wine

Bartender: "So what did you two do last night?" Waitress #1: "We had some sangrinas. They were so good." Bartender: "I've heard of those. They're like margaritas, right?" Waitress #2: "No, they're a wine thing with like fruits and shit." Bartender: "Oh, that's sound good! What kind of wine is it?" Waitress #2: "Dark wine." Waitress #1: "Yeah, dark wine. I dunno, Chardonnay or something." I swear, I lost 10 IQ points listening to that.