Sponge Bob is very, very drunk

1. BloggingTom

   22 February, 2006, 1:57 am

   SpongeBob is very, very drunk…

   Jaja, politisch nicht ganz korrekt, ich weiss
   Aber wusstet ihr, dass SpongeBob und Tinky-Winky schwul sind?
   (via davezilla)

   ……

2. Trey

   22 February, 2006, 2:30 am

   On, Who lives in a pub under the sea?
   Spong Bob Square Pants!
   He comes to work as high as can be
   Spong Bob Square Pants!

3. Anna

   22 February, 2006, 2:43 am

   Eduardo, the human popsicle!

4. tian

   22 February, 2006, 2:52 am

   New from Nabisco, it is “crack junkie sandwich” now with real crack junkie filling.

5. Spud

   22 February, 2006, 3:11 am

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   Order today and receive our free offer of one (1) bottle of Vodka!

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   Operators are standing by!

   (*offer limited to ten (10) per customer)

   😈

6. JFLY

   22 February, 2006, 4:22 am

   Where’s the frosty cream filling?

7. Nikki

   22 February, 2006, 6:44 am

   Spongebobcake needs more :java:.

   Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go skin one of my kids’ stuffed animals to make a tissue box cozy…

8. Megan

   22 February, 2006, 6:49 am

   SpongeBob NoPants

9. Fran

   22 February, 2006, 7:36 am

   Looks more like a sammich or a Newton. I’d have to agree with Tian.

10. bhamm

    22 February, 2006, 8:09 am

    OBITUARIES:
    BIKINI BOTTOM – 2/20/06
    The untimely death of Spongebob Squarepants came when he was filming his new educational video entitled “Why Sea Creatures Need Water“.
    He is survived by Patrick Star.

11. Peaches

    22 February, 2006, 9:14 am

    Breaking news….

    Seymor Rectums suffocates after trying to replicate “fun with Scones” with his body. Friends say he made an ass of himself, while onlookers say he really looked like shit.

    More at 11:00

12. Lung the Younger

    22 February, 2006, 9:18 am

    It looks like Dick Cheney mistook a roll of toiletpaper for a quail.

13. Lung the Younger

    22 February, 2006, 9:21 am

    A sponge floor mop in Abu Graib.

14. stebe

    22 February, 2006, 9:28 am

    that yeast infection really got out of hand! ❓

15. nicholas

    22 February, 2006, 9:56 am

    do you think sponge bob got layed or just drunk.

16. Calcul8r

    22 February, 2006, 10:06 am

    Somebody order a omelet with legs?

17. Lace Valentine

    22 February, 2006, 11:13 am

    Vulcan mind meld gets: “Waffle house, the pain! but yummy cook taste good. Egg apron too salty! The Pain!”

18. Esther

    22 February, 2006, 11:22 am

    “That’s a big Twinkie.”

19. logan

    22 February, 2006, 12:54 pm

    new from nabisco man eating twinky

20. justjim

    22 February, 2006, 2:29 pm

    yah yah yah…. what he said!
    SpongeBob is very, very drunk…

    Jaja, politisch nicht ganz korrekt, ich weiss
    Aber wusstet ihr, dass SpongeBob und Tinky-Winky schwul sind?
    (via davezilla)

    ……

    whatever…….

21. Ron

    22 February, 2006, 3:12 pm

    Mutant contraceptive sponge takes birth control to a new level, with deadly results. :dead:

22. Ron

    22 February, 2006, 3:14 pm

    Kids, see what happens when Sponge Bob go out “sporing around”.

23. Kristi

    22 February, 2006, 3:39 pm

    I prefer my omelet with ham and cheese. 😕

24. Kinyou

    22 February, 2006, 4:12 pm

    This just in – Sponge bob snapped last night, went out and had a big ass part with his friends. His friends went missing, and Sponge bob blacked out. Comments from Sponge bob, unknown due to the fact that he’s still sleeping. Watch at 11 to hear his comments… If he’s awake.

25. Beaner

    22 February, 2006, 6:25 pm

    Spongebob’s less fortunate cousin, Beersponge Lightweight, sleeping another wild night off in his pineapple shack deep in the darker……. dirtier side of bikini bottom.

26. laceylegacey

    22 February, 2006, 6:55 pm

    Hey!! That would go perfect with my Chewbacca couch cover and Ewok wallpaper

27. scamper

    22 February, 2006, 7:57 pm

    Looks like he lost his squar pants too.

28. Steppenwolf

    22 February, 2006, 8:00 pm

    Look out SpongeBob…here comes Rodger Bumpass!
    (That’s the name of the man who does the Squidward Tentacles voice.)
    Oh man, please shoot me for knowing that.
    :dead:

29. laceylegacey

    22 February, 2006, 8:06 pm

    When good scones go bad 😡

30. Paige

    22 February, 2006, 9:07 pm

    When Cheeseheads go bad!!!!!!! 😛

31. Pappy

    22 February, 2006, 9:32 pm

    [Comment ID #24891 will be quoted here]

    I was just thinking that same thing!

32. JFLY

    23 February, 2006, 12:48 am

    HEY! I’m a Cheesehead…LOL

33. Detroit Dave

    23 February, 2006, 8:45 am

    Elian Gonzalez is hermetically sealed for use in next year’s May Day parade.

34. Duke

    23 February, 2006, 2:30 pm

    (A Witness) “He was running really fast and laughing with his eyes closed, I guess he didn’t see the truck.” (Reporter) “Hmmm…I wonder if anyone has found his clothes or facial features yet.”
    😕

35. Jonny 2-2

    24 February, 2006, 10:53 am

    bahahahaha!

36. Cammy

    26 February, 2006, 5:19 pm

    lol. lives under the sea
    spongebob square pants He lies there as drunk as can be
    spongebon square pants

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