Nice parking job

1. Spud

   15 December, 2007, 11:20 pm

   Close enough buddy, whadaya want from me? 😛

2. Mjaz

   15 December, 2007, 11:43 pm

   I park my car like that – but it’s a rolling piece of shit, and I keep hoping it gets hit, preferably totalled.

   No luck so far – but the trashmen bypassed it and smushed the neighbor’s car. I guess even sanatation workers have standards.

3. Meagan

   15 December, 2007, 11:47 pm

   Is the next shot of it being hit by another car?

4. Fleetwood

   15 December, 2007, 11:51 pm

   Once I made enough money to buy a real luxury car I have been a Caddy Man..if you like SMALL expensive cars buy one the size of your little penis…Japanese, German, or English.

5. Bjorn Freeh

   16 December, 2007, 12:35 am

   A Lexus is a Toyota with a fancy name. Really, it’s just a Tercel with electric windows.

   Pffft.

6. Bear

   16 December, 2007, 2:17 am

   On the 13th try…Bob realized he didn’t have auto-park on his car…

7. Jay Laverdure

   16 December, 2007, 5:52 am

   To paraphrase/misquote Moe from the Simpsons:

   “Hey, I may be ignorant- I may drink beer-
   I may be a slob- but… What was that 1st one again?”

8. judy

   16 December, 2007, 6:44 am

   If you can walk to the curb, it’s close enough.

9. Nicolette

   16 December, 2007, 6:59 am

   👿 Yet another wanna-be, yuppie asshole thinking he’s entitled to use the whole fucking street as a parking lot while he propositions a hooker for hamster sex.

10. Tony Soprano

    16 December, 2007, 7:38 am

    Blonde: “Oh, you mean Daddy’s car can go in reverse too?”

11. Chris S

    16 December, 2007, 7:39 am

    We should encourage vandals to target people like this. Instead of keying random cars, key the crap out of cars that belong to assholes like this guy. I’m too chicken to be a vandal but I almost did it once when I saw a guy pull into a grocery store parking lot at the same time as me, fly into the handicap spot in his big shiny Hummer-wannabe whatever the hell it was, park it all cock-eyed, jump out and RUN into the store. He had no handicapped permit or plates of course. As I saw once I was inside, the guy was in a major league rush to by a ready made birthday cake. OH and I forgot to mention that there was an empty parking spot 2 cars down from the handicap spot he used.

    These people deserve to have their cars victimized. 👿

12. AnnieB

    16 December, 2007, 9:23 am

    Don’t you wish you could come along with a forklift and put it on the sidewalk and see the moron’s face when he comes out?

    Oh come on, we all know it’s a woman. 😛

    Here’s a quote from Tim Allen:

    Men are good for ONE thing … but how important is parallel parking!

    As with all things I, of course, do it flawlessly. 😛

13. Brett

    16 December, 2007, 10:04 am

    “It’s OK, we can walk to the kerb from here”

    (Woody Allen, Annie Hall)

14. Flash Gordon

    16 December, 2007, 12:06 pm

    Hey, AnnieB, where do you find those interesting
    avatars, Hustler?
    I agree, it’s probably a woman driver, blond of
    course. :kiss: 🙄 :wtf:

15. patrick

    16 December, 2007, 1:02 pm

    I’d give the guy in the Jeep ten bucks to pull his up so tight against that Lexus that he can’t possibly get out until the one in front leaves. And I’d buy the next round for that guy!
    Chris, the last time I saw a similar incident, it was an obviously able bodied teen aged girl. I confronted her at the spot. She said, “I’m only going to be a minute”. I went in the store and loudly stated, “YOU’RE NOT HANDICAPPED! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO PARK IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT”? Public shame is a very instrumental therapeutic tool. 🙄

16. Mikeme

    16 December, 2007, 1:28 pm

    It’s a pimp checking his herd!( no valet service)

17. Davezilla

    16 December, 2007, 1:49 pm

    [Comment ID #220315 will be quoted here]

    Actually it was a spoiled girl, maybe 18 years old. Naturally, she was on the cell as she “parked”.

