She’s really into water sports

1. Natalie

   31 August, 2004, 12:06 am

   “Hey baby, how about a little surf ‘n turf?”

2. Mandy

   31 August, 2004, 12:06 am

   I caught the big one!

3. Lou Zha

   31 August, 2004, 12:06 am

   Is that a red wiggler in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

   Still dont see the big deal being first to post a reply.

4. kismet

   31 August, 2004, 12:07 am

   Hey lady, your fish smells like pussy. 🙄

5. Esther

   31 August, 2004, 1:53 am

   “Hey! I didn’t order the fish fi-lay!”:grin:

   /got less than nothing…

6. wantwit

   31 August, 2004, 3:28 am

   “Keep your pants on. I only kiss on the first date.”

7. mikeB

   31 August, 2004, 6:32 am

   “Darling, don’t be so koi.”

8. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   31 August, 2004, 6:32 am

   “FEEL IT, O FISH?” a.k.a “SO THAT’S WHERE MERMAIDS COME FROM!”

   Is this simply a case of being in the wrong plaice at the wrong time? Or maybe salmon enchanted evening, the magic happened between them?

   They cod have danced the night away and next thing you know, eternal love had blossomed and catapulted the two lovers towards a deeper porpoise?

   Either way it should kipper out of mischief for a while and if it doesn’t work out, there’s plenty more men on the land.

   But like I always say……..

   That’s a Moray!

   :dead:

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   31 August, 2004, 6:34 am

   FIN

10. mikeB

    31 August, 2004, 6:44 am

    Bravo, ReV. You’re truly jumping the shark with that post. 😈

11. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    31 August, 2004, 7:29 am

    Thank you Mike. 😎

    Although I’ve been posting for a while now… just for the sheer halibut.

    It’s still nice to recieve praise without neccesarily fishing for compliments.

    Anyways I’m off to work on the script for my new film. It’s about the shark from Jaws and the Loch Ness monster…

    Its called…

    “Loch Jaws”

    😐

12. mikeB

    31 August, 2004, 7:39 am

    Something smells fishy about that script, ReV.

13. Spud

    31 August, 2004, 7:50 am

    I’ll have chips with that thanks
    …

14. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    31 August, 2004, 7:52 am

    Your not far wrong Mike.

    I’m one of those people that tries so hard to clam every mountain and have put my heart and sole into this script.

    Hopefully I’ll raise the cash by prawning some of my valuables?

    But who knows?

    If I fish upon a star and try not to get two tench….my impossible bream may become a reality.

    And if Pike Lee directs for me….It may even win an Oscar?

    :dead:

15. Elektra

    31 August, 2004, 8:34 am

    I’m in pain because of the comments here…talk about word play gone bad…:wtf:

16. mikeB

    31 August, 2004, 8:53 am

    By the scale of new readers surfing in, you seem to have a whale of a post today. No fish story here.

17. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    31 August, 2004, 8:55 am

    Oohh!

    What a fishious and shellfish thing to say!

    Time to call the Codfather and his hired mussel to administer a battering!

    That should change Elektra’s tuna.

    👿

    P.S sorry to hear your feeling eel.

18. Davezilla

    31 August, 2004, 8:56 am

    Easy dace it, mikeB. Let’s not spawn any rumors about my reader-ship. I’ll admit that I sea an increase in the tide of readers, but I try to keep my head above water and ferry across.

19. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    31 August, 2004, 9:38 am

    All this talk of fish has made me hungry for…..erm fish and chips and reminds me of a magical true story that happened to me as a young white guy..just making my way in the world.

    One day whilst driving home from my latest fishing trip in the pouring rain, I ended up with a flat tire outside an old monastery.
    A monk came out and invited me inside to have dinner and to spend the night whilst they fixed my damaged tire for me.

    Needless to say, I accepted and that night I had the most wonderful dinner of fish and chips I have ever eaten (see how I’m making this relevant).

    Naturally, when I had finished, I decided to go to the kitchens and compliment the chef in person.

    Entering the kitchen, I asked the cook,

    “Are you the fish friar?”

    “No,” the man replied, “I’m the chip monk.”

    

20. Frisko

    31 August, 2004, 9:59 am

    Running away.

    frisko

21. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    31 August, 2004, 10:17 am

    Davezilla.com

    “The site that warms the cockles of your heart…

    and thats a fish shell!”

22. rust

    31 August, 2004, 10:26 am

    Zack’s from Hewton Hills, Zena’s from the Wachahunnie River. They’ve been getting together since 1998, when Zack first fished her out. It’s true love, folks. Zack says, “When I pulled her up, and she was hooked good and solid, I saw her looking at me with them eyes of hers, just sort of looking back at me, her mouth with the hook in it, urging me on…”
    What about kids? They’re hopeful, Zack tells us. They’ve been trying different positions. When we asked Zack about oral sex, he just stood there grinning.

    “Zena’s absolutely the best… I’ve always loved fish”

23. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    31 August, 2004, 10:30 am

    Dolphin Luther King once said…..

    “I have a bream!”

    When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every seaside, from every state and every rockpool, we will be able to speed up that day when all of Cod’s children, black men, white men, fish, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join fins and skeak like dolphins in the words of the old Nemo spiritual, “Free at last! free at last! thank Cod Almighty, we are free at last!”

    :dead:

24. Nikki

    31 August, 2004, 11:12 am

    Sexing Fish for Dummies.

25. Spud

    31 August, 2004, 6:50 pm

    I definitely think the Rev was on a roll with this one Dave… um, if I may be so bold … a fish roll 😀

26. Jen

    31 August, 2004, 7:35 pm

    He may be floundering, but he’s still got sole.

    Heh. Okay, I’m not Rev, but what the heck. 😛

27. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    31 August, 2004, 10:06 pm

    Oh wow … I go out of town for a few days to party my tuchus off and that skanky slut Rrrrrrrrosa we always used to call FISH in high school gets featured on Dave’s site!

28. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    01 September, 2004, 5:13 am

    ReV’s Random Thought:

    If fish don’t actually have fingers….WTF are fish fingers made from?

29. mikeB

    01 September, 2004, 11:22 pm

    :geek::limp:

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