Every morning, my fish stare at me, blankly. I always wonder if they are hungry or don’t like what I’m wearing.
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Comments are fixed
Something was borked on the comments from GD spammers. So that happened.
I switched them to Disqus, which allows pretty much any login you want. Your welcome.
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TV Shows I’d Like to See
- America’s Got Two and a Half Men
- Barefoot Contessa Hunters
- VH1’s Top 100 Sexiest Bigfoot Videos
- It’s Always Sunny in the First 48 Monsters Inside Me
- Real Ghost Hunters of Beverly Hills
- Property Virgins: Criminal Intent
- Hillbilly Confidential
- Agents of South Park
- Ancient Aliens of Atlanta
- How I Met Your Moonshiner
- Man vs. Teen Mom
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Dog penis
Something I thought I’d never have to say, “Honey, please let go of the dog’s penis.” #babymeme #dadproblems
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Detroit News? Time to train your telemarketers some manners
At least one of the telemarketers, excuse me, consumer solutions experts that works for the Detroit News is a rude asshole.
SOME BACKGROUND
In June, a kid came by selling short-term (60-day) subscriptions that would help him through college. We decided to help him out and paid him by check so that the paper would end after two months. It didn’t. They kept sending it and we let it pile up.I finally called them and had one of the rudest, most condescending conversations ever. She told me that subscriptions automatically renew without the need for me to approve them. I told her that I specifically paid by check because the college kid told me that the subscription can’t renew if they don’t have my payment information.
HER: “I can’t help it if you make decisions that you later regret.”
ME: “Helping a kid out? Sue me.”
HER: “I’ll cancel your delivery, but you owe us $18 for delivery.”
ME: “Good luck collecting it. I never authorized it.”
HER: “I think we’re done talking now. Goodbye.” -
How come every time I use my car’s sun visor, the sun is directly between the visors?
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