Business hasn’t been too good for the peg legged, hermafrodidic hooker Jack Swallows. Even the pimp has to down a 40 before he puts his hand on that ass.
Awwwww Drusky, You beat me to it. She’s giving him a : good right hook, hooked penetration. Getting the hook up. Getting her hook on. 🙄 Okay, stick a hook in me, I’m done. 😆
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Pauls ex now that the alimony ran out
:wtf:
Thug life meets pirate life.
Helen the happy, hoppy hooker! 😆
Buccaneer babe seeks homeboy for fun, parties, and to lean on.
Happy Hippy Hoppers
Business hasn’t been too good for the peg legged, hermafrodidic hooker Jack Swallows. Even the pimp has to down a 40 before he puts his hand on that ass.
“Get your hand off me arse or I’ll stick this peg leg where the sun don’t shine!” :wtf:
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By the look on his face, I think she’s already stuck her peg leg where the sun doesn’t shine.
Pirate gal: I have standards. You want to stedge :wang: me, you have got to be as thick as my peg leg.
Homeboy: Damn! :limp:
He looks like a constipated pimp. :wtf:
Be careful when Momma says ” She’s a nice girl …you should meet her.”
I’ll bet her name is ‘ILEAN’ or ‘PEGGY…’ 😈 🙄
or…
In a sign of the times, this shows that $40 just doesn’t get you as much hooker as it used too…
Velvet Jones meets Cap’t. Jackie Sparrow. Shiver me timbers!
They’re waiting for AnnieB and Mandy to show up. 😀 :kiss: 😛 😳 :wang:
wooden leg, wooden pussy = splinters in your dick
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More likely, she’s grabbing his ass with her hook… :dead:
I’m oddly aroused.
Key word ‘oddly’.
Pirate girls are a pushover.
Please let that pic be photoshopped…
Shiver me timbers
Q: Which one has a “woody”
Mad dog pimpin’ and Shemale Pirate Gimpin’!! :wtf:
Awwwww Drusky, You beat me to it. She’s giving him a : good right hook, hooked penetration. Getting the hook up. Getting her hook on. 🙄 Okay, stick a hook in me, I’m done. 😆
Well, she does have a leg up on the competition…
“Yarrr, ive got a nother peg for ye” :wang: