Product placement is so important

1. Spud

   21 December, 2006, 1:20 am

   … oooh yeah baby, you don’t just get a giant thirst at the “Sweat-Zone”

2. Drusky

   21 December, 2006, 1:22 am

   And all this time, I thought carrots were good for your eyes!

   Carrots and sex… Millions of rabbits (and counting) can’t be wrong… 😈

   ‘Eeeehhh, what’s up, :wang:?’ 😆

3. Cynical Villain

   21 December, 2006, 1:26 am

   Oh ease it up in there…steady…slowly….slowly….wait extra lube!!!! Ok right there now shove it in there! :limp:

4. Drusky

   21 December, 2006, 1:33 am

   The Good, The Bad and the Ugly: Davezilla Style…

   The Good: ‘I have a new vitamin suppliment that will save your eyesight’

   The Bad: ‘It’s in suppository form…’

   The Ugly: ‘One treatment will last a lifetime…’ :dead:

5. Da Popster

   21 December, 2006, 6:08 am

   Looks like something that should have been on Leno, any closer and she won’t be
   smiling ……… :wtf:

6. StevieC

   21 December, 2006, 6:57 am

   Eh … What’s up, doc?

7. Lung the Younger

   21 December, 2006, 7:01 am

   Ah, of only it were Ann Coulter.

8. Bigwavdave

   21 December, 2006, 8:17 am

   Where do you put the batteries in that thing?

9. sledge

   21 December, 2006, 8:34 am

   Come on Bugs just do me rabbit style

10. adognamedgromit

    21 December, 2006, 9:12 am

    My teacher always said it is all about:
    Location, Location, Location

11. transamman

    21 December, 2006, 9:27 am

    oh me so horny me love u long time back room only! 😆

12. adognamedgromit

    21 December, 2006, 9:33 am

    Dave
    Kman’ link is a no-go.

13. junkman

    21 December, 2006, 9:36 am

    [Comment ID #82016 will be quoted here] why? is that a crazy, fundamantalist, right wing, christian, republican, carrot? coulter said “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.'” perhaps this carrot could exact some divine retribution.

14. adognamedgromit

    21 December, 2006, 9:40 am

    Ann Coulter is described in Wikipedia as “Rush Limbaugh in a miniskirt”

15. adognamedgromit

    21 December, 2006, 9:45 am

    here is the link.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter

    Bluggg what a thought. :puke:

16. Bigwavdave

    21 December, 2006, 10:05 am

    [Comment ID #82032 will be quoted here]

    Now there is a visual I could have done without. :puke: :puke: :puke:

17. family jules

    21 December, 2006, 10:08 am

    Ann Coulter would think that was Rush Limbaugh’s dick before she looked over her shoulder. But only because he told her it was huge, and being a good Republcan, she believed him sight-unseen.

    How is it that everyone who says any little thing wrong gets lambasted for being politically incorrect and Ann Coulter says the most hateful, mean and outrageous thngs and she isn’t strung up by her dishwater blonde hair?

    Perhaps this is why it’s a bad idea to let one or two conglomerates control the entire media, d’ya think?

18. Davezilla

    21 December, 2006, 10:14 am

    [Comment ID #82030 will be quoted here]

    What do you mean? The link works. Or did you mean, “don’t go there!” 😈

19. family jules

    21 December, 2006, 10:21 am

    Oh no, Dave…..it works. By the way, KMan is the link you put up the day AFTER you said sometimes women go all stupid on you?

    The irony hurts…..it hurts!!!

20. junkman

    21 December, 2006, 10:36 am

    [Comment ID #82032 will be quoted here] comparisons can be misleading and omit key facts. coulter actually has a larger adam’s apple and a larger penis than limbaugh. they do both enjoy a giant carrot up the old wazoo now and again but limbaugh is known to wear a mini-skirt more often than coulter.:evil:

21. adognamedgromit

    21 December, 2006, 10:42 am

    Sorry Dave it was giving me a 404 error page a minute ago. Now it isn’t. 😕

22. pablo

    21 December, 2006, 10:49 am

    You can’tread the restof the juicer ad but it says “also great for cucumbers, zuccini, corn on the cob, and any other long hard fruit or vegetable”

23. Bigwavdave

    21 December, 2006, 12:02 pm

    Pablo – “…any other long hard fruit…”?
    Ah, never mind

24. Penguin Pete

    21 December, 2006, 12:45 pm

    I get a “site unavailable” message when clicking the KMan link, too.

    Just verifying that adognamedgromit isn’t crazy. At least as far as the link goes.

    The billboards are priceless. Maybe that’s a new contest – find any two billboards that when laid side-by-side produce an unintended third message.

25. Davezilla

    21 December, 2006, 1:23 pm

    [Comment ID #82050 will be quoted here]

    We may be sending too many visitors to KMan 😈

26. adognamedgromit

    21 December, 2006, 2:36 pm

    Penguin Pete said “Just verifying that adognamedgromit isn’t crazy.”

    Thanks 😛

27. pablo

    21 December, 2006, 3:43 pm

    [Comment ID #82049 will be quoted here]

    How about a banana you sick bastard (just kidding)

28. Da Popster

    21 December, 2006, 5:45 pm

    [Comment ID #82016 will be quoted here] If only it were Rosie the Mouth ……..

29. Night Queen

    21 December, 2006, 7:23 pm

    I’m not touching this one with a 20 – foot carrot! Mercy! I hate to see what the advertisement would have been if it was a cucumber! :wtf:

30. Flash Gordon

    21 December, 2006, 8:04 pm

    Coulter makes my rectum want to sip clabber. :puke: :puke: 😈 👿 :wtf:

31. Tina Marie

    22 December, 2006, 1:09 am

    Got a giant tube of lube? 8)

32. beyonduplication

    22 December, 2006, 10:25 am

    KMan? is he wearing a fanny pack?

33. Meagan

    24 December, 2006, 11:42 pm

    I suddenly lost my thirst for a tall glass of carrot juice. :wtf:

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