Probably a virgin

1. bandwagon

   09 July, 2006, 1:40 am

   Can you carry these to the register please? I can’t bend down. :wtf:

2. Meagan

   09 July, 2006, 1:48 am

   Virgin? Yeah, right. 🙄

3. Lace Valentine

   09 July, 2006, 1:52 am

   Anybody got some scissors to cut these strands? :wtf:

4. Lace Valentine

   09 July, 2006, 1:53 am

   “Excuse me ma’am. That’s beer. And I think you’re looking for extra virgin olive oil.”

   😈

5. evilmister

   09 July, 2006, 2:06 am

   MOM? :wtf:

6. JFLY

   09 July, 2006, 3:41 am

   All I see are dead animals….otherwise she’d be gorgeous. :dead:

7. meateater

   09 July, 2006, 3:46 am

   How many denim gave their lives to produce that skirt.
   Of course she’s gorgeous and the dead animals make her look even hotter.
   Get a life.

8. nickname4anne

   09 July, 2006, 7:01 am

   looka lika man & yet i no longer need this :java:

9. Patrick

   09 July, 2006, 8:00 am

   Excuse me miss. Would you bend down and pick those up, one bottle at a time, and put them on the top shelf over there please?

   On a separate note, I’m going to dye my dick purple! :wang:

10. Spud

    09 July, 2006, 8:01 am

    She could have me if she picked up the beer.

    :geek:

11. Nikki

    09 July, 2006, 8:33 am

    Needs more brainless smile.

12. Rosalind

    09 July, 2006, 8:51 am

    “Excuse me, young lady. Do you have any form of ID on you?” 😆

13. Craig

    09 July, 2006, 9:29 am

    Not for long :wang:

14. scamper95

    09 July, 2006, 9:45 am

    if she bends over to pick-up the beer, has no panties on and I’ve had to much beer she won’t be a virgin no more. :wang:

15. Driver

    09 July, 2006, 10:38 am

    If she’s a virgin polititians never lie , and I wish she did’nt have that jacket on…or any thing else on for that matter :wang:

16. mikeme

    09 July, 2006, 11:10 am

    Does this make my butt look big! 😛

17. evilmister

    09 July, 2006, 11:35 am

    Young Stevie’s first attempts at joining the seedy but wonderful world of upskirting were thrashed when his target proved to be a) not wearing any underwear at all, b) more than willing to flash her cookie for the camera and c) packing enough cellulite to outfit a burgeoning Republic of Kazahkstan’s film industry with an amply supply of stock…

    oh, heh, yeah… javascript:SJB_appendSmiley(‘:idea:’)
    💡
    Someone should PETA and let them know there’s a woman wearing chihuahuas on her feet.

18. zinta

    09 July, 2006, 12:42 pm

    This is disgusting… Us men oogling this poor virginal waif. All we are, are animals.. (and she’s got the fur to prove it… wonder which guy she got the rug off of that’s around her kneck). Why oh why do we insist on looking at this young lady and thinking unpure sexual thoughts.. when she could be a bio-Chemist getting ready to do some experiments with those bottles full of malt, barley, etc..

19. AMANDA B.

    09 July, 2006, 12:42 pm

    She performs for the Circus. She’s about to demonstrate her act: picking up one bottle at a time…not using her hands! Drum-roll please!… ❗

20. Michael

    09 July, 2006, 1:20 pm

    With how cheap she looks and how cheap the clothes look,what makes you even begin to think she could afford clothes with real fur.
    The only way PETA would get involved is if she were forcing an animal to walk beside her. True cruelty!!
    With or without :undies: the cheap look does nothing for me :limp: , she is not one that will ever in her life have an intellectual conversation with anyone but herself in the mirror.
    :puke:

21. Michael

    09 July, 2006, 1:31 pm

    With how cheap she looks,how could you even begin to think she could afford clothes with real fur!! The only way PETA would get involved would be if she was forcing an animal to be near her….true cruelty!!
    With :undies: or without,she does nothing for me :limp: .
    Could you ever have a coversation of more than 5 words with this girl? :puke:

22. Michael

    09 July, 2006, 1:39 pm

    Sorry about the double post!!

