Tag: men

  • What Men Say vs. What Women Hear

    When we describe ourselves as being, “Super athletic.” You hear, “Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.” When we describe ourselves as, “A big guy.” You hear, “A big, fat guy.” When we describe ourselves as being, “Quick-witted.” You hear, “Lies quickly.” When we describe ourselves as, “A traveler.” You hear, “Cheats on…

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  • What Women Say vs. What Men Hear

    When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as being, “Buxom.” We hear, “Morbidly obese.” When you describe yourself as, “Creative.” We hear, “Kinky.” When you describe yourself as, “Having classic looks.” We hear, “6/10.” When you describe yourself…

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  • 10 Words Men Never Use

    Merriment Cherish Giddy Scrumptious Sparkly Vag Toodles Precious Pocketbook Slacks What words would you add to this list?

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  • Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband

    A copy of The Rules Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set Febreze Noticeables Frilly drapes My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset Pink hand tools A coupon for Enzyte A Utilikilt Season tickets to the Detroit Lions (still 0-14, ouch!) What gifts would you avoid?

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