Good to know

1. Minnie

   13 February, 2007, 2:27 am

   Riiiiight.

   *throws a tampon bouquet at you* 😈

2. Anna

   13 February, 2007, 2:33 am

   But it CAN be a religiuous experience ….

3. Minnie

   13 February, 2007, 2:41 am

   I agree with Anna. One would shout “Oh, God” in bed only when one is experiencing an orgasm. A divine experience in itself.
   Damn it, Dave. You need an angel icon. 😛

4. Spud

   13 February, 2007, 3:06 am

   It’s always a religious experience … *flex*

   :geek:

5. Lung the Younger

   13 February, 2007, 3:33 am

   The Tampon Bouquet is a lovely idea…as long as it doesn’t rain on St. Valentine’s day.

6. Lori

   13 February, 2007, 5:16 am

   Because you need to get out your wallet at church. If you’re doing that in your bed…well, it’s not making the preacher any richer.

7. Da Popster

   13 February, 2007, 6:14 am

   Which goes to prove what I’ve said all along: that there are no atheists in bed. 😛 :wang:

8. Scrawny90

   13 February, 2007, 7:03 am

   these lyrics from a Cobra Starship song came in my head as i looked at that pic.
   “It’s called the Church of Hot Addiction
   And we believe that God has lust for everything.”
   😛

9. sledge

   13 February, 2007, 7:31 am

   Hey, I’m a member of the CChurch Of The Sealy Mattress

10. Bigwavdave

    13 February, 2007, 8:50 am

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    True enough, but only if you’re doing it right.

11. junkman

    13 February, 2007, 8:55 am

    they may have a point but there are more chances that the “big guy” will show up in bed.

12. Shrubby

    13 February, 2007, 9:49 am

    It look like the ‘groom’ in the thriller video is just a little too FABULOUS to be married. Something tells me he’s performed before. :geek:

13. Marcus

    13 February, 2007, 10:02 am

    Only religious if you went out drinking. Every voice sounds like God’s Voice. 👿

14. kngtut

    13 February, 2007, 10:22 am

    Haven’t you heard of Bedside Baptist- The Church of the Innerspring?

15. Mikeme

    13 February, 2007, 10:31 am

    :undies: :boob: :boob: :wang: :java: In that order!

16. QueenBitch

    13 February, 2007, 10:54 am

    I would attend that church just for that sign alone lol…

17. pablo

    13 February, 2007, 12:30 pm

    Wow Dave, that’s some odd grouping of ideas.

    The problem with the church is that they get pissed if you replace the holy water with KY and are doing it in the pews.

    The tampon toupee might be the newest fad in the middle east (the newest definition of raghead) To be equal the tampon minorah was something to behold also. Have to get your cycle in sync and make it last 8 days?

    And last but not least the wedding of the living dead. What I want to know is who is watching the little boys during this song?

18. Jim S

    13 February, 2007, 12:36 pm

    This humor was brought to you by…

    http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

    Fun site. 🙂

19. Mandy

    13 February, 2007, 3:48 pm

    That’s an awfully big communion wafer, Father. :wang:

20. pablo

    13 February, 2007, 4:35 pm

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    Mandy, that is your diaphram, my child

21. Bjorn Freeh

    13 February, 2007, 7:41 pm

    I thought a limerick had 5 lines and rhymed better.

    Saying “Oh, God” in bed
    The pastor said
    Doesn’t constitute
    A church substitute
    Unless you’re in Nantucket

    :wtf:

22. dougieace

    13 February, 2007, 8:11 pm

    everyone knows you need to say you like it dont you bitch,for it to be the same as going to church.

23. blustpie

    13 February, 2007, 9:44 pm

    :idea:Precisely it show How you appreciate be with God in Bed, but you should keep goin to church for God’s Bless you always!????can you :??? 😮

24. bigboo!!!!!!

    14 February, 2007, 1:25 pm

    so davezilla are you dr. frankenstin 8)

25. Myra

    14 February, 2007, 2:22 pm

    Whoever came up with that tampon bouquet has too damn much time on their hands. I have often shouted Oh God in bed and while maybe not a religious experience it certainly was heavenly!

26. Cynical Villain

    14 February, 2007, 5:38 pm

    nothing wrong with having a religious experience several times wherever you can get them. Bed, back alley, your momma’s couch. Just get it!! :wang:

27. Meagan

    15 February, 2007, 10:32 am

    Whatever. I’m going to hell anyways. 😈

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