DAUGHTER: “Daddy? I need a new diaper.”
ME: “You do? OK, I think we can handle that.”
ME: “Oh, this is a bad one.”
DAUGHTER: “Don’t worry, Daddy. It’s only poop. It not bite you.”
Tag: babyzilla
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Don’t Worry
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My daughter follows the Pope on Twitter
Letting my 10 month-old girl play on my laptop. She manages to call up Pope Francis’ Twitter page and turn off the TV.
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Shiny Coat
I caught my 10 month-old gnawing on our Pug’s Busy Bone. On the plus side, at least she’ll have a shiny coat.
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Dog penis
Something I thought I’d never have to say, “Honey, please let go of the dog’s penis.” #babymeme #dadproblems
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