Ride the Goatse!

Ride the Goatse!

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30 responses to “Ride the Goatse!”

  1. StevieC Avatar

    Even worse – it’s from Ass-terix and Obelix.

  2. diesel Avatar

    I pretty much feel like ass when I ride one of those things anyway.

  3. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    Michael Jackson’s “secret” discovered during the prison strip search. :puke:

    Bend over and spread um. :wtf:

  4. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Don/t ask, don/t tell. 🙄 😛 :wang: :puke:

  5. Ronica Avatar
    Ronica

    And I thought my ass was huge… What a relief 😛

  6. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    a giant ass with 4 giant will-knots.

  7. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    or roids

  8. bluebonneville Avatar
    bluebonneville

    Time to get your drunk ass off the merry go round …………. :wtf:

  9. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    That’s some kind of funny right there…

  10. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    1) Kids who missed the real point of ‘Say no to crack.’

    2) Smugglers have gotten really creative when it comes to smuggling people past the U.S. Border Patrol…

  11. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    I’m sure my Doctor would get a laugh out of that one. The last time he had his (gloved) finger up my butt, I turned around and asked him “Is that ALL you’ve got?” He told me he could wipe that smile off my face in an instant! :limp: :wtf:

  12. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    The reason you are put asleep during a colonoscopy.

  13. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    Look what the little shits have got into this time!

  14. StevieC Avatar

    And boys, that’s where the term ‘shit eating grin’ came from.

    OR

    4 guys, no cup

  15. FunBox Comedy Avatar

    Looks like a shitty ride.

  16. Janet Moore Avatar
    Janet Moore

    Wow. Without your input, I would not have been able to figure out what the hell this is supposed to be. Where is this Carousel? But, really, :wtf: what is it supposed to represent?

  17. Meagan Avatar

    Next up, the “log” ride. :wang: 😈

  18. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    just another table at dave’s starbucks. :java:

  19. Janet Moore Avatar
    Janet Moore

    Can we get a picture of the other side of the opening?

  20. patrick Avatar
    patrick

    We deserve to see video of this ride. I wanna see those little turds come stumbling out of the clown’s ass after twelve minutes of spinning disorientation. What carney freak decided this was a good idea?

  21. StevieC Avatar

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    Apparently, it opens up for loading, closes for the ride (during which you spin around like a gerbil on a wheel), then at the end, from somewhere deep inside the ride, you hear Armageddon! and slide out a tube to exit.

  22. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    “What a day! These kids have been crawling up my ass all day!”

  23. pablo Avatar

    These people are:

    A- Butt Buddies

    B- Preperation H testers

    C- Monkeys waiting for centrifical force to help them fly out of my ass

    D- the Charmin kids at play

  24. Janet Moore Avatar
    Janet Moore

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    Uhh, gee, thanks, Dave. You never disappoint.

    Where is this carousel located? Or is it one of those traveling carnivals-where the rides are put together with cotter pins? Do I just have to wait until it comes to my neighborhood?

  25. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Sorry Janet. I imagine that this photo was taken at Parc Asterix. So you’ll have to travel all the way to France to ride Obelix’s rear end. Only the French could be so anal.

    http://www.parcasterix.fr/

  26. Meagan Avatar

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    Or E: All of the above. :wtf:

  27. NHLBABE Avatar
    NHLBABE

    What does Mike Myers have a theme park now? I thought it was “Come on, Get in my BELLY” ..not get in my ASS. eeeesh…

  28. Timm Avatar
    Timm

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    I almost said to the doctor, “Was it as good for you, as it was for me?” but I chickened out.

  29. Mr Belimbing Avatar

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    Huh?