18. Brooklyn R.

    16 December, 2007, 2:30 pm

    “That’s o.k. Daddy will buy me a new one if anything happens to it.” Must be nice to live consequence free! Effin’ bitch! 👿

19. Flash Gordon

    16 December, 2007, 3:01 pm

    Oh, lighten up, people! There’s obviously plenty
    of room for one lane of traffic to get past. Have
    a little charity; it’s getting close to Christmas.
    :kiss: 😛 :geek:

20. Nicolette

    16 December, 2007, 3:14 pm

    [Comment ID #220330 will be quoted here]

    👿 Charity begins at home Flash, and I don’t have a Lexus! 👿 👿

21. Fleetwood

    16 December, 2007, 3:23 pm

    [Comment ID #220331 will be quoted here]

    Screw the Lexus..You deserve a Caddy!

22. Spud

    16 December, 2007, 5:08 pm

    Hand me a driver Mr Fleetwood, I feel like going long.

    :geek:

23. Irishcoffee

    16 December, 2007, 6:33 pm

    Damn! Thought I took care of that traffic camera last week! :boob: :boob: :java:

24. Pablo

    16 December, 2007, 7:05 pm

    [Comment ID #220328 will be quoted here]

    She probably ran in to get a double expresso for her hangover and to ask the barista if she left her panties at his house.

25. blaster gas

    16 December, 2007, 7:19 pm

    Are you sure it wasn’t Britney Spears that parked that car? 8)

26. Marcus

    16 December, 2007, 9:05 pm

    I am revisiting driving a chevy cordoba with rich corinthian leather. Couldn’t park that car either. :puke:

27. Suzi

    17 December, 2007, 12:28 am

    Oh, dear. I can relate. My parallel parking skilz are:limp:, but I’m a pretty decent sort, other than that. Please don’t hate me. And really, I’d be more likely to block the sidewalk than the traffic. Curbs are my specialty.

28. Drusky

    17 December, 2007, 11:56 am

    Obviously a graduate of the Helen Keller School of Parking…

29. Astryd

    17 December, 2007, 5:19 pm

    What do you expect when both her hands are busy?
    One on the cell phone, the other…you shouldn’t call those 900 numbers when you’re driving. I should know. 😉

30. Meshie

    17 December, 2007, 10:33 pm

    🙄 !!! :wang:

31. TimM

    19 December, 2007, 6:06 am

    [Comment ID #220319 will be quoted here] and AnnieB’s Quote, “Don’t you wish you could come along with a forklift and put it on the sidewalk and see the moron’s face when he comes out?”

    Years ago I had a buddy who had a Jeep Wrangler. When he saw cars parked like that he would “help” the driver by shoving the car into a proper position with his bumper (if no one would see him do it) Looking at his black bumper you could tell what color cars he had shoved by the scuff marks of their paint.

    One day, I had to park in a regular parking space. As I was wheeling past a car parked in a handicapped spot, without a tag or plate, the woman was walking back to her car and saw me. She got such a look of guilt on her face that I bet she’ll never park in a handicapped spot again.

32. TimM

    19 December, 2007, 8:27 am

    Now that I think about it. That womans expression might have been that she was worried that I wrote down her license plate number, to report her. I would not do that.

33. Astryd

    19 December, 2007, 10:53 am

    We steal their wipers. Maybe not as direct but when monsoon season hits it’s a huge inconvenience to them as they inconvenienced the handicapped person or myself for taking up two spaces.
    also, if their car is dirty, I’ll write somthing along the lines of, “Remember my car, I am a selfish spoiled egotistic insignificant member of society. Next time you see me please run me off the road.” on the rear windshield. 👿 😈
    Some reactions when they come out to their car are priceless others don’t notice in their ‘rush’ and drive off.

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