Not dead.

Yes, I am writing a post. Up today. I promise.

Comments

19 responses to “Not dead.”

  1. StevieC Avatar

    You’re a little late getting to the orgy Dave. We’re already Up . :wang:

  2. Pablo Avatar

    Any time Dave.

    Fingers crossed

    Mind open

    Dictionary close by

  3. Nicolette Avatar

    :dead: R u sure? It’s evil to get my hopes up! 😈

  4. The Manticore Avatar

    hurrrrrrryyyyyyy, it’s starting to acheeeeeeeee :wang:

  5. jack Avatar
    jack

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    Your hopes are always evil.. And don’t we all love it!!!!

  6. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

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    Sounds like you need the Dick Pharmacy quick!…

    “Dick, (oww) do you carry (ohhhh) talcum powder?”

    “Sure, just walk this way…”

    “(Oww) Listen Dick, if I could (ow) walk THAT way I wouldn” need (ohh) the talcum powder!”

  7. MRDOUG Avatar
    MRDOUG

    Not Dead Yet? Just a flesh wound was it?

  8. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Hah! 😈

    Trespassers will be shot

    Survivors will be shot again

  9. AnnieB Avatar

    Dave’s been working so hard I’m not sure he’ll be able to get it up. And if he does, will it stay up? Oh, and I’m wondering about the new post as well. 😛

  10. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

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    Let’s fill him up with Cialis and see if he produces a four-hour :wang: Or perhaps
    the Zillagirls could accomplish this without the chemicals? :wang: 😕 😛

  11. StevieC Avatar

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    Maybe we should send him to Dick Pharmacy. :wang:

  12. Nicolette Avatar

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    Been to the Dick Pharmacy I see!

    :wang: :boobs: :boobs: 😈

  13. Davezilla Avatar

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    Wrong on both counts, m’dear. :wang:

  14. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

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    and He’s getting better…

  15. JB Avatar
    JB

    :wang:I love my wang being inside or outside, I love my wang. NOW!!! Who up and died and forgot to tell me? Why! How cheekie of the “ol SOB”. Just like that. Up and died. Can you believe it? And didn’t even have the nerve to let his auntie know!!! What’s a person to do? The times, they are changing… “Oh!” I almost forgot. So, Dave I heared through the grape-vine that you are not getting it ( :limp: ) up lately. You need to slow down and get your skinny butt over here to auntie’s house. Auntie knows how to make it feel better. “Yea-baby”

  16. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Only mostly dead…big differrence

  17. Meagan Avatar

    Just sore from shoveling a million pounds of snow? Yeah, me too. :dead:

  18. StevieC Avatar

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    So I’m guessing that we shouldn’t go through his clothes and look for loose change?

  19. patrick Avatar
    patrick

    A local DJ used to play the game “Dead, Deader, Deadest”, naming deceased celebrities and letting listening audience try to rank order them for prizes. Seems someone took offense and complained to station managment. Seems someone needs to get a fucking life and let us live ours. Betcha someone’s radio had a fucking tuning knob or button on it. Use it bitch!