Caption Time #32

1. TheFaramir

   22 December, 2004, 12:01 am

   The two remaining members of Devo make a comeback in 2004!

2. mikeB

   22 December, 2004, 12:03 am

   I misread “These are elves” as relating to the two walruses getting their hair done. :dead:

3. [==WaRRi0R Z==]

   22 December, 2004, 12:20 am

   OK alien contact in 3, 2, 1 and you’re live!! :geek:

4. Chad Brandos

   22 December, 2004, 12:41 am

   The latest weight loss craze.

5. rhoward

   22 December, 2004, 1:44 am

   This virtual reality thing is pretty realistic :wang: :boobs:

6. Anonymous

   22 December, 2004, 2:15 am

   dude, when mom said, back in 1969, “you two, stay on the chairs with a black collinder on your head” she wasn’t kidding

7. Esther

   22 December, 2004, 2:23 am

   I wonder what music is playing from the Hello Kitty tape player underneath Tie Dye Walrus #2’s chair.:wtf:

8. Anna

   22 December, 2004, 3:20 am

   Ed: “Harry, how long we’ve got ta sit here being spoonfed jello?”
   Harry: “Well Ed, until we fit into these here helmets”

9. Mandy

   22 December, 2004, 6:59 am

   “I got a mullet. What did you get, Bob?”
   “I did too, dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “Dood!”
   “I know.”

10. Spud

    22 December, 2004, 7:48 am

    Your ride to oblivion starts ….

    ****NOW****

    :wtf:

11. Davezilla

    22 December, 2004, 7:52 am

    Good catch, Esther! I totally missed the hot pink boombox. :wtf:

12. Dan Martin

    22 December, 2004, 7:55 am

    I was afraid the rumors were true!!! Ron Jeremy has indeed built a cloning machine, and will soon take over the planet with his army of tie-dye, pants dropping soldiers.

13. Chris

    22 December, 2004, 8:29 am

    Pull the Earth over and let me off

14. Merth

    22 December, 2004, 9:04 am

    Well, the girls of Davezilla have no reason to complain. Dave just served up 2 pieces of metrosexual beefcake for your viewing pleasure.

    Oh man, they are so buff, they can barely fit through doorways. 😛

15. frisko

    22 December, 2004, 9:08 am

    Earl to Bubba, “Do you hear em alien ships humming yet”?
    Bubba replies “No Earl,thats my powerful hunger you’re-a hearing. Are you sure that this is a gonna let us hear them aliens”?

16. mikeB

    22 December, 2004, 9:22 am

    “They wuz taked us to an alien ship that looked jest like mah sister’s hair salon, and then them alienz put us in a mind control deeevice that looked like a hair dryer and they sucked out all of our thoughts. I ain’t never gonna git into Harvard now.”

17. Obi Wan Canolli

    22 December, 2004, 9:24 am

    These are not the droids you are looking for.

18. Patrick

    22 December, 2004, 9:25 am

    Queer Eye for the Hippie Fat Guy
    :kiss:

19. rust

    22 December, 2004, 9:56 am

    THERE IT IS! That’s the powersource for the aliens’ stardrive! I swear (see previous post)
    I wonder how many parsecs per hour these guys give…

20. Elves | Blogmarks | Math Jazz

    22 December, 2004, 11:12 am

    Elves | Blogmarks | Math Jazz
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21. Hobbit

    22 December, 2004, 12:31 pm

    And they thought those “Ailen brainwashing station” signs were just a joke…

22. ariel

    22 December, 2004, 1:55 pm

    i feel bad for those elves.. . .
    plus, what are they pouring into that machine. . it looks like YELLOW SNOW!:wtf:

23. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    22 December, 2004, 3:05 pm

    You know, when I get baked I like to eat Ben & Jerry’s, too, but damn …

24. Spud

    22 December, 2004, 3:42 pm

    They may be Ben & Jerry…

25. Poofles

    22 December, 2004, 6:39 pm

    “This is the worst Halloween costume we ever came up with.”

26. mark

    22 December, 2004, 11:44 pm

    “Just a couple of minutes more and the mind transfer shall be complete! I will have a completely new body, one totally different from my own! mwahahahahahaha!”

27. rust

    23 December, 2004, 12:08 am

    Oh man, I just looked at those two in the helmets… thinking “oh, just like in the movie Brainstorm where the guy whacks off to someone’s pr0n tape about seven trillion times…” and I dunno, it just seems too bizarre to be real.
    Admit it, it’s been photoshopped. those people do not exist. those shirts … Elizabeth Cabot Winslow was right.

28. girl

    23 December, 2004, 10:14 pm

    beam me up, Scottie! Bubba!

29. Chad Brandos

    23 December, 2004, 10:23 pm

    Redneck performance art.

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