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Hey lady! Your PC is ready.

01 March, 200928 Comments

Hey lady! Your computer is ready.

Gentlemen, prepare the eye bleach …

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  1. Meagan
    01 March, 2009,

    AHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES!

    He looks like Vinnie’s brother. :wtf: :puke:

  2. StevieC
    01 March, 2009,

    When Skid Mark moved in, the carpet was white.

  3. TinaMarie
    01 March, 2009,

    I thought I’d have a witty comment, but I’m too scared to be funny. Please make it go away.

  4. Memphisbandman
    01 March, 2009,

    Introducing: the Freak Squad!

    :wtf:

  5. Memphisbandman
    01 March, 2009,

    So NOT what I want in more bandwidth!

  6. Patrick
    01 March, 2009,

    I am forever transmogrified!

  7. Margaret
    01 March, 2009,

    This guy works in the back room, behind the Geek Squad. He alone is the Meat Squad.
    Now I’ve got to go Windex and squeegee my retinas. Thanks!!

  8. Meshie
    01 March, 2009,

    :boxers:…………… :knickers:………….. :thong:

  9. Infernos
    01 March, 2009,

    Oh Dear God – I had no idea Jabba The Hutt did computer repair before he landed his first movie role.

  11. Spud
    02 March, 2009,

    When tighty whitey’s turn into saggy baggies.

  12. junkman
    02 March, 2009,

    is his whole back one large bum crack? is his leg and belly one large bum crack? is his tit a large bum crack? is he in fact one large bum crack?

  13. fruf
    02 March, 2009,

    I’ve heard of scuzzy drives but this has to be a pukey drive
    all dressed up he would still be as tall as he is wide

  14. Zen
    02 March, 2009,

    No. No. No. That is not how cyber-sex works.

  15. Bigwavdave
    02 March, 2009,

    So, he’s asking kitty what to do next?

  16. Nuilogad
    02 March, 2009,

    Does this guy look like Milo Bloom, from Bloom County, all grown up?

  17. StevieC
    02 March, 2009,

    [quote comment=”628135″]Does this guy look like Milo Bloom, from Bloom County, all grown up?[/quote]

    Looks to me like he ate Milo, along with Opus, Bill, Binkley, Rosebud, and the rest of the gang. Steve Dallas, as you can see, escaped unscathed.

  18. AnnieB
    02 March, 2009,

    Good thing it’s not a Mac, he might eat it! :wtf: 😛

  19. AnnieB
    02 March, 2009,

    Sorry Stevie, I stepped away for a few and yours hadn’t posted or I wouldn’t have said basically the same thing you did. 😆

  20. Scamper
    02 March, 2009,

    This is just so f**king wrong

  21. Sherri
    02 March, 2009,

    :wtf: OMFG!! EEEEEEWWWWWW!! :puke:

  22. Ducatisti
    02 March, 2009,

    That’s just gross. I can’t believe he’s working on the motherboard on carpet, so much static!
    Not a single can of Dust Off to be seen, no proper way to ground himself. There is even a CAT in the room.

    An outrage, I tell you!

    Normally I’d say he’s trying to be sanitary by taking his clothes off prior to attempting computer assembly, but he’s got more food and crumbs in the folds and creases of his naked body than a linen suit at a Georgia picnic in July.

  23. StevieC
    02 March, 2009,

    [quote comment=”628139″]Sorry Stevie, I stepped away for a few and yours hadn’t posted or I wouldn’t have said basically the same thing you did.

    :lol:[/quote]

    Great zillaminds think alike! 😉

  24. AlexBallew
    02 March, 2009,

    And then I’ll put my webcam on!

  25. Bear
    02 March, 2009,

    the correct title should have been …”not for the squeamish”
    Dam I just finished eating, opened this up and now my dinned is coming back up…grrrrrrrrrrrr

  26. StevieC
    03 March, 2009,

    [quote comment=”628151″]the correct title should have been …”not for the squeamish”
    Dam I just finished eating, opened this up and now my dinned is coming back up…grrrrrrrrrrrr[/quote]

    Excrement! See how well that works, Dave?

  27. DaPopster
    03 March, 2009,

    Jabba the Tech …………. :puke:

  28. Drusky
    03 March, 2009,

    After eating everything in the house, desperation set in until he thought “HEY! Aren’t there chips in computers? OH BOY, where’s the dip?” :wtf:

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