player and my dvd’s. Where’s my blow-up doll!?!?!?!?!

12. jenni_marie

    02 August, 2006, 4:43 am

    or, he is not looking for anything. He is doing yoga to find “inner peace” before the walls come down. 😆

13. alaskan_passion

    02 August, 2006, 5:00 am

    UUUMMM THE REMOTE!!!!! I could swear that is my husband ha ha ha . Hey take 2 steps and change the channel with ooohhh damn your hands.
    The question should be WHOS CLEANING THIS????? 🙄

14. Randy

    02 August, 2006, 6:41 am

    He is searching for that unfinished cup of strawberry yogurt garnished with sweet pickle relish, started two days ago.

15. dee

    02 August, 2006, 7:09 am

    1)He’s looking for Waldo.
    2)He’s looking for hand lotion. B/C we all know that softer hands won’t chafe the :wang:.
    3)His Dominatrix left him like that and then robbed him.
    4)He’s looking for his nicotine patch.

16. Rob

    02 August, 2006, 7:49 am

    fuckin’ flies …

17. slicksundae

    02 August, 2006, 9:01 am

    crack crumbs

18. junkman

    02 August, 2006, 9:04 am

    i don’t know what he’s looking for but i would be concerned about that poster that flew out his ass.

    john turturro really cracked me up in the jesus game.

19. phud

    02 August, 2006, 9:32 am

    next time he tries the Kama Sutra maybe he should take off his clothes

20. Patrick

    02 August, 2006, 9:44 am

    He’s not looking for anything. He’s awakening to the realization that sometime after he accepted that mixed drink with the ‘funny whang’ to it, he passed out and took it up the ass for what he hopes is the only time in his life! :wtf:

21. Bigwavdave

    02 August, 2006, 10:07 am

    That stinkin’, chirpin’ cricket that kept him up all night 😕

22. Gets Zippy

    02 August, 2006, 10:19 am

    The cockroach that fell out of his fast food breakfast sandwich. Guess he doesn’t realize it’s running away in the left corner. :puke: :puke:

    Or he just needs to find some “ABC” gum so he can fix those book shelves!

    P.S. That rainbow motivational poster isn’t doing this man a lick of good. 😛

23. Craig

    02 August, 2006, 10:30 am

    Cocaine.

24. rust

    02 August, 2006, 11:16 am

    He’s lookin’ for that strap-on that went missing after a night of hot sex, before his wife does. Little does he know that he will find it, in the end.

    :wang:

25. cbatdux

    02 August, 2006, 12:06 pm

    I spy a blue crack pipe, some blow, a doob and some food that’s ripe, a porno tape that’s been abused and a ribbed condom that’s been re-used….

26. abbi

    02 August, 2006, 12:25 pm

    It’s sooo obviously the tv remote!! thats usually what my living room looks like after trying to find it … oh wait it looks like that anyway … does anyone know where the remote for my stereo is, i never even noticed it was lost till a few months ago and if my dad finds out he’ll kill me 🙁

27. Apple

    02 August, 2006, 1:03 pm

    Clearly, the Kool Aid Man dropped by for a surprise visit.

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

28. Evil Aunt Ann

    02 August, 2006, 1:14 pm

    That greased pig he’s been chasing all night…they’re hard to catch, but when you get them, the lovin’s so good!! 😈

29. stry

    02 August, 2006, 2:24 pm

    he’s not looking for anything, thats how his date left him last night and he hasn’t been able to move since. :wang: :limp:

30. thim

    02 August, 2006, 2:33 pm

    :undies: :undies: :undies: :undies: :undies: :undies: :undies: :wang: :wang: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: 😀 😀 😀 :boob: :boob: :boob: 💡 💡 💡 :wang: :wang: :wang: :puke: :puke: :puke:

31. POISON GIRL

    02 August, 2006, 2:37 pm

    He’d looking for spare change to give to homeless people who look like Jesus 😈

32. franklito

    02 August, 2006, 2:40 pm

    K-Y jelly
    girl friends dog :wtf:
    wallet
    underware
    wedding ring
    black book
    his baby
    car keys
    or maybe hes lookin for the midget he cought stickin it to his wife. 🙄

33. MrDoug

    02 August, 2006, 3:19 pm

    His ass because he is using both hands
    His roommates who some how managed to epoxy him to the Ottoman last night after the party

34. Myra

    02 August, 2006, 4:23 pm

    Looking for love in all the wrong places???

35. dougieace

    02 August, 2006, 9:44 pm

    that much effort, id have to say half a baloon of some premo turkish smack

36. Drusky

    02 August, 2006, 9:50 pm

    Looks like your average college dorm room Monday A.M.
    or…
    He’s looking for the phone to call his parents and tell them not to hurry home… 😆

37. Driver

    02 August, 2006, 10:56 pm

    The Gerbil that escaped from the cage to the left . Or Tylenol because he already knows where the Gerbil is :limp:

38. rozelle ashmore

    03 August, 2006, 12:57 am

    The Earthquake instruction manual. Obviously he grew up in Kansas and moved to California because he heard there was “gold in dem hills”.

39. Meagan

    03 August, 2006, 2:35 am

    Actually, I believe that is the world’s most inept burglar. He obviously fell asleep on the ottoman after many hours of rigorous searching for valuable items to sell so he can get some money to buy some crack.

40. mick

    03 August, 2006, 4:38 pm

    what, is someone looking for something?

41. girl

    03 August, 2006, 10:47 pm

    just one more nickel. he’s the guy that dropped $2.94 on my counter last night for his pack of Marlboro Lights that he so desperately needed. :dead:

42. cbatdux

    03 August, 2006, 10:48 pm

    NSFW?

43. misty

    05 August, 2006, 4:27 pm

    wow u got geeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk didnt ya! and y wasnt i there i could have helped u find the other crumb.just jokeing we took a pole of 100 people n the hood and they all said the same thing. when you smoke at least dont do so much cause when u finally wake up ur goona be like what n the hell happened to my living room? 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😈 😈 😈 😈 👿 :evil:be careful and remember crack kills. :boob:

44. Ris

    12 August, 2006, 10:54 am

    Redneck living room of the week

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