Sponge Bob is very, very drunk

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36 responses to “Sponge Bob is very, very drunk”

1. 22 February, 2006

   BloggingTom

   SpongeBob is very, very drunk…

   Jaja, politisch nicht ganz korrekt, ich weiss
   Aber wusstet ihr, dass SpongeBob und Tinky-Winky schwul sind?
   (via davezilla)

   ……
2. 

   22 February, 2006

   Trey

   On, Who lives in a pub under the sea?
   Spong Bob Square Pants!
   He comes to work as high as can be
   Spong Bob Square Pants!
3. 

   22 February, 2006

   Anna

   Eduardo, the human popsicle!
4. 

   22 February, 2006

   tian

   New from Nabisco, it is “crack junkie sandwich” now with real crack junkie filling.
5. 

   22 February, 2006

   Spud

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   😈
6. 

   22 February, 2006

   JFLY

   Where’s the frosty cream filling?
7. 

   22 February, 2006

   Nikki

   Spongebobcake needs more :java:.

   Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go skin one of my kids’ stuffed animals to make a tissue box cozy…
8. 

   22 February, 2006

   Megan

   SpongeBob NoPants
9. 

   22 February, 2006

   Fran

   Looks more like a sammich or a Newton. I’d have to agree with Tian.
10. 

    22 February, 2006

    bhamm

    OBITUARIES:
    BIKINI BOTTOM – 2/20/06
    The untimely death of Spongebob Squarepants came when he was filming his new educational video entitled “Why Sea Creatures Need Water“.
    He is survived by Patrick Star.
11. 

    22 February, 2006

    Peaches

    Breaking news….

    Seymor Rectums suffocates after trying to replicate “fun with Scones” with his body. Friends say he made an ass of himself, while onlookers say he really looked like shit.

    More at 11:00
12. 

    22 February, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    It looks like Dick Cheney mistook a roll of toiletpaper for a quail.
13. 

    22 February, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    A sponge floor mop in Abu Graib.
14. 

    22 February, 2006

    stebe

    that yeast infection really got out of hand! ❓
15. 

    22 February, 2006

    nicholas

    do you think sponge bob got layed or just drunk.
16. 

    22 February, 2006

    Calcul8r

    Somebody order a omelet with legs?
17. 

    22 February, 2006

    Lace Valentine

    Vulcan mind meld gets: “Waffle house, the pain! but yummy cook taste good. Egg apron too salty! The Pain!”
18. 

    22 February, 2006

    Esther

    “That’s a big Twinkie.”
19. 

    22 February, 2006

    logan

    new from nabisco man eating twinky
20. 

    22 February, 2006

    justjim

    yah yah yah…. what he said!
    SpongeBob is very, very drunk…

    Jaja, politisch nicht ganz korrekt, ich weiss
    Aber wusstet ihr, dass SpongeBob und Tinky-Winky schwul sind?
    (via davezilla)

    ……

    whatever…….
21. 

    22 February, 2006

    Ron

    Mutant contraceptive sponge takes birth control to a new level, with deadly results. :dead:
22. 

    22 February, 2006

    Ron

    Kids, see what happens when Sponge Bob go out “sporing around”.
23. 

    22 February, 2006

    Kristi

    I prefer my omelet with ham and cheese. 😕
24. 

    22 February, 2006

    Kinyou

    This just in – Sponge bob snapped last night, went out and had a big ass part with his friends. His friends went missing, and Sponge bob blacked out. Comments from Sponge bob, unknown due to the fact that he’s still sleeping. Watch at 11 to hear his comments… If he’s awake.
25. 

    22 February, 2006

    Beaner

    Spongebob’s less fortunate cousin, Beersponge Lightweight, sleeping another wild night off in his pineapple shack deep in the darker……. dirtier side of bikini bottom.
26. 

    22 February, 2006

    laceylegacey

    Hey!! That would go perfect with my Chewbacca couch cover and Ewok wallpaper
27. 

    22 February, 2006

    scamper

    Looks like he lost his squar pants too.
28. 

    22 February, 2006

    Steppenwolf

    Look out SpongeBob…here comes Rodger Bumpass!
    (That’s the name of the man who does the Squidward Tentacles voice.)
    Oh man, please shoot me for knowing that.
    :dead:
29. 

    22 February, 2006

    laceylegacey

    When good scones go bad 😡
30. 

    22 February, 2006

    Paige

    When Cheeseheads go bad!!!!!!! 😛
31. 

    22 February, 2006

    Pappy

    [Comment ID #24891 will be quoted here]

    I was just thinking that same thing!
32. 

    23 February, 2006

    JFLY

    HEY! I’m a Cheesehead…LOL
33. 

    23 February, 2006

    Detroit Dave

    Elian Gonzalez is hermetically sealed for use in next year’s May Day parade.
34. 

    23 February, 2006

    Duke

    (A Witness) “He was running really fast and laughing with his eyes closed, I guess he didn’t see the truck.” (Reporter) “Hmmm…I wonder if anyone has found his clothes or facial features yet.”
    😕
35. 

    24 February, 2006

    Jonny 2-2

    bahahahaha!
36. 

    26 February, 2006

    Cammy

    lol. lives under the sea
    spongebob square pants He lies there as drunk as can be
    spongebon square pants