Tag: yeti
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Bigfoot’s Diary
2 Dec 2009 10 AM: Spent the morning leaving deliberate tracks in the snow near that stupid hunter’s cabin. Made sure to leave a clump of rat hair on fence nearby. Took a long dump on his front porch, but decided to scoop it up and smoosh it in his mailbox instead. PUNK’D! Thought it…
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An Open Letter to All Friend Requests on Facebook
Thank you for trying to add me as a friend because you: read my blog saw me speak at your conference want me to fix your computer want me to link to your blog so you’ll be “popular, real fast” are stalking my girlfriend I’d love to reciprocate, however I have a few prerequisites, so…
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