Destroy the ark!

1. rust

   03 June, 2005, 12:12 am

   That was the part right after Sam Walton opens his first WalMart store… or were you sleeping in Sunday School?

2. Dante

   03 June, 2005, 12:59 am

   Oh it’s there in Genesis! Somewhere in the back, right next to where it states that Gambling is Ok.

3. Spud

   03 June, 2005, 2:13 am

   “The flood waters drowned and killed the dinosaurs”

   Got ’em twice that tricksy god he did…

   he’s discovered the TRUTH!!
   I must convert immediately!!

   I also like the rain factor, you can’t have scary beasties and angels going on a rampage without rain.

   😀

4. Anna

   03 June, 2005, 3:17 am

   Why would that bad man hurt the cute hedgehogs in Noah’s little boat? 🙁

5. Lung the Younger

   03 June, 2005, 3:30 am

   …the sequel should then be about Charles Darwin stealing a submarine and then travelling back in time to torpedo the Ark, only to be thwarted by the Angel of the Lord using celestial depth charges.

6. Esther

   03 June, 2005, 10:53 am

   Didn’t all this happen in the book of Moosepants?

7. wookiee

   03 June, 2005, 11:27 am

   Well shoot, if I was a dinosaur, and I got left off the Ark, I’d be calling bullshit too.

8. dagny

   03 June, 2005, 2:18 pm

   There’s some actually-literary author whose name I forget who wrote about Cain and Abel and his story has Satan training Cain in the ways of evil before he murders Abel, and during this time, Cain goes to hell. And so the question arises, what’s in hell, since no one’s died yet? The answer: dinosaurs.

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