…but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….
That’s just his breast scan, wait till you see how he does a pap smear.
fruf
see I told you it doesn’t hurt like a mammogram
of course this is the newest body scan…now if you will just straddle the machine we’ll cary on
by the way the duck room is 2 doors down
Don
Cheap nerd, can’t afford a used playboy so he’s making 50 copies to last him awhile
junkman
and the guy is happy because she went down on the machine?
All Hail His Sauciness, Our First Pastafarian of the Church of the FSM! 😯
Patrick
but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….
Nope, they weren’t 3D, or even 36D; they were 3M!
chainstay
“I don’t get it. I don’t see any little fishies? Why did I need to take my top off?”
“Just press harder and you will see a cool light. Trust me.”
Craigaroonie
It’s the office christmas party 1996 all over again. 😳
Tomorrow she won’t recognise me.
And I’ll fax her tits to head office.
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…but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….
Sure, it was a drunken dare, but when Donna told Murray that he could take advantage of her, this was not what she was expecting.
That’s just his breast scan, wait till you see how he does a pap smear.
see I told you it doesn’t hurt like a mammogram
of course this is the newest body scan…now if you will just straddle the machine we’ll cary on
by the way the duck room is 2 doors down
Cheap nerd, can’t afford a used playboy so he’s making 50 copies to last him awhile
and the guy is happy because she went down on the machine?
One of the many household uses for the Canoscan. Can’t you tell it’s set to ENLARGE?
Here we get a glimpse of what Andy Dick’s brother and sister did during their Thanksgiving weekend.
at first i thought she was puking, then i realized no she was titty scanning, followed by puking.
….and then she hung his “Flying Spaghetti Monster” balls on the christmas tree. (puke icon)
All Hail His Sauciness, Our First Pastafarian of the Church of the FSM! 😯
but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….
Nope, they weren’t 3D, or even 36D; they were 3M!
“I don’t get it. I don’t see any little fishies? Why did I need to take my top off?”
“Just press harder and you will see a cool light. Trust me.”
It’s the office christmas party 1996 all over again. 😳
Tomorrow she won’t recognise me.
And I’ll fax her tits to head office.
Here we see a photo from Dave’s first frat party!
Never ever buy that boy a bacon-slicer.
Is that girl using Post-It notes as pasties on her nipples?
All I see is that they missed an opportunity. They seem to have photo copied an ear and missed the vital organs.