Lullaby League REPRESENTZ!

1. larfus

   31 July, 2006, 12:38 am

   ok I give up the nose fetish puzzles me . :wtf: :limp:

2. Zeke

   31 July, 2006, 12:45 am

   she’s not having a very good parents day, if those are her kids.

3. Meagan

   31 July, 2006, 1:33 am

   Brain no work. Brain too congested to make witty comment. :dead:

4. Penguin Pete

   31 July, 2006, 2:07 am

   Sizing it up: Spacemen, especially ones that look like Billy Barty, have terrible taste in lechery, such that they attempt to remove shoes and stockings off of matronly, unwilling school-teachers instead of hunting up more serious prey. And they have no concept of size, because there’s no way that big brown craft could *possibly* fit inside of her.

5. Irish

   31 July, 2006, 2:24 am

   Snow White of the future.

6. Irish

   31 July, 2006, 2:27 am

   Japanese nose fetish? Hmmmm…. someone needs to introduce her to kleenex…
   (Would that be like masterbation?) 😈

7. Spud

   31 July, 2006, 4:28 am

   Amazing Stories!

   Wendy goes Home…

   :geek:

8. kaity

   31 July, 2006, 7:40 am

   It’s interesting that christians would celebrate the “passion” by decorating their home with a piece by Thomas Kinkade, the antichrist of all things tasteful and artistic.

9. bhamm

   31 July, 2006, 8:14 am

   – Even with Nanny McPhee trying to interfere, the munchkin space program is well under way.

   – The dwarves need Old Lady Jenkins’ pantyhose to fuel their new Robotic-Carrot creature.

10. Bigwavdave

    31 July, 2006, 8:29 am

    That little guy next to the ship is sportin’ some serious (for a little guy) wood, plus check out that grin on his face. Oh yea, he’s wantin’ it… :wang:

11. Brad K.

    31 July, 2006, 10:30 am

    Martha was astounded. The flowers she had been picking for the supper table, the stockings she had removed while alone in the woods were now only ties these odd litte men held to her. Her shoes were likely lost! But these were surely the ones that had breathed ‘Adventure!’ and ‘Opportunity!’ in her dreams — how could she let any of that go, without *knowing*!?

    And besides, back at the house Elmer never touched her anymore, since that muley cow’s calf had grown… Humming ‘Halfway up Virginia‘, Martha followed to see what she could see.

12. nickname4anne

    31 July, 2006, 11:14 am

    c’mon! you already took your hose off! well then give us back our flowers! 😕

13. Driver

    31 July, 2006, 12:47 pm

    Come on Earth lady the porta space bar is right here , have a few drinks and relax , then we’ll talk about the probing I mean examination , heh heh heh .

    It’s universal knowledge , when a women’s on the hootch it’s easy’er to get to the cooch .

    Brad K. Taht poem is a crack up .

14. Driver

    31 July, 2006, 12:49 pm

    OOPS – Taht = That

15. MrDoug

    31 July, 2006, 2:38 pm

    Well now we know why people complain about the anal probe when kidnapped by space aliens. That IS one huge but plug ouch!

    Can we make our own captions for the Jesus statues?

16. Nikki

    31 July, 2006, 3:30 pm

    Nothing about the Japanese surprise me anymore.

17. POISON GIRL

    31 July, 2006, 3:30 pm

    :wtf: I may have nightmares tonight!!

    [Comment ID #72147 will be quoted here]
    hooch=cooch!!
    😈 😆 😆

18. POISON GIRL

    31 July, 2006, 3:38 pm

    :wtf:That is a scary picture! I’m gonna hang it on my sons wall… If your mean boy the scary little people will come take mommy away!!

    [Comment ID #72147 will be quoted here]
    hooch=cooch!!
    😈 😆 😆

19. evilmister

    31 July, 2006, 4:03 pm

    LIssen, lady, we only gave you the hose and the flowers because you promised you’d gribnack our hornphalas, and you ain’t doin’ any gribnackin’ that WE can see, so give us our shit back or it’s into our Portable Person Martini Mixer for you!

20. Driver

    31 July, 2006, 4:39 pm

    POISON GIRL
    Are you trying to say my typing and or spelling sucks ? Which I already know .
    By the way you forgot an [a] between your and mean . Ha Ha 😆

21. Nunu

    31 July, 2006, 5:44 pm

    Hmmm… Reminds me of a song…
    Come on baby it’s your lucky day, if it wasn’t for spacerape, we’d never get laid…

22. cbatdux

    31 July, 2006, 10:54 pm

    Yet another sad case of tatami overdose…..

    Doncha just wanna shove a big hunk o’ wasabi up her schnoz?

23. mikeB

    01 August, 2006, 12:15 am

    [Comment ID #72195 will be quoted here]

    I had something else in mind, actually.

24. POISON GIRL

    01 August, 2006, 1:52 pm

    Driver: No i didn’t even realize I spelled it differently till i read your post! No I just agree that hootch makes it easier to get to the cooch( in my case anyway :boob: :thong: :boob: :

25. Drusky

    01 August, 2006, 9:19 pm

    Who here remembers Woody Allen’s ‘Sleeper’? All those half-pint aliens want to do is take Dorothy to their ‘Orgasmatron’…

26. Drusky

    01 August, 2006, 9:22 pm

    [Comment ID #72201 will be quoted here]
    Is that anything like the old joke “What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?”

    “Full”…

    😈

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