Salmon is the new crustacean
MOM: “What’s your favorite shellfish.” DAUGHTER: “Salmon!” FAMILY: “OMG, totally! Salmon is the BEST shellfish.” DAD: “Not even a contest.”
Overheard: People are fuh-reaks edition
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OMG, an eagle!
C.C.: [Points out car window] “Oh look! An eagle! OMG, it’s totally an eagle!” Me: “Um, that’s not an eagle. That’s just a crow with a piece of bread in its mouth.” C.C.: “Uh, huh. You’re right. OK. This does not leave this car.” Me: “The hell it doesn’t.” T.T.: “And to think, we get […]