Things to write on check memos

Things to write on check memos That's cheque memos to my readers abroad. When writing a check for an unpleasant bill, there are subtle things you can do to amuse yourself, while confusing those on the receiving end. Add any I've missed. You're fired I'm still sore from last night Devil Clowns are making me write this You left something by my bed I knew you liked puppies, but not that way… I heard about your little accident Congratulations on "coming out" to your office My water broke; hurry! I gave head to a lemur What's that smell? Is that…