hospitals

Ask your nurse for some apple juice. Pour it into a urine specimen jar. Nonchalantly walk down the aisles, sipping it. After an operation on [some body part], wake up from the anesthesia and ask, "So how is my [unrelated body part]?" Schedule gurney races down the hallways of ER. Try to beat EMTs with critical patients. Bonus points for having racing stripes, flames or real exhaust. Ask the nurse for a cocktail umbrella and fruit for your urine sample. You know, to make it look Klassy. When you wake up from anesthesia, pretend to speak a different language. Look…