Need I say more?

1. cbatdux

   18 May, 2006, 12:08 am

   More like ground chuck magnet…..

2. static

   18 May, 2006, 12:53 am

   “chick magnet”? More like his own gravitational field…

3. paul

   18 May, 2006, 12:59 am

   The guy is just too easy. My favorite is the girl with the deer caught in the headlights look. You know she doesn’t want proof she was ever there.

4. Ace

   18 May, 2006, 1:31 am

   A soon as I set eyes on that picture I laughed! It’s porbably some “party” in someone’s basement. Are those cornrows she’s sportin’?

   In regards to the christian sex toys site, the name of it is a pretty raunchy pun coming from christians.

5. Minnie

   18 May, 2006, 1:36 am

   Heh, he seems more like Hick Magnet.

   And the totally befuddled expression on the girl’s face is priceless. :wtf:

6. Lung the Younger

   18 May, 2006, 3:19 am

   At that size, I can only imagine that he uses gravitational pull to attract said chicks.

7. Spud

   18 May, 2006, 3:37 am

   The ony thing he looks like a magnet for, is Twinkies.

   :geek:

8. JFLY

   18 May, 2006, 4:17 am

   “Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”

   He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid. But then I found the ruffled thigh-highs and willy-warmers…..”

   😀

9. JFLY

   18 May, 2006, 4:18 am

   And I swear, that is a photo of my son’s best friend! 😐

10. Anna

    18 May, 2006, 4:19 am

    I just keep thinking: “what are those poor kids going to look like in 20 years?”

11. Coleman

    18 May, 2006, 5:34 am

    Due to the massive size of the mysterious “Chick Magnet” it has created a new gravity well in which all fried chicken has soon dissapeared into the “Chick Magnets” black hole.

12. Nikki

    18 May, 2006, 5:54 am

    If by “Chicks” he means cross-eyed white trash with cornrows, okay.

13. Amanda B.

    18 May, 2006, 6:46 am

    Maybe the “Chick Magnet” owns some of that “female climax cream” :limp:

14. Alex

    18 May, 2006, 7:00 am

    It’s his sister!

15. bhamm

    18 May, 2006, 7:41 am

    Why do I get the strange feeling that one of two things will happen?

    1. They will end up getting married and laugh about how dorky they both were.

    or (and more likely)

    2. Due to this photo, the first time one of them sees it posted over the web, they go into a psycho rage yelling at everyone and everything that there is a misunderstanding with that picture and they must ignore it or suffer the consequences.

16. Mandy

    18 May, 2006, 7:48 am

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    cbatdux wins! :kiss:

17. Mjaz

    18 May, 2006, 7:52 am

    Thats the member roster photo of the Wholly Roller Church Teen Club. Unfortunately, she is having a bad reaction to that hot & sexy massage oil.

    HIS shirt was supposed to say “Christ Magnet” but they done screwed it up at the TShirt shop.

18. Craig

    18 May, 2006, 8:25 am

    That look on her face is one of desperation. She is hoping someone out there will see that picture, and send help.

19. Creelock

    18 May, 2006, 8:26 am

    Thats just Pathetic :wtf: Got nothing else Sorry 😐

20. Paige

    18 May, 2006, 8:44 am

    How comeyou never see any shirts like that on buff, muscled, tan guys.I think I need to go to the wholly love shop now. :wang:

21. Paige

    18 May, 2006, 8:44 am

    How comeyou never see any shirts like that on buff, muscled, tan guys.I think I need to go to the wholly love shop now. :wang:

22. mikeB

    18 May, 2006, 8:46 am

    Danny Bonaduce has really let himself go.

23. Bob

    18 May, 2006, 9:00 am

    He’s also a big fan of Star Wars and has used the power of the dark side to entrance the young princess, then in an effort to disguise her, made her shave off her “Buns” and replace them with cornrows.

24. Coley

    18 May, 2006, 9:20 am

    Anyone else notice a striking resemblance to Chris Griffin? :wtf:

    
    

25. Jeffro

    18 May, 2006, 9:46 am

    I believe he IS a chick magnet. Fried chick, baked chick, rotiserie style chick, chick parm…. You get the idea.

26. Coley

    18 May, 2006, 11:09 am

    Maybe it’s supposed to be “Chick-fil-a magnet”? 😀

27. nessa

    18 May, 2006, 11:36 am

    eew …..chick magget…….. :puke:

28. Bjorn Freeh

    18 May, 2006, 11:36 am

    As a person with a lifelong interest in the hard sciences (I took “Physics for Poets” at Central Michigan University and I watch Alan Alda on that PBS science show, so I have street cred), I hasten to point out that magnets can also repel.

29. cbatdux

    18 May, 2006, 12:07 pm

    Get in my belly!

30. April

    18 May, 2006, 12:12 pm

    Okay. Who Photoshopped that first C on there?

31. evilmister

    18 May, 2006, 12:13 pm

    oh … good lord. the only thing that young woman can think is “please help”. :wtf:

32. April

    18 May, 2006, 12:15 pm

    Damn. Just realized Minnie beat me to it, lol.
    Note to Self: read all other comments first.

33. Peaches

    18 May, 2006, 12:33 pm

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    I totally agree………they are BOTH repelling!

34. MrDoug

    18 May, 2006, 12:54 pm

    From the looks on there face it looks me like the :limp: magnet activated her remote control christian butterfly tickler in her :undies:

35. Dennis Bookhart

    18 May, 2006, 1:33 pm

    I’m reminded of a song from “man of La Mancha.”

    “To dream, the impossible dream………….”

