Elaborate Restaurant Hoax

1. Nikki

   12 August, 2006, 9:26 am

   Sadly, I am entirely too uncoordinated to participate in this event.

2. Pappy

   12 August, 2006, 1:02 pm

   Very nice Dave. Did you actually do this or just think of it?

3. Davezilla

   12 August, 2006, 1:23 pm

   [Comment ID #73147 will be quoted here]

   So far, it’s just a dream. But yes, I do plan on it. 😈

4. Mandy

   12 August, 2006, 3:02 pm

   I would love to pull this off. Needs video.

5. Cory

   12 August, 2006, 5:53 pm

   Honestly Dave, the beginning is good but the end needs work. I’ve been a waiter for 15 years and i love the setup but just complaining to the manager about no dessert and the shooing, it’s a little weak. Why go to all that trouble for such an anticlimactic finish?

6. Flash Gordon

   12 August, 2006, 6:40 pm

   You lost me at step 4; I’ll consider it again on MOnday. Right now I need
   two aspirins and a pint of old Panther Piss. :wtf: :wtf: ❗ 😈 👿 😕

7. lil bunny

   12 August, 2006, 7:38 pm

   thats confuzeling dave but it would be a fun chalenge to accompish i think all talk my man into it

8. Davezilla

   12 August, 2006, 8:26 pm

   [Comment ID #73151 will be quoted here]

   And yet you offer no suggestions? For shame… 🙄

9. Drusky

   12 August, 2006, 8:45 pm

   Tried this at a McDonald’s… For some reason, it didn’t work… 🙄

10. Drusky

    12 August, 2006, 8:52 pm

    Re: The link…
    Paris Hilton bitten by pet – ouch
    Paris Hilton goes to hospital for checkup and shots – ok
    After biting Paris Hilton, Pet goes to Vet for checkup – ???
    Questions…
    A) Did the pet get shots as a precaution after biting Paris Hilton?
    B) Is there a shot that immunizes you against Paris Hilton? (and where can I get it?) 😈

11. Spud

    12 August, 2006, 11:18 pm

    Nice setup Dave, up to point 6, then it kinda goes wayward.

    If I may offer this continuation and perhaps somebody else can tie up the loose ends.

    7. When food arrives at the table, couple 3 are now seated at the table (this should rattle the waitress, or if goodluck is with you, she will blindly continue)

    8. C3 who were C1 after being changed for C2 now complain that the food ordered by C2 is incorrect and could the waitress please go and check the order.

    9. C3 now change with C1 and are happily sipping on their drinks when the waitress comes back.

    10. C1 now complain that the order is incorrect and ask if the waitress actually remembers serving them at this table and has she got them confused with another couple? (thus sowing the seeds of doubt)

    11. At this point C2 should walk past the table where C1 and the waitress are, being sure to attract her attention in some way, and move her away from the table area. (very important)

    12. Whilst the waitres engages C3 in conversation, C1 now changes with C2.

    how this finishes, I’m not sure, but good fun should ensue.

    😀

12. Nunu

    13 August, 2006, 1:09 am

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    Drusky… I just fell in love with you :kiss:

13. mary

    13 August, 2006, 1:12 am

    😐 😐 :java: the restaurant joke was ok,Spud has a great ending. As a former waitress it’s a cute joke. As for P.H. is her pet ok? She not only needs an injection but how about a brain transplant and tights?

14. Meagan

    13 August, 2006, 5:37 am

    Certainly sounds like a fun prank, but unfortunately, I don’t know anyone who looks enough like me to try it.

15. plopsie

    13 August, 2006, 7:47 am

    Wow this sounds like real fun!

    Make sure the drinks you send back are really expensive! I’ll bet she has to pay for getting the order wrong — that would be hilarious! Those people get a discount as one of the many percs of their minimum wage job. Better than insurance!

    Do you get extra points if the woman serving you cries? Triple Bonus if she gets fired! hahaha!

    That waitress is going to chuckle all the way home on the bus at 2 a.m.

    Especially when she remembers how everyone from the busboy to the manager took turns spitting in your food, stirring your cocktails with a urinal puck and running off extra copies of your mastercard while you and your witty friends were off sniggering in the bathroom at your infinite genius.

    Now that’s a prankin’ fun evening!

16. Kevin

    13 August, 2006, 9:26 am

    Hey Dave,
    Frequent visitor, never have left a note but have laughed my ass off too many times to count. I gotta say this restaurant thing is the lamest post ever, bro. Kudos for the idea, but didja have just a little too much time on your hands when you thought it up?? I did restaurants for years and it just would not work.
    Oh well, keep up the good work. You are a permanent part of my Yahoo home page and I rely on you for daily laughs. Thanks, man.

17. Davezilla

    13 August, 2006, 10:17 am

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    It’s the lamest post ever, but kudos on the idea? 😐

18. dougieace

    13 August, 2006, 1:48 pm

    i make it a point never to screw with those touching my food or beverage,because i know what id do.and crack sweat on the rim of your margarita will taste extra salty.

19. chainstay

    13 August, 2006, 2:07 pm

    But who gets to eat?

20. cronewynd

    13 August, 2006, 2:35 pm

    I guess what struck me the most about Paris Hilton’s bite story is… it’s 3am, she gets bit, so she calls her publicist.

    Her publicist. geeeez. It is a sad life that has to revolve around “what will people think?”

21. Spud

    13 August, 2006, 5:39 pm

    or perhaps, hired help are the only people willing to listen/put up with her drivel on a daily/nightly basis.

    :geek:

22. piney

    13 August, 2006, 11:25 pm

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    stupid,dont u know karma would bite u n the ass?that shit dont happen.all ud do is piss the waitress off and cause her to have a shitty nite.that aint no minimum wage job,but u probably wouldnt know that cause u aint done it. :geek:

23. Sean Peters

    14 August, 2006, 10:30 am

    I’m with Plopsie. I’ve never been a waiter, but I’ve been a busboy. It sucks. Can’t we pick on someone whose life isn’t already almost too hard to bear? What’s next, funny ways to pick on disabled kids?

    Dave, I’m a big fan. But this particular joke is a little too creepy to be funny.

    Sean

24. Davezilla

    14 August, 2006, 10:33 am

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    I was a busboy for a year, a waiter for three and a bartender for two. I can make fun of them all I want. No occupation is safe. All jobs suck and need some excitement.
    😈

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