Cougar habitat

1. t1nyturtle

   12 October, 2007, 12:33 am

   This is one situation where those scientists tracking big cats with an attached camera are going to get a real surprise…

2. Chris S

   12 October, 2007, 12:44 am

   Koogar kittons luv ta partay!

   Gee I wunder wai dat fat kat iz grumpah?!

3. Penguin Pete

   12 October, 2007, 1:57 am

   In California, a condominium would be in place of this sign.

4. StevieC

   12 October, 2007, 5:56 am

   Virgin trains, fat cats, and cougars. Oh my!

5. TimM

   12 October, 2007, 6:30 am

   Final step in “If You Encounter a Cougar”: Change underwear.

6. Trav

   12 October, 2007, 7:03 am

   When I saw Cougar Habitat headline I thought it was ad for the bar by my house where all the mature ladies hang out, ohhh yeaaah

7. Bjorn Freeh

   12 October, 2007, 7:44 am

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   So… “If successful, use condominium”?

8. jules-o-DeNile

   12 October, 2007, 9:41 am

   stop drop and roll…on you back Cause Couger-mama loves to be on top :wang: :wang: :dead:

9. Meagan

   12 October, 2007, 1:50 pm

   Warning: Zillagirls are a natural part of this internet region. They are extremely beautiful, but can be dangerous, armed with whips, paddles and chains. If you should encounter one, just lay down and take it like a man. 😈

10. Astryd

    12 October, 2007, 2:15 pm

    Are we cougars in training?

11. StevieC

    12 October, 2007, 2:51 pm

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    Naw. You’re still in the MILF category. 😈 :wang:

12. Flash Gordon

    12 October, 2007, 5:51 pm

    We have poomer cats in Georgia. Are cougars
    anything like them? They are a cross between a
    mountain lion and a Bengal tiger, and are mean as
    hell. 🙄 😕 👿 😈 :wtf:

13. Penguin Pete

    12 October, 2007, 11:06 pm

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    Naw, the cougars use the condominium… as a hangout to snag lunch. Think suburban sprawl and the inevitable confrontation with wildlife when they build right where the cougars live. Pets becoming a cougar’s snack is a common problem there.

14. Spud

    13 October, 2007, 12:55 am

    Cougars are to be shot on site.

15. Brad K.

    13 October, 2007, 3:15 am

    “Janet!” squealed Melanie, “That sign is *horrible*! Won’t you get in trouble for posting that on your lane? I mean, the school bus goes by, and you used the F*bomb!”

    Janet just grinned. The sign was a cross between some morbid humor, and anger at the arrogant snot that had tried to date her last week. She hoped the tourist dude would *try* getting close to a cougar! Kansas needed tourist dollars, but Janet certainly wouldn’t miss that crude butthead.

    And besides, it amused Janet to smirk at the sign every time she took her live-in, Melanie, to a movie or out for dinner. And the delight and dismay in Melanie’s voice was so very darling!

16. Mandy

    13 October, 2007, 10:52 am

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    nooooooooo!!!!!!

17. AnnieB

    13 October, 2007, 11:25 am

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    Zilla Girls don’t age, they simply get even more sublime. :wang: And modest.

18. Meagan

    15 October, 2007, 2:40 pm

    I’m too young to be a cougar. It would just be gross for me to go out with a guy still in high school… and illegal. :wtf:

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