Homeless Rules

bills larger than $50 will not be accepted after 9 PM

checks no longer accepted from the following people


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16 responses to “Homeless Rules”

  1. Nicolette Avatar

    Man! You know things are bad when you pass a bad check to the homeless guy pan handling down the street. Glad he’s thinking safety after 9pm! 😉

  2. Davezilla Avatar

    I’m waiting for the homeless to add CAPTCHA forms

  3. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    After being hustled daily walking from the parking lot to the courthouse on my way to jury duty – I started bringing fruit…

  4. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Does the local pub close at 9pm?

  5. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    look at him he sure doesn’t need a meal and he looks too clean to live in a box
    at least he has a sense of humor
    great second job…he’s a VP at Chrysler during the day

  6. Lung the Younger Avatar

    I reckon that this guy was probably a bank executive six months ago and he still hasn’t learned to drop the jargon in his new career.

  7. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    why is there a person wearing pink pants and suede penny loafers standing on the sky behind him? is that god? ❓

  8. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    is he keeping track of daily accounts in the big purple ledger? 😮

  9. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Things may suck but at least he’s still got a sense of humor ……. passing rubber checks to a homeless person, what assholes !!! :troll:

  10. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    OK, someone has to ask the question…Dad?

  11. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    We have a homeless guy here whose sign reads, “Why lie? I need beer!”.

  12. rust Avatar

    These photos have convinced me that I need a shave, badly! :wtf:

  13. Bear Avatar
    Bear

    I wonder if these guys take credit cards…

  14. Ryder Avatar
    Ryder

    no 50s after 9pm is that because he needs the single bills for the strip club?

  15. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Baloney! I’ll bet if you walked up at 9:30 and waved a $50 bill, that sign would fly right out the window so fast…

    It’s stunning how much a panhandler can actually make in a day! Here in Reno, we’ve actually had fights between beggars over who gets the best spots to work. Freeway offramps where people have to wait at the light at the bottom seem to be the most popular.

  16. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    At least they used ‘accepted’ instead of ‘excepted’. My goodness that gets my goat! I think these guys are unemployed from the financial biz. I wouldn’t help them if they were; Nest Egg, Rainy Day Funds…. PLANNING, guys.

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