Caption Time #67

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28 responses to “Caption Time #67”

1. 

   01 September, 2005

   larfus

   Freeze Frame… for some reason that song came to mind.
2. 

   01 September, 2005

   Vicus Scurra

   Darren began to regret allowing Wayne to practise his West African manipulation techniques on his haemorrhoids.
3. 

   01 September, 2005

   kismet

   “Dude! Is that Elephantiasis!?”
4. 

   01 September, 2005

   Matt, theDigested

   Right: “No, man! This is FAR worse than blue balls!”
   Left: “Oh god, it’s gonna explode!”
5. 

   01 September, 2005

   Spud

   Looks like a game of
   DODGE BALL!

   fuck… I’m “it” again (mumble fuck mumble)

   :boobs:
6. 

   01 September, 2005

   Lung the Younger

   …and then whey told me that if I joined that particular fraternity I’d end up with my liver fucked….I didn’t realize that they meant it literally.
7. 

   01 September, 2005

   Esther

   Why, oh why, did I look at that gospel mime link?:sad:
8. 

   01 September, 2005

   Nikki

   Tee hee
9. 

   01 September, 2005

   Jay

   I see the head! Push! You’re doing great. Breathe, breathe…
10. 

    01 September, 2005

    Lung the Younger

    Do those Gospel Mime guys realize how much their makeup makes them look like Michael Jackson clones?
11. 

    01 September, 2005

    Anna

    Trying to impress girls by sticking a sock down your jeans wasn’t good enough anymore?
12. 

    01 September, 2005

    Chris

    Don’t judge me. I was young and needed the money.
13. 

    01 September, 2005

    Merth

    Wohoo, my picture got used! I have now contributed more to Davezilla than pink trunks.

    :java:
14. 

    01 September, 2005

    some girl

    Seriously, mimes? I mean, aren’t mimes, like, you know, silent? So, like, you know, how are they, like, delivering the gospel?

    Who decides that the hook they are going to use to distinguish themselves is going to be the lost art of miming? Was this a group choice or is this something that VH1 is going to describe as: “a disastrous decision made by their power hungry management team of Marcel Marceau Inc.”
15. 

    01 September, 2005

    rust

    The newest trend on college campuses this fall is the game of touch testicle, based on the pig-skin pastime. Players have been known to emit girly-screams during these gruelling sessions when their scrotum inflates near bursting, threatening to leave them forever incapable of pawning the family jewels.
16. 

    01 September, 2005

    r

    I’ll put it back! I’ll put it back!
17. 

    01 September, 2005

    Used Hack

    You put your right arm in
    You put your right arm out
    You put your right arm in and you shake it all about …
18. 

    01 September, 2005

    Kami

    That link. :boobs: heads.

    “Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.” Someone watched too much wrestling when they were little. Oh, the one on the left looks like Michael Jackson with short hair.:razz:

    Picture: “Let me just rub it here for good luck.”
19. 

    01 September, 2005

    Natalie

    Re: gospel mimes – the Silent Hand Gestures of God sounds somewhat less impressive than the Word of God.
20. 

    01 September, 2005

    Spud

    Who said all mimes should be shot again? and again and again…
21. 

    01 September, 2005

    Dante

    If the characters from “A Separate Peace” were fat.
22. 

    01 September, 2005

    tinamarie

    Fred’s safety airbag inflated just in time to save him from Tim’s aggresive attempt to grab his package. Afterward, Fred commented
    “Genital airbags are bulkier than traditional athletic cups, but they outperform them 100%”
23. 

    01 September, 2005

    pappy

    I HATE MIMES!!! I HATE THEM!!!

    *runs off to kill the mimes*

    Oh and about the picture..

    Guy on the right: DAMN IT STEVE!! I TOLD YOU TO HIT PEOPLE WITH THE BALL NOT HIT MY BALLS!!

    I also like the comment about A Separate Peace because that was my summer reading book and I just took a test on it today. 😎
24. 

    01 September, 2005

    Dante

    I had it as a Summer Reading book as well. What school do you go to, pappy?
25. 

    01 September, 2005

    pappy

    Some place in Ohio that I’m sure no one has ever heard of before. 😛
26. 

    03 September, 2005

    Amy

    My mom told me this would happen when I went to college:wang:
27. 

    03 September, 2005

    jay

    “The only way to get rid of red balls is”..
    If I could only find out how to get rid of the Blue ones!!:limp::???:
28. 

    03 September, 2005

    Keith Burgin

    “You’re right, Earl. This never would have come out on its own.”