Hipster Jokes (before they go mainstream)
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn’t know. It’s a really obscure number. Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: Force…
The Contents of Our Pug’s Stomach
We have a fat, old pug named Bennie. He’ll be 14 years old this year, so we don’t really give him shit about being husky. I’ve heard that Pugs cannot…
My Asshole Cats
My Asshole Cats …Refuse to chase their toys until I’m in 4th stage REM sleep. …Only get nauseous when the floor is clean. And only on the hardwood. …Are responsible…
I have a quwestion
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My daughter follows the Pope on Twitter
Letting my 10 month-old girl play on my laptop. She manages to call up Pope Francis' Twitter page and turn off the TV.
Shiny Coat
I caught my 10 month-old gnawing on our Pug's Busy Bone. On the plus side, at least she'll have a shiny coat.
My easily attainable 2014 New Years Resolutions
I make resolutions with the bar set really low, so I can attain them. I resolve never to purchase a Perfect Polly™ this year. Or any year. I resolve not…
Spirit Animal
I think my spirit animal was taken by the Humane Society and put up for adoption.
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