- People who hit their brakes inexplicably when nothing is in front of them and they aren’t speeding.
- People who use douchebag words like ‘braggadocious’ and ‘YOLO’ in everyday speech.
- The inventors of Powerpoint, Jeggings, Crocs and UGGs.
- The creators of ‘Call of the Wildman’, ‘Hillbilly Handfishing’ and other white trash train wrecks.
- Professionals who say, “Let’s really think out of the box on this one, guys.” As if their coworkers were intentionally coming up with tired ideas because no one reminded them to be innovative.
- Honey Boo Boo, although I rather feel bad for this kid. She’ll grow up realizing that she was the laughing stock of the entire world and no one really liked her at all.
- People who never wash their hands after using the loo.
I can only hope that she grows up to write a “Mommy Dearest” type of book.
😯
8. People who slop and pop their gum in museums and galleries.
9. Insecure guys who whistle really, really loudly in men’s locker rooms.
10. Hellicopter parents who look at you with disdain because you give your child an ounce of freedom every now and then by letting him climb trees and share his toys with other kids.
11. People who are incapable of saying a sentence with out inserting the words ‘I’ or ‘me’ several times.
12. People who wear polo shirts with oversized logos on them.
13. Cyclists who constantly bitch about how dangerous cars are and then jump every red light they encounter on the way to work. (I’m a cyclist btw)
14. Buskers with accordians.
15. Advertisers who use the word ‘sustainable’ in every fucking ridiculous context they can find.
16. Children in knead. (as seen above)