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Frogs are to cannon balls what Valium is to [blank]. Snowflakes are to Australians what abject poverty is to [blank]. Large, fake breasts are to women what tooth decay is to [blank]. George W. Bush is to meatloaf what Cable TV is to [blank]. John Kerry is to salsa dancing what linguini is to [blank]. Heidi Fleiss is to soup ladles what Turtle Wax is to [blank]. Shrek is to Michael Jackson what sandpaper is to [blank]. Happiness is to fire escapes what measles are to [blank]. Davezilla is to fishcakes what lingerie is to [blank]. Mullets are to merkins…

The Canadian Election Results are in and in a surprise victory, the __________ party won.