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1. Ms Puppet Launcher

   02 December, 2006, 1:47 pm

   I bet he’s popular in the locker room :thong:

2. Meagan

   02 December, 2006, 2:35 pm

   Sounds more like a porn name than a football player. :wtf:

3. Fellow Eskimo

   02 December, 2006, 2:41 pm

   Sounds like my neurologist, who has the same last name 😉

4. mikeB

   02 December, 2006, 2:43 pm

   He’s engaged to the Head Cheerleader. Her name is Ima Cox.

5. Da Popster

   02 December, 2006, 3:31 pm

   I got no neck, I like to hurt people, I play football …………. ‘.nuff said about the name.
   :wtf:

6. Mandy

   02 December, 2006, 4:04 pm

   There’s more than just the lucious pussy, Dave.
   Check these jocks out:
   10. Gregor Fucka
   9. B.J. Johnson
   8. Pete LaCock
   7. Danny Shittu
   6. Harry Colon
   5. Lucious Pusey
   4. Dick Pole
   3. Dean Windass
   2. Misty Hyman
   1. Rusty Kuntz
   http://www.flumesday.com/111206dirtynames2.shtml
   :wtf:

7. Bigwavdave

   02 December, 2006, 4:25 pm

   He’s a linebacker? Sounds more like a tight end.

8. mikeB

   02 December, 2006, 4:35 pm

   [Comment ID #80910 will be quoted here]
   Maybe he’s a wide receiver?

9. Kangaroo

   02 December, 2006, 6:23 pm

   His mother hated him

10. Brad K.

    02 December, 2006, 7:05 pm

    Harold (‘Harry’) and Gina Pusey were feeling strange that night. Even though Gina was near term on her pregnancy, they decided to keep their monthly appointment with a local psychic card reader, Miss Janet. As a gift they took Miss Janet some of Harry’s prized fudge.

    Miss Janet never would tell anyone what she used for her incense, but she did require everyone to wait two hours before driving … The session went well, Miss Janet reading a safe and healthy birth, though the young boy would face identity issues at school. Afterwords, Miss Janet grabbed a chunk of fudge, and focusing completely on the taste and texture of the wonderful fudge, completely failed to hear Gina’s question, “What can we name our son, to guide him to the strongest character?”

    “Luscious!”

11. pablo

    02 December, 2006, 7:55 pm

    Anbody know if he has any siblings, let me guess. Brother Harry, Sister Juicy, Uncle Spread, Aunt Labia. I’ve heard they are a pretty tight family and they tend to eat out a lot. (are they Brazilian by any chance?)

    Next time let’s make it Pug in a blender after a stupid neighbor paints it’s genitals orange.

12. adognamedgromit

    02 December, 2006, 8:20 pm

    That is online name and he goofed up and put it in the wrong box.
    Now he is stuck with it. :boob:

13. Randy

    02 December, 2006, 11:15 pm

    Eastern Illinois Panthers? Please, give me a break (or would that be a crack?).

14. Lisa

    05 December, 2006, 5:10 pm

    I was going to write something funny….but after I wrote it out, I couldn’t bring myself to post it. You see? Even I have an internal governor. 😳

15. Cynical Villain

    06 December, 2006, 11:35 am

    I bet he is a straight starter and will be well protected in the front lines. I can hear some of the calls. Pusey goes down after a long run. Pusey gets the ball and takes it to the house.

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