36. scamper95

    18 May, 2006, 1:49 pm

    I wonder how much he paid her. I do hope she got at least $1500.00 cash up front.

37. phud

    18 May, 2006, 1:58 pm

    can you ssay ruffies???

38. joeho

    18 May, 2006, 4:00 pm

    I cannot believe you people! Can’t you tell by the expression on his companions face he is a poultry farmer? She is can’t stand the smells! 😆

39. tenderflower

    18 May, 2006, 5:27 pm

    Looks like it should say Peeps Magnet.

    All thats missing is a Foxy Lady halter top on the chick

40. Cynical Villain

    18 May, 2006, 5:44 pm

    sure he a chick magnet. and Bill Gates is just a bit poor. Only chicks gets attracted to him are the ones that come in a box of 3 from KFC or Popeyes. :limp: :limp: But you got to admit the girl is mesmerised by his charm. Fat Bastard got some comp now.

41. liza

    18 May, 2006, 7:18 pm

    those christian sex toys totally win
    “a snake pouch, for when you want a bit of slithering” 😈

42. the man

    18 May, 2006, 7:52 pm

    if a guy like that can get a girl like that ther is now hope for me.

43. rust

    18 May, 2006, 7:59 pm

    Bounce a gravitron particle beam
    Off the main deflector dish
    That’s the way we get things done
    On the USS Make-up-Shit!

    (apologies to Voltaire) :geek:

44. Zarggg

    18 May, 2006, 8:05 pm

    I actually own one of those shirts. 🙄

45. the man

    18 May, 2006, 8:36 pm

    sorry i can’t even spell “there” that shows why i can’t get a girl like that.

46. Drusky

    18 May, 2006, 9:01 pm

    [Comment ID #51823 will be quoted here]

    A Home Run!!! The Crowd goes wild!!!

    [Comment ID #52052 will be quoted here]
    The very next batter takes the cover off the ball!!!
    😆 😆 😆 😀 😆

47. Drusky

    18 May, 2006, 9:09 pm

    Is it just coincidence that the picture is leaning to the same side as where he’s sitting? 😆
    Judging by the expression on the girl, I’d say the picture was taken right after he told her he’d like to roll her in butter flavored Crisco and play ‘Colonel Sanders and the Three Piece Snack’… 😈

48. Master Solace

    18 May, 2006, 9:21 pm

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    I think she did get that $1500….which she proceded to spend on the drugs that she was apparently on when this picture was taken…she does look a bit stoned…

    Or maybe that is her expression after he apologized to her for when he said that he wanted to roll her in the hay, he REALLY meant to say that he wanted to roll her in some flour & Italian dressing seasoning…so she’d taste just like Colonel Sanders intended…

49. Master Solace

    18 May, 2006, 9:26 pm

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    It’s not the picture, it’s the couch they’re sitting on….IT is leaning that way….it gives it the feel of the whole “chick magnet” thing….he used some of that Crisco on the couch before she sat down…when he went to sit down, the couch leaned, and the Crisco made her slide over to him…….

    This will soon be known as a very lame stupid human trick…

50. Flash Gordon

    18 May, 2006, 9:50 pm

    That poor girl is full of thorazine and who can blame her? It’s a blind date
    arranged by her mother. 😕 :limp: :puke:

51. JFLY

    18 May, 2006, 9:51 pm

    Demi Moore and her newest boy-toy? :puke:

52. Driver

    18 May, 2006, 9:55 pm

    Chick Magnet T shirt $14.50
    Brown slacks $22.99

    Getting your picture with the class slut at a high school kegger … priceless .[Comment ID #52013 will be quoted here]

    LOL and maybe the look on her face is because Brian just mounted her sister .

53. dougieace

    18 May, 2006, 10:36 pm

    please dont breed

54. Tina Marie

    19 May, 2006, 2:48 am

    Anyone else click on the hobo spider reference in Dave’s comment?

    Ew. :wtf:

    As for the chick magnet, with boobs like that, he might be a real magnet for the chest men, too.

55. Naughty Lips

    19 May, 2006, 6:01 am

    [Comment ID #51916 will be quoted here] – Will he be around that long if he carries on the way he is going?

56. Da Popster

    19 May, 2006, 8:45 am

    More like a Chicken McNugget magnet ……… and that poor girl, SHE’S NEXT !!! :puke:

57. Coley

    19 May, 2006, 2:21 pm

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    I just lost Diet Coke on my keyboard…No, really. 😆

58. Meagan

    19 May, 2006, 3:52 pm

    That’s not a real girl, that’s a robot. You can tell by the blank look in her eyes. Or maybe she used to be blond?

59. Meagan

    19 May, 2006, 3:56 pm

    I once saw the Candy Posing Pouch in a candy store in Laguna Beach, CA. Got it as a gag gift for my step-brother for Christmas last year. There was also a Candy Bra, which I got for my sister.

    Aah, the things we do for our siblings. 😛

60. Tara

    19 May, 2006, 4:42 pm

    Commenting on this photo is like shooting fish in a barrel.

    :wtf:

61. miss tickle

    19 May, 2006, 8:05 pm

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    Lamo

62. GrumpySimon

    19 May, 2006, 9:57 pm

    Oh god oh god oh god. They’re going to breed, aren’t they?!?

63. Cara

    19 May, 2006, 11:55 pm

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    how gross ❓

64. Britt

    25 May, 2006, 12:20 pm

    Hick chick thinger sits there thinking: Don’t look at me like that, you’ve got bigger boobs than I do!! I bet he hasn’t even seen his :limp: since he was 4…

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