Caption Time #45

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41 responses to “Caption Time #45”

1. 

   23 March, 2005

   Bowler

   The birds may have stolen my pants, but I have their HOUSE.

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   23 March, 2005

   wantwit

   If he didn’t remove the eggs from that birdhouse nest first I swear I’ll call PETA.

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   23 March, 2005

   Lace Valentine

   The last years of Harry Nilsson…

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   23 March, 2005

   Lung the Younger

   Well, if y’all think I wuz gonna pay for an inflatable doll tu be delivud all the way out here, y’all can think agin. So, I dun built one for m’self.

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   23 March, 2005

   Vicus Scurra

   When Penelope told Wilfred that she wanted a make over for the garden, he thought he knew what a gazebo was. He now knew, just from her expression, that he had got it wrong again.

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   23 March, 2005

   Anna

   Nobody has mentioned the delectable legs … 🙁 … they are worth mentioning (herewith).

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   23 March, 2005

   Somebaudy

   When the postman showed up in the garden to deliver a package, something was slightly odd in the pattern of his shirt…

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8. 

   23 March, 2005

   Spud

   That could almost pass for a photo of ….. ummm…… nevermind.

   😕

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9. 

   23 March, 2005

   George

   “…and ‘ere’s our Geordie, standing right proud an all on is birthdee…”

   “Go on Geordie …. smile!….”

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10. 

    23 March, 2005

    Andy M

    Rolf was finally forced to prove to his friends that he had actually lost his virginity at the age of 35 by ‘sticking his :wang: in a birds box”

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11. 

    23 March, 2005

    Moxie

    The man is a genius for his new invention.
    Portable Glory Holes.

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12. 

    23 March, 2005

    Fran

    I thought the legs looked pretty good too, Anna.

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13. 

    23 March, 2005

    Cheap Date

    What’s the big deal, he needed a house to place his wood pecker.:grin:

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14. 

    23 March, 2005

    Mandy

    You said “wood” :wang:

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15. 

    23 March, 2005

    frisko

    He was so hard up for a job, that Bubba took a position at the Johnsons farm as a scarecrow. What you are seeing is his combination ID photo, and employee of the month photo. Well done, Bubba!

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16. 

    23 March, 2005

    mikeB

    “Allows me tah intruhdoooce the BubbaCo Backyard Vaccuum. So strong, it strips the leaves offen mah trees. Heck, it done eat mah pants clean offen me!”

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17. 

    23 March, 2005

    Davezilla

    LOL @ mikeB

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18. 

    23 March, 2005

    Julie

    if he read the Cat Translation Dictionary, he’d know that the cats stole his pants and ate the birds! 😀

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19. 

    23 March, 2005

    rust

    BIRDHOUSE + DARK-UNDERWEAR + BUSH-JACKET + UNKEMPT-HAIR – JEANS = Canadian.

    Any questions?

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20. 

    23 March, 2005

    mf

    looks like daniel baldwin…

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21. 

    23 March, 2005

    Cheap Date

    LOOK, I see TWO BLUE BALLS!!!!!! 😆

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22. 

    23 March, 2005

    Kirk

    I first saw this picture when 3 people had left comments. I couldn’t think of anything cute to say and look 21 cute comments later and I still can’t think of anything.:sad:

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23. 

    23 March, 2005

    Lace Valentine

    Moxie–that was extremely funny, and so wrong.

    By the way, I saw on your site you stated you had acid reflux problems. I posted in your comments section about how Blue Green algae can help you with this and you probably won’t need prescribed meds like Prilosec.

    I had severe problems with acid reflux for a number of years until I discovered by luck how the algae fixed everything, to the point I can even indulge in coffee and onions without acidic side effects. Hope this helps…

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24. 

    23 March, 2005

    TinaMarie

    Moxie, you rock! LOL

    Cletus was very proud of his new invention. Not only could he satisfy his urges,:wang: but the sheep no longer ran when they saw him coming(so to speak…):wtf:

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25. 

    23 March, 2005

    Matt

    :wtf::oops::-(:neutral::dead:

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26. 

    23 March, 2005

    George

    Pounds to pennies he’s a Pommie Rust.

    Then again I’ve been known to be wrong.

    😕

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27. 

    23 March, 2005

    Eric

    “Hey, who turned my caber pole into a birdhouse, and what wiseguy stole my kilt?!”

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28. 

    23 March, 2005

    Nikki

    I never really thought about matching underwear with socks before. Is that a new trend?

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29. 

    23 March, 2005

    Spud

    It’s a bloke thing Nikki

    :boxers:

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30. 

    23 March, 2005

    enfanta

    Don’t most farmers use sheep?

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31. 

    23 March, 2005

    Steppenwolf

    Bubba heads for the ER after his unfortunate experiment knowing next time he needs to find an unoccupied birdhouse.

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32. 

    23 March, 2005

    ScottL

    I certainly am happy that I won’t be getting the “bird’s eye view” should he get excited.:wtf:

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33. 

    23 March, 2005

    Davezilla

    Lends a new meaning to, “The early bird gets the worm.”

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34. 

    24 March, 2005

    wantwit

    we are all going to hell.

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35. 

    24 March, 2005

    Nikki

    I’ll be at the bar.

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36. 

    24 March, 2005

    Merth

    Once again the girls of Davezilla get to look at a half naked man. We male readers are left out in the cold without a decent :boobs::boobs: photo. The world is filled with injustice.

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37. 

    24 March, 2005

    Davezilla

    Well Merth, if the “girls of Davezilla” wish to send in more photos, I will gladly post them.

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38. 

    24 March, 2005

    Bruno

    “Sweet. A big box of shaving gel!”

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39. 

    24 March, 2005

    mikeB

    Trying to find a reason not to like this picture, but it’s damn funny.

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40. 

    25 March, 2005

    Wildcat

    Wood in the hand; pecker in the bush?

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41. 

    21 April, 2005

    Katie

    My God… I think that’s my ex-husband! The restraining order IS working!

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