Don’t make Mini Michael Bolton angry…

1. Zeke

   13 July, 2006, 1:42 am

   gorrilamask.net has got some weird sponsors. as for the pic, the hulk seems to need to take a crap.

2. Meagan

   13 July, 2006, 2:21 am

   I hear Mini Bolton as the Hulk doesn’t use physical strength to hurt you; his saxophone solo will make you want to kill yourself.

   I love that clip from Robot Chicken. “What do you mean, they blew up the death star?!”

3. Master Solace

   13 July, 2006, 3:00 am

   Why is it that all of a sudden I’m thinking about Rodney Dangerfield……….I know……I saw an old HBO special with him in it…….and THIS mini Michael Bolton bears a striking likeness to comedian Sam Kinison……….

   1-part Michael Bolton, 1-part Sam Kinison, 1-part Verne Troyer….add HULK hands and a look advertising for Fiber-con…….and you offically have the one thing in this world that is worse that President Boy George…………

   I declare this apparition…..The DemonSpawn of the Culturely Challenged World………..

   I think I’m done for now…………. 😈 😈 😈

4. Drusky

   13 July, 2006, 3:35 am

   Tiny Tim finally discovered that too much fiber and too little liquid was a recipe for disaster…

5. Spud

   13 July, 2006, 4:54 am

   What was the ratio of torso to legs again??

   :wtf:

6. Tara

   13 July, 2006, 7:05 am

   For some reason, he reminds me more of Carrot Top than Bolton.

7. bhamm

   13 July, 2006, 7:40 am

   – “Boy, it’s a good thing those steroids didn’t affect me in any way what-so-ever.”

   – “Grrrr… cut Bolton’s hair… CUT BOLTON’S HAIR!”

   – Halloween picture? No, why do you ask?

8. Rob

   13 July, 2006, 8:15 am

   And you thought Gollum was fucked up by the one ring … take a look at what it did to Frodo! :wtf:

9. Patrick

   13 July, 2006, 8:25 am

   Once again, a mullet. MULLETS MUST BE ELIMINATED NOW! And the idiots who wear them! They are sooooo twenty years ago. Tim Conway deserves at least partial credit (or blame). He did Dorf on Golf before this freak was born.
   Thanks for the GorrilaMask link. I can always use another link to hilarious time wasters.

10. Nikki

    13 July, 2006, 8:36 am

    Poor Darth. “Wait a sec, you’ve been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.”

11. junkman

    13 July, 2006, 10:29 am

    “i dare you to knock this lamp off my shoulder!”

    emperor mel blanc/kasey kassem?

    fool’s paradise
    n : an illusory state of wellbeing=mullet

12. evilmister

    13 July, 2006, 10:57 am

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i’m going to hell. 👿

13. DaPopster

    13 July, 2006, 11:57 am

    Michael Bolton ………………… :puke: :puke: :puke:

14. mikeme

    13 July, 2006, 12:31 pm

    Some people do ugly on purpose. Others are a natural!! 😈

15. Lung the Younger

    13 July, 2006, 12:35 pm

    Ah those were the days when you could recognize a feminist on sight.
    (Oooh, I’m in trouble now)

16. Infernos

    13 July, 2006, 3:03 pm

    Is he the love child of Michael Bolton and Tiny Tim ?

17. Mandy

    13 July, 2006, 3:17 pm

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    LOL! Just :puke: my :java:

18. MrDoug

    13 July, 2006, 8:06 pm

    Looks like he is trying to beat off and is frustrated on how to do so with hulk hands

19. Flash Gordon

    13 July, 2006, 9:50 pm

    It’s–ta da–Little Elvis. :dead: :wtf: 🙄 :wang: 😕

20. Master Solace

    14 July, 2006, 2:12 am

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    Now that is a weird thought……….I can see it in the picture now………Hlk wasn’t pissed, he just couldn’t figure out how to jerk-off with his hands……… 😈

21. Meagan

    14 July, 2006, 2:34 am

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    Yeah, thanks for the image.
    :puke: :puke: :puke:

22. Master Solace

    14 July, 2006, 3:46 am

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    I would say no problem…..but that image was bad in my head too…..as you can see with the typo on the name Hulk…………but it was already to that point and I finished it………….but then again, the image of Hulk jerking off wouldn’t be as bad as the subjuect of this pic….. :puke:

23. Irish

    15 July, 2006, 3:54 am

    “Please kill me.”

24. ada

    17 July, 2006, 12:03 pm

    Looks like hurley off Lost…don’t make him angry,he might eat the rest of the rations! :boob: :boob: :puke:

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