Nice pants. Who shot the couch?

1. April

   25 October, 2006, 2:33 am

   Looks like the von Trapp family had more curtains to replace.

2. Mandy

   25 October, 2006, 7:23 am

   Someone needs to tell those old biddies that plaid does not go with shit.

3. cbatdux

   25 October, 2006, 8:06 am

   Hillary Clinton and the De-fence Secretaries….hot new band.

4. Spud

   25 October, 2006, 8:39 am

   Girls just wanna have fun, Cyndi Lauper and pals ham it up for the camera, however things get horribly limp at their age.

   :geek:

5. Meagan

   25 October, 2006, 9:00 am

   Yikes! Seems like even the swords go limp around them. :limp:

6. Lung the Younger

   25 October, 2006, 9:25 am

   This is how well-meaning mothers embarrass the hell out of their gay sons by trying too hard to empathize in public.

7. Brad K.

   25 October, 2006, 9:26 am

   Ginnie, Lisa, and Anne practice their swash-buckling and saber-threatening for the Halloween party at the Doon Pourley Acres rest home, dog pound, and chicken layer rescue shelter. Jerry shook his head as he took the picture of his Mom and her friends. None of them knew how to hold a saber, let alone keep from stressing the carboard blades. Yes, Anne had found a vaguely pirate-like hat, but .. Gaah! .. Mom just thought *any* hat would do.

   Jerry had thought his suggestion of ‘black denim’ pants and ‘scarlet sash’ was pretty simple. Wearing the wrong plaid could get a pirate more trouble than usual — since the Scots of the time invented ‘gang colors’ and were quite violent about the whole thing. And the pants had some black in them. Maybe he could talk the ladies into adding dried ‘blood’ stains, or dying the damn pants?

   On the other hand, Mom had been quite threatening tonight. She made it plain, any complaints from her younger son would result in having to attend the party, probably dressed as a ‘captive damsel’. *shudder* Jerry gritted he teeth and took their picture.

8. junkman

   25 October, 2006, 10:12 am

   48 – Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned TV set is the background radiation from the Big Bang.

   …….or these broads.

9. Mitch

   25 October, 2006, 10:41 am

   I think they are lampooning their Limp Dick Husbands :limp: in Golf Clothing.

   I’ve seen much worse on a man who thinks he’s the King of the links.

   PS. This is the Pre-Viagra shot. After this, the swords were 14 feet long and made of Titanium. :wang:

10. Da Popster

    25 October, 2006, 11:13 am

    It’s just the local retiree community players commenting on their husbands’ ability to maintain an erection……….. :limp: :wang:

11. pablo

    25 October, 2006, 11:37 am

    Pure, irrefutable evidence that “talk like a pirate day” can go too far. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

12. Nikki

    25 October, 2006, 12:17 pm

    Okay, it’s officially uncool to dress like a pirate now.

13. Diesel

    25 October, 2006, 1:46 pm

    How do three people get it into their heads that pirates wear flowery pants? Did they get together and have a meeting where somebody said, “First we need to get some flowery pants.” And the other two were like, “Well, duh!”

14. mikeme

    25 October, 2006, 7:21 pm

    Hillibillies in New York 😛 😛 :wtf:

15. Drusky

    25 October, 2006, 8:51 pm

    Put a black light on those pants and I’ll bet the astronauts on the space station could see them. Then they would prove that gravity or not, you can still puke… 😈

16. Drusky

    25 October, 2006, 8:52 pm

    [Comment ID #78864 will be quoted here]

    😆 😀 😆 🙂
    Damn it, I hate it when someone beats me to a good line…

17. Tara

    26 October, 2006, 6:04 am

    Even their swords are showing a lack of enthusiam about their outfits.

18. Sher

    26 October, 2006, 3:27 pm

    If the couch was wearing that, it needed to be shot! :dead:

19. Flash Gordon

    26 October, 2006, 5:35 pm

    The Dixie Chicks improvise their costumes after the bus with theirs didn’t
    arrive. 🙄 :kiss: :wtf: 🙁 :limp:

20. mesmereyes

    26 October, 2006, 6:35 pm

    AHOY!

21. Timm

    27 October, 2006, 6:07 am

    [Comment ID #78897 will be quoted here]

    😆 Me too. 😆

22. how u doin!

    27 October, 2006, 10:00 am

    Someone say BINGO!!!

23. Lisa

    27 October, 2006, 12:59 pm

    When we asked you to dress us using the ColorForms peel-and-stick outfits, we had no idea you were letting Bongo the Chimpanzee wield the board. ❗

24. thatonechick

    27 October, 2006, 6:39 pm

    basically not the most attractive pic ive ever seen
    got some problems with the sprungability of their swords it seems
    mm hmm

25. Penguin Pete

    30 October, 2006, 5:18 pm

    If astronauts can’t belch in space, doesn’t that mean they also can’t fart for the same reason?

    And if so wouldn’t you hate to be in that capsule during those first five mintes after it returns to gravity?

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