Recent Effluvia:

Sleep, you black-eyed pig.

02 August, 2015
Fucking Hunting Season

01 August, 2015
Little Known Historical Fact…

30 July, 2015
Not chicken

LIZZ: “Phaedra? Would you like some chicken?”
PHAEDRA: “No! I don’t like chicken anymore today. I’d rather eat myself.”

29 July, 2015
GYM KATA

27 July, 2015
Don’t Worry

DAUGHTER: “Daddy? I need a new diaper.”
ME: “You do? OK, I think we can handle that.”
ME: “Oh, this is a bad one.”
DAUGHTER: “Don’t worry, Daddy. It’s only poop. It not bite you.”

31 May, 2015
Motherfucking Oedipus

Motherfucking Oedipus

05 March, 2015
ISO Gothic

ISO Gothic

With apologies to Grant Wood.

03 March, 2015
Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been
- 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey
- Harry Potter and the Dirty Chamberpot
- Percy Jackson: The Panty Thief
- Star Trek: The Next Penetration
- Hunger Games: Catching Herpes
- Hellboy: The Golden G-String
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Eros
- The Lion, The Witch and the Slutty Wardrobe
- Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
- How to Tame Your “Dragon”
What fantasy movies did you think up?
26 February, 2015
Clearly, that’s what I thought, too

Clearly, that’s what I thought, too

03 February, 2015
There’s misheard, and there’s just plain deaf

15 December, 2014
Holiday Gift Ideas

Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won’t buy for me. Today, the talking Red Foxx doll.

10 December, 2014