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if any of the other horses back at the stable recognize me i’ll never live this down
The line @ Starbucks? Lovely lamp Lizz scored at the Christmas party…
Yeah, yeah, we heard it all before. You felt sorry for him so you decided to go to “The Fish Under the Sea Dance”…
a slow tuesday in royal oak
The Ukrainian movie industry shouldn’t have filmed their own version of Seabiscuit so close to the reactor.
Eddie Murphy’s career had sunk to a new low when he couldn’t even get the part of The Donkey anymore.
Like spongebobs shoes and socks? Pervert walking his baby horsey
Is that Pokey and SpongeBob’s illegitimate child Wedgie?
Yes, it’s me. I ain’t proud. I was young and needed the money. Which one? You figure it out.
think i dated that ass. she left a snail trail. 🙄
Further proof of stagnation in the gene pool ……… ( Puke Icon )
I think that ass you dated was probably my x.
Getting ready for the Pineapple Derby
just look for a squirrel in a bubble….sandy’s got to be here somewhere !!
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if any of the other horses back at the stable recognize me i’ll never live this down
The line @ Starbucks?
Lovely lamp Lizz scored at the Christmas party…
Yeah, yeah, we heard it all before. You felt sorry for him so you decided to go to “The Fish Under the Sea Dance”…
a slow tuesday in royal oak
The Ukrainian movie industry shouldn’t have filmed their own version of
Seabiscuit so close to the reactor.
Eddie Murphy’s career had sunk to a new low when he couldn’t even get the part of The Donkey anymore.
Like spongebobs shoes and socks? Pervert walking his baby horsey
Is that Pokey and SpongeBob’s illegitimate child Wedgie?
Yes, it’s me. I ain’t proud. I was young and needed the money. Which one? You figure it out.
think i dated that ass. she left a snail trail. 🙄
Further proof of stagnation in the gene pool ……… ( Puke Icon )
I think that ass you dated was probably my x.
Getting ready for the Pineapple Derby
just look for a squirrel in a bubble….sandy’s got to be here somewhere !!