Caption Time #296

Caption Time #296


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16 responses to “Caption Time #296”

  1. YankeeRose33 Avatar
    YankeeRose33

    Mommy, can we get the shoulder roast?

  2. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    Mommy, can we get some of the Unicorn for dinner?

  3. Makya Avatar

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless it’s Mr. Dead

  4. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Butcher shops for horsemeat are quite common in France.

    I remember going for a day at the races at the Longchamp track many years ago and to be honest, the animals did look a bit nervous. Probably because the first prise was a silver cup but the last prize involved getting served in a red-wine sauce on a bed of haricot verts.

  5. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    Welcome back Dave
    everytime I eat this meat I neigh
    Do I ride it or eat it?
    Is that horse sausage or horse c— behind the sign
    this section is right down from the dog and cat section

  6. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    mommy can i have a black beauty? sorry honey i only do crystal meth these days. :dead:

  7. rust Avatar

    Look Mommy! It’s “My Little Pony!”*

    *Unrelated to Hasbro, its products, services or foodstuffs.

  8. StevieC Avatar

    My burger has a first name,
    It’s H-O-R-S-E ….

  9. Meagan Avatar

    “When I said I wanted a pony, I didn’t mean like this.” 😯

  10. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    I wonder if there are silhouettes of pigs, cows, and other things? Handy signs if one does not speak the language. “No, no, no, I wanted three cat legs! Not bat wings!

  11. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Something to throw on the barbaro-que and to serve with a nice salty sea biscuit.

  12. nevets Avatar
    nevets

    you should shoot it here .

  13. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Is that where the burgers you eat at the Golden Horse come from ? 😉

  14. rust Avatar

    [quote comment=”637435″]
    Is that horse sausage or horse c— behind the sign
    [/quote]
    Well, if you must ask, it *is* horse dick. I’ve heard that they are quite tasty when served up with a cream sauce…

    :wang:

  15. Big Grif Avatar
    Big Grif

    Deli Motto: What you rode on yesterday, you crap out tomorrow!

  16. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    Little girl: “I don’t unnerstand it but Mommy say that Daddy is hung like one of those.”

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