High voltage eggs

1. Mandy

   10 June, 2005, 12:20 am

   What bird lays electric eggs? :wtf:

2. Dante

   10 June, 2005, 1:42 am

   Perhaps EGGS is an acronym:

   Electric Gaseous Gag-inducing Socks.

   Which, if anything like my socks, are certainly high-voltage and radioactive.

3. rust

   10 June, 2005, 1:49 am

   Clementines are in season here in Valparaíso. That and the always popular Apricot Yogurt make for an equally explosive situation. You don’t want to be turning lights on and off around me.
   👿

4. Kenn

   10 June, 2005, 2:26 am

   Sí, sí. Yo quierro los huevos con la electricidad. Gracias. ¡¡¡Ayyyyyyyyyyy!!! ¡¡¡No mis huevos!!! :wtf:

5. Lung the Younger

   10 June, 2005, 3:33 am

   Battery hens, Mandy.

6. JFLY

   10 June, 2005, 3:40 am

   Rust is in Valpo? cool….

   And wash your feet Dante. 😛

   Everyone assumes chickens – perhaps they are eggs extracted from porn-bots?

7. Spud

   10 June, 2005, 6:23 am

   Too funny Lung…

   🙂

8. Nikki

   10 June, 2005, 7:24 am

   They’re definitely high voltage, as far as my bowels are concerned.

9. mikeB

   10 June, 2005, 7:57 am

   TMI, Nikki!

10. Anonymous

    10 June, 2005, 8:00 am

    Film archive (1991-1992)

    Chickenwire
    Dir. Sarah Roper (UK, 1993) 10 mins
    TVC Ltd.

    During a violent electrical storm, a space-travelling metal cockerel crash-lands in a chicken farmer’s field. He brings with him the grand promise of a technical innovation unknown on earth – electric eggs! Such is the power of these eggs, they will solve the planet’s energy crisis forever…

11. Natasha

    10 June, 2005, 9:52 am

    It’s sing-a-long time again for those over 40:

    ***************************
    Birds do it.
    Bees do it.
    Even sentimental fleas do it.
    Let’s do it.
    Let’s fall in love.
    *********************************
    There must have been sparks flying when the chicken parents were getting it on.

    (Do chickens “do it”?)

12. Kirk

    10 June, 2005, 10:39 am

    Drats! Davezilla has uncovered the United States Government’s newest experimental weaponry…Chickens of Mass Destruction. You see the plot original was to sneak chickens into Canada. Yet the undercover agents appearing as “cheap meds” tourists were foiled by the border patrol. For some unanswered reasons one agent was detained for several hours upon the inspection of 3 live chickens stuck down his pants.

    Alas, the plot to force Canada into moving North was foiled…but not until it was discovered that the chickens could still be snuck into Canada in pre-chicken style…eggs! However in accordance with government standards a High Voltage sticker needed to be applied to each and every box of eggs. (You will soon see these signs in your local market.)

    [Insert mad maniacal laughter here!] Now, our plan …oops, I mean the governments plan…. is in place. Soon Canadians will be forced to move North! [More laughter] No one can stop me!!!!!!….um, please ignore that last statement, thank you!

13. rust

    10 June, 2005, 11:30 am

    Kirk, our operatives in Canada have located you. Pack your bags. This is your only warning. Get out while you can!

14. .jpeg

    10 June, 2005, 12:33 pm

    I think the EGGS are Electric Ell (Electrophorus electricus)

15. Fran

    10 June, 2005, 12:53 pm

    This picture makes perfect sense to any pre-menopausal woman with PMS whose biological clock is ticking like a geiger counter at Chernobyl.

    Not that I would know anybody like that. 🙄

16. Christopher

    10 June, 2005, 10:09 pm

    Must have been some Sith Chickens with Force Lightning abilities.

17. Shamrock

    10 June, 2005, 11:36 pm

    Fran hit the nail on the head! Only I’ve spawned two and my biological clock isn’t ticking . . . it’s imploded.

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