Captiontime #220

1. Meagan

   08 February, 2008, 11:36 pm

   Looks like Brad finally got that threesome he’s always wanted. :wtf:

2. Mjaz

   08 February, 2008, 11:40 pm

   Lookie thar! It’s Brittany Spear’s kinfolk back yonder! Auntie Vonda Sue manages to get the trademark crotchshot even while heaving. That’s dedication!

3. Natalie

   08 February, 2008, 11:58 pm

   Oh, look, performance art.

4. Bjorn Freeh

   09 February, 2008, 12:23 am

   Armand models the latest in MapQuest discowear, making women everywhere swoon.

5. Pablo

   09 February, 2008, 1:43 am

   Armondo learns how to party old school.

6. Vicus Scurra

   09 February, 2008, 1:45 am

   Nigel thought that he looked especially cool in his new outfit. His date obviously disagreed.

7. Spud

   09 February, 2008, 2:08 am

   Vonda and Wanda contemplate the merits of that fifth of bourbon they had before having their way with Mr Fantastic.

8. StevieC

   09 February, 2008, 6:26 am

   Algernon’s definition of partying prior to getting his dark masculine mane coifed at City Barbers.

9. AnnieB

   09 February, 2008, 8:19 am

   Vonda had no idea 2girls1cup was not a popular drinking game …

10. misterarthur

    09 February, 2008, 8:36 am

    Grandma just found out Bobby Joe got a butt plug for his birthday

11. Jay Laverdure

    09 February, 2008, 9:21 am

    Somewhere in the back hills of North Dakota, there lies a100-foot
    long, one-story house composed of cinder-blocks and a roof.
    The paint inside is a faded nausea-green, the furniture appropriate to the 1930’s Norwegian-bachelor-farmer style.

    Secluded from the nearest neighbors by 2 miles of bad road,
    it could be a scene from a slasher film waiting to happen.
    I should know: I’ve been there.

    And these guys were inside…

12. J

    09 February, 2008, 11:58 am

    Thats just sick

13. Chris S.

    09 February, 2008, 12:53 pm

    Myrtle’s nephew Clifford shows his disgust as the annual Zillaland VFW kegger once again spins out of control.

14. Pablo

    09 February, 2008, 12:58 pm

    Gary notices the mixed reaction after explaining ass to mouth. 1 for, 1 against.

15. Steve W

    09 February, 2008, 1:22 pm

    Damnit this is the last time I use Myspace to find 2 ladies looking for a good time!

16. Nicolette

    09 February, 2008, 1:41 pm

    Rico Suave’ is gonna ride the tricycle tonight baby!!!!! :wang: :boobs: :boobs: :puke:

17. Lake Effect

    09 February, 2008, 3:09 pm

    Gramma?? Mom?? Dad?? It wasn’t a dream. It was a place, and you and you and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you? This is a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn’t very nice. But most of it was beautiful. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, ‘I want to go home.’ And they sent me home. Doesn’t anybody believe me? Oh, but anyway, Doodoo, we’re home! Home! And this is my room – and you’re all here, and Gramma’s vomitting! And I’m not gonna leave here ever, ever again, (even though wtf is that sticky spot on the rug over there?) because I love you all! – Oh! There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home!

18. Flash Gordon

    09 February, 2008, 6:15 pm

    A snapshot from the last party AnnieB threw. Cousin Wormy was aghast at his
    two aunts’ lack of control; especially when Aunt Myrtle hawked up a loogie and
    missed the spittoon. 😳 😛 :wang: :wtf: :puke:

19. Marcus

    09 February, 2008, 8:01 pm

    Granny has hurled :puke: because she saw her grandsons shirt.

20. Drusky

    09 February, 2008, 8:50 pm

    Justin, the lead singer for Assinface, suddenly realized that granny panties and a room key to a place called ‘Happy Memories Arms’ just didn’t fit his image of groupies…

    or

    That very night, Flash made a silent vow to uptick his game and stop picking up babes at the local retirement home. It didn’t help that Annie had ‘Triple Dog Dared’ him to go for two… 😛

21. Drusky

    09 February, 2008, 8:53 pm

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    If he’s lucky, they may spit out their false teeth and give him a ‘gummer’… :limp: :puke: :dead:

22. AnnieB

    09 February, 2008, 9:35 pm

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    Well, I thought he might as well make good use of that Cialis he took since he said it lasts all weekend. 😛 :kiss:

23. Flash Gordon

    09 February, 2008, 10:42 pm

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    Unfortunately for Flash, all three were picked up and returned to the Tennessee Home
    for the Terminally Silly before he could have his way with the two old biddies.
    When is your next party, AnnieB? :wang: :wang: :thong: ❗ :kiss:

24. Meagan

    09 February, 2008, 11:10 pm

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    And teeth would be better? Ouch. :wtf: :limp:

25. Amy

    10 February, 2008, 1:50 pm

    The infamous disco kidnapper has been caught at his game. After an anonymous call from the Clinton Aire senior home, detectives following the case remembered back to a clue that helped them here. Upon rushing the door of the Hotel room he held his victims captive, Skinny screamed with beer in hand, “Save me from these sexually crazy old ladies. Please!”.
    This time his routine kidnapping turned on him. When we told him we would not save him until he confessed to additional cases and who his suspects were who delivered the kidnapping, he turned to the women, vomitted and spilled his guts. Unfortunatly the women were trying to attack one of our officers in appreciatin so we had to taze them for the ride back to the senior home.

26. Amy

    10 February, 2008, 1:52 pm

    The infamous disco kidnapper has been caught at his game. After an anonymous call from the Clinton Aire senior home, detectives following the case remembered back to a clue that helped them here. Upon rushing the door of the Hotel room he held his victims captive, Skinny screamed with beer in hand, “Save me from these sexually crazy old ladies. Please!”.
    This time his routine kidnapping turned on him. When we told him we would not save him until he confessed to additional cases and who his suspects were who delivered the kidnapping, he turned to the women, vomitted and spilled his guts. Unfortunatly, the women were trying to attack one of our officers in appreciatin so we had to taze them for the ride back to the senior home.

27. jack

    10 February, 2008, 9:12 pm

    Mom and Grandma react after Brucie tells them what and he and Steve did at the gay retreat last weekend.

28. Lake Effect

    10 February, 2008, 9:33 pm

    “Me & my babes here are feelin’ ill cause we really miss the Davezilla Poll.”

    :puke:

29. Drusky

    11 February, 2008, 12:31 pm

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    To gum or not to gum. That is the $50 question… 😆

30. Maven

    13 February, 2008, 4:31 pm

    I wonder if the biddy in the yellow pantsuit spits or swallows; it’s obvious what her friend does.

31. Dragonhose

    14 February, 2008, 12:28 pm

    Hey Jethro, it’s me Billy Bob. This heres a picture of a couple of them wicked city girls Uncle Jed warned us about. Whee doggies, did we have us a good time! We was up past 10:00! Check out them fancy stockings! I think if’n I plays my cards right I could get lucky!

32. Meshie

    24 February, 2008, 9:17 pm

    No dinner for me! :wtf:

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