Judy Blume books that never saw print

1. Dante

   17 April, 2006, 12:57 am

   Are you there, Allah? It’s me, Margaret.

2. Marcus

   17 April, 2006, 1:08 am

   I remember seeing all the books available from my school book club. I thought the name was too corny for words, so I never bought any of her books. I might buy them if those titles were real. Blubber Swallows sounds good. 😈 👿

   We have some big centipedes and millipedes in Thailand. The videos were very disgusting, but interesting. Millipedes are not dangerous and look cool; however, don’t step on one because they make a loud popping sound and yellow goo comes out.

   Happy Cheeseball Day to all you cheeseballs!! 😛

3. JFLY

   17 April, 2006, 1:45 am

   If snowmen have snowballs, then cheeseheads have…..

   I wonder if the banks here in Wisconsin will be closed for the holiday? 😛

4. Simon7

   17 April, 2006, 2:14 am

   In a similar vein – Something Awful’s Children’s Books (All Grown Up) and Children’s Books

5. Timmmy

   17 April, 2006, 2:15 am

   I don’t know if it’s just me but the more I look at stalker boy the creepier he gets.

6. alaskan_passion

   17 April, 2006, 4:30 am

   after you read blubber swallows look for her next book … anorerxias guide to spitting :wtf:

7. Marcus

   17 April, 2006, 4:48 am

   [Comment ID #43929 will be quoted here]

   Oh god, someone cut the cheese. Or maybe your jokes were a little cheesy.
   😆 😆 😆

8. Spud

   17 April, 2006, 5:33 am

   Aunty Jean Farts Again
   and what to do about it

9. mitch

   17 April, 2006, 6:31 am

   I know that I’m naive in the ways of the world, but what the fuck is a CamWhore? Sounds painful.

10. Nikki

    17 April, 2006, 7:06 am

    That was one ambitious python.

11. prtyprincess

    17 April, 2006, 7:11 am

    OMG! that snake is crazy! how the f— did he swallow that? :wtf:

12. bhamm

    17 April, 2006, 8:06 am

    That reminds me of a list I made a few years ago,

    Beverly Cleary (Ramona) books that never made it:

    Ramona ‘s First Cramps
    Ramona Gets Felt Up
    Ramona’s Uncle Susan
    Ramona on Welfare

13. Other April

    17 April, 2006, 8:24 am

    http://www.harperchildrens.com/coverimages/large/0380709163.jpg

    “Sometimes even fathers need a little help… in bed.“

14. Davezilla

    17 April, 2006, 8:50 am

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    I was so tempted to do a perverted uncle one, but my didn’t laugh, so I’m glad you did it for me. 😈

15. Marcus

    17 April, 2006, 9:03 am

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    Think about it Mitch…. It is a whore with a web cam or were you being sarcastic. Maybe it’s a rhetorical question.

16. Patrick

    17 April, 2006, 9:41 am

    You call it stalking, I call it adoration. Potatoe, Potahto. Somebody please tell me where that centipede comes from so I can STAY THE HELL AWAY!

17. bhamm

    17 April, 2006, 10:25 am

    If something is too tasteless for you, just let me know. I have no class, I’ll say it. 😀

18. bhamm

    17 April, 2006, 10:26 am

    Dave,

    If something is too tasteless for you, just let me know. I have no class, I’ll say it. 😀

19. Bjorn Freeh

    17 April, 2006, 11:03 am

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    Twice! 😆

20. Meagan

    17 April, 2006, 11:17 am

    Here’s one for the Jewish kids:
    “Rabbi Weinstein’s All About Circumscision Pop-up Book.” :wtf: :limp:

21. bhamm

    17 April, 2006, 11:28 am

    (Just in case you missed it the first time!) 😛

22. Mandy

    17 April, 2006, 11:32 am

    Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret Cho. 😛

23. Driver

    17 April, 2006, 1:22 pm

    I wonder how many people that snake has spitup?

24. Marcus

    17 April, 2006, 1:32 pm

    Here are some movie titles that didn’t make it.

    Whorespotting.
    002 Brown Finger
    Star Whore.
    Chitty chitty gang bang

    There you go, and if you want something worse, let me now :puke: :wtf:

25. Master Solace

    17 April, 2006, 2:06 pm

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    He’s had practice ‘deep throating’ the big-one… 😈

26. MrDoug

    17 April, 2006, 2:51 pm

    WTF was the snake thinking, well that did not go down very well lets see if we can get that bad boy back the way it came in. Or was it that moment when it realized that is going to have to come out my ass?

    Blame god for the bad heroin, I like that it should help balance out all the thanking god for doing well in sports.

27. tres

    17 April, 2006, 6:37 pm

    was it black tar or china white?

28. Pappy

    17 April, 2006, 6:44 pm

    I hate you Dave.

    Centipedes give me the creeps. 🙁 Now I’m going to have nightmares!

29. TJ

    17 April, 2006, 8:07 pm

    Doctor Suess’ “Horton does a Ho” 🙄

30. evilqueen

    17 April, 2006, 10:01 pm

    I’m all pissed off because of the snake video. Why the hell are they annoying the poor thing. It’s just eaten, leave it alone fer cryin’ out loud!! No, these bananas see a big snake and just have to surround it and annoy it till it pukes. What a waste of a hippo. Bleah!

31. Annie

    17 April, 2006, 11:07 pm

    Those videos made me cry. Are centipedes even carnivorous? How long was that snake? Why, God, why?!?

32. Davezilla

    17 April, 2006, 11:50 pm

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    Carnivorous and rather venomous as well. That particular species, Scolopendra gigantea robusta, is rather venomous to humans, yet some idiots insist on having them as pets :puke:

33. lucygoosy2004

    18 April, 2006, 10:34 am

    Soemone needs to ask the snake how he does that!! My boyfriend says I need to learn that trick! :wang:

34. Esther

    18 April, 2006, 7:07 pm

    I can’t look at those links. I just can’t. Won’t . Ok, maybe the centipede one.

35. brianne

    18 April, 2006, 8:53 pm

    another list of Ramona books that didnt make the print:
    Ramona gets high
    Ramona loves her brother (incest?)
    Ramona and her boyfriend…?
    Ramona is a fast and easy girl
    Ramona turns gay…………
    i could go on and on…..

36. Annie

    18 April, 2006, 8:58 pm

    Eww.

37. Jim S

    18 April, 2006, 9:54 pm

    That’s okay…those guys who put the mouse in that tank just to kill it will reincarnate as white mice that get put into tanks with centipedes. :dead:

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