Tag: babymeme

  • Not chicken

    LIZZ: “Phaedra? Would you like some chicken?” PHAEDRA: “No! I don’t like chicken anymore today. I’d rather eat myself.”

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  • Don’t Worry

    DAUGHTER: “Daddy? I need a new diaper.” ME: “You do? OK, I think we can handle that.” ME: “Oh, this is a bad one.” DAUGHTER: “Don’t worry, Daddy. It’s only poop. It not bite you.”

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  • My daughter follows the Pope on Twitter

    Letting my 10 month-old girl play on my laptop. She manages to call up Pope Francis’ Twitter page and turn off the TV.

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  • Shiny Coat

    I caught my 10 month-old gnawing on our Pug’s Busy Bone. On the plus side, at least she’ll have a shiny coat.

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    Davezilla