23. Colin

    09 July, 2006, 2:56 pm

    You know what that Corona’s thinking right now, right?

    “I see Paris, I see France…”

24. Flash Gordon

    09 July, 2006, 6:01 pm

    The hussy should be spanked! I volunteer. :wang: :wang: :thong: 👿

25. Thor

    09 July, 2006, 9:50 pm

    She doesn’t hold a candle to Mandy! 😈

26. Penguin Pete

    09 July, 2006, 10:36 pm

    What’s missing is the audio so you can hear the tacky, soulless, scratchy muzak playing too loud in the store, which is echoing because it’s empty at one am.

27. Peg

    09 July, 2006, 10:53 pm

    I’m afraid if he turned around there might me more hanging than strings :wtf:

28. DaPopsrer

    10 July, 2006, 2:52 am

    If she can not only pick pick a beer up no hands AND open it, then I definetly AM in love! :wang: 😈 :wang:

29. Jim

    10 July, 2006, 9:12 am

    Yes, Ma’am…I understand that you don’t have your ID with you, no pockets and all…

    How’s ’bout you just SPELL “ID” for us?

30. Bjorn Freeh

    10 July, 2006, 11:06 am

    Virgin? C’mon… she lost her virginity 3 times in the beer aisle before the picture was taken.

31. Alayna

    10 July, 2006, 11:14 am

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    I saw ur pic on funny junk! 😈 😛

32. Alayna

    10 July, 2006, 11:20 am

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    ….I dont see susies underpants……….. I dont know that susies her real name. 😛

33. Alayna

    10 July, 2006, 11:22 am

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    oops, I guess it’s Mandy, Sry 😆

34. Surely

    10 July, 2006, 2:10 pm

    Probably a virgin? Probably a man! :wtf:

35. misty

    10 July, 2006, 2:48 pm

    :!:wow! :undies: :thong: :undies: :thong:i think thong

36. Mandy

    10 July, 2006, 3:15 pm

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    I swear, that is NOT me!! Found it on MySpace. :wtf:

37. Bigwavdave

    10 July, 2006, 3:37 pm

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    And why, exactly, would you want any conversation other than for her to say “Um, OK!” :wang:

38. Bigwavdave

    10 July, 2006, 3:47 pm

    P.S. Besides, Cheap or trashy, or “bit of a tart” works for me, and I know I speak for many others of the male persuation…

39. Chicky

    10 July, 2006, 5:46 pm

    To me the entire outfit makes no sense…. if it’s SOOOO cold that she has to wear a furlined jacket and boots, why not put some pants on too? Really, little girl, who taught you how to dress? 🙄

40. Master Solace

    10 July, 2006, 7:47 pm

    I don’t know whether to be speechless……or sick…….I’m working on the answer to that……

    But until then…..

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    And she has the booze to prove it…..without pockets or a purse, how else is she going to pay for it….. 😈

41. Drusky

    10 July, 2006, 8:49 pm

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    Experiments like “How long to suck the head off that beer bottle?” or “Chemically speaking, how many bruski’s will it take to drown out my ‘virginity’?”

    😈

42. WendyFB

    11 July, 2006, 12:21 pm

    I wonder, all these posts… anyone wonder if there is a “he” under there? 🙂

43. brianne

    11 July, 2006, 6:27 pm

    she might be a he if she didnt look like a she but of course nowadays surgery can make she’s look like he’s and he’s look like she’s so i say she’s really a he. :wang: don’t u see ” her ” or ” him ” or whatever ” it ” is sticking out??? 😈 😈

44. Master Solace

    13 July, 2006, 3:12 am

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    on that note, I DON’T wanna see what is sticking out……..

45. Kate

    15 July, 2006, 3:43 pm

    “this was a lnger skirt but my shoes caught them and tor off the larger part and now i can’t bend over for fear a big guy in a jailsuit named bubba might get me.”
    ha take that bubba. 😆 😡

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