Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey Harry Potter and the Dirty Chamberpot Percy Jackson: The Panty Thief Star Trek: The Next Penetration Hunger Games: Catching Herpes Hellboy: The Golden G-String Indiana Jones and the Temple of Eros The Lion, The Witch and the Slutty Wardrobe Invasion of the Booty Snatchers How to Tame Your “Dragon" What fantasy movies did you think up?

Holiday Gift Ideas

Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won't buy for me. Today, the talking Red Foxx doll.
Criminal Minds profiles Jack and Jill

Criminal Minds Profiles Nursery Rhyme Characters

What if the agents on Criminal Minds were to profile characters from children's nursery rhymes? I mean, hey why not? Most classic children's rhymes are gory and psychotic. Hotch: “Gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The killer goes by the name, 'Little Bunny Foo Foo'. Not much is known apart from this. We know he’s psychopathic. His anger is funneled toward the object of his rage; innocent field mice. His M.O. is to scoop them up and bop them on the head. This unsub has paranoid delusions about a “Good Fairy" visiting him, telling him to recant his ways, but his obsession…
Random Effluvia

Random Effluvia

Random Effluvia Cats in tights, are you kidding me? [GALLERY LINK] Love the theremin? Of course you do. Who doesn't? There's an online theremin! [PLAY IT NOW] Slittens. Cause the world needed a Tumblr blog devoted to kittens with sloth faces. [OMG YES] Poor Kelly. She ordered a fur wolf tail for Halloween and got, well, not what she expected. It sure is furry. [VIEW PIC] The most disgusting recipes on Pinterest [GALLERY LINK]
Helping the Retarded to Know God

Helping the Retarded to Know God

I thought that "Helping the Retarded to Know God" was surely a fake book cover, like the ones on LiarTownUSA, but no. It's real and is available on Amazon. BTW: I'm not making fun of the content (or the need)—just the inappropriate title, which was sadly prevalent at the time of printing (1969).