what’s the dfip got in his pants? A codpiece or a racoon
Looks like an aids convention of one
Hogie had a few beers and let his friend take his picture after stuffing a chicken down his pants
The cat on the wall is all the pussy that hogie will ever see
Dark Angel
Not gonna touch me even with a bag of it :puke:
CornBot
Really, it looks like his head is attached backwards on his body; like, that’s his skinny little rear sticking out in front. Except his knees are facing the right way. Eewww, you are quite right, he’s downright…. icky.
DaPopster
:wtf: He stuff one of those candles in his shorts or what ? Somebody check and see if the gene pool is leaking ……again.
Rebekca
Truly the most disgusting post yet, really does he have to show everyone his manhood?? jeez it’s not even real he showed it to me once!!!! :limp:
Maddockter
Is that a sebaceous cyst in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chairman of the John Holmes Fan Club, Herbert Shmoe, commemorates the anniversary of the great actor’s death with a simple, dignified and intimate ceremony at home.
junkman
even the danish furniture is icky. :geek:
junkman
[quote comment=”637197″]Truly the most disgusting post yet, really does he have to show everyone his manhood?? jeez it’s not even real he showed it to me once!!!! :limp:[/quote]
wtf? what is it then?
Bigwavdave
Not the intended use of a strap-on.
junkman
[quote comment=”637204″]Not the intended use of a strap-on.[/quote]
that dude is a strap-on. i think they call it “the weaseler”.
Kids, this is what happens when syphilitic sores go untreated.
Drusky
Freddie demonstrates how he becomes his own ventriloquist dummy… :wtf:
Avalon
Well, the turtleneck and shorts ensemble just weren’t sexy enough so apparently we need a demonstration by dirk and his “dirty” sock
fruf
is that a turtleneck or his fores**n /
junkman
for all you cat lovers……
Le Chat Noir (French for “The Black Cat”) was a 19th-century cabaret
in the bohemian Montmartre district of Paris.
It was opened on 18 November 1881 at 84 Boulevard Rouchechouart
by the artist Rodolphe Salis, and closed in 1897.
(much to the disappointment of Picasso and others
who looked for it when they came to Paris for the Exposition in 1900).
– the only remaining poster was purchased by dirk weasler. weasler was known to wear his clothing or knees backwards and sport sebaceous cysts, syphilitic sores, racoons, chickens, codpieces and dirty socks down his shorts. his foreskin doubled as a turtleneck and created the illusion that his head was that of a ventriloquist dummy or an emaciated john holmes. he nightlighted as a strap-on, popped enormous zits and eventually drowned in fish sauce.
Avalon
So Dirk’s “friend” Biff suddenly says “Hey I’ve got a great way for you to meet some girls. Let’s take some pictures”
chainstay
John holmes enters puberty.
Junkman that is truly brilliant.
leahfu
Didnt watch the video. I dont need to. I’ve seen it. Poor guy with the STAPH infection 🙁 My 7 year old daughter had 3 with one about that big earlier this year. My worst parenting experience.
[quote comment=”637201″]Chairman of the John Holmes Fan Club, Herbert Shmoe, commemorates the anniversary of the great actor’s death with a simple, dignified and intimate ceremony at home.[/quote]
lol!!!!
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what’s the dfip got in his pants? A codpiece or a racoon
Looks like an aids convention of one
Hogie had a few beers and let his friend take his picture after stuffing a chicken down his pants
The cat on the wall is all the pussy that hogie will ever see
Not gonna touch me even with a bag of it :puke:
Really, it looks like his head is attached backwards on his body; like, that’s his skinny little rear sticking out in front. Except his knees are facing the right way. Eewww, you are quite right, he’s downright…. icky.
:wtf: He stuff one of those candles in his shorts or what ? Somebody check and see if the gene pool is leaking ……again.
Truly the most disgusting post yet, really does he have to show everyone his manhood?? jeez it’s not even real he showed it to me once!!!! :limp:
Is that a sebaceous cyst in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chairman of the John Holmes Fan Club, Herbert Shmoe, commemorates the anniversary of the great actor’s death with a simple, dignified and intimate ceremony at home.
even the danish furniture is icky. :geek:
[quote comment=”637197″]Truly the most disgusting post yet, really does he have to show everyone his manhood?? jeez it’s not even real he showed it to me once!!!! :limp:[/quote]
wtf? what is it then?
Not the intended use of a strap-on.
[quote comment=”637204″]Not the intended use of a strap-on.[/quote]
that dude is a strap-on. i think they call it “the weaseler”.
Kids, this is what happens when syphilitic sores go untreated.
Freddie demonstrates how he becomes his own ventriloquist dummy… :wtf:
Well, the turtleneck and shorts ensemble just weren’t sexy enough so apparently we need a demonstration by dirk and his “dirty” sock
is that a turtleneck or his fores**n /
for all you cat lovers……
Le Chat Noir (French for “The Black Cat”) was a 19th-century cabaret
in the bohemian Montmartre district of Paris.
It was opened on 18 November 1881 at 84 Boulevard Rouchechouart
by the artist Rodolphe Salis, and closed in 1897.
(much to the disappointment of Picasso and others
who looked for it when they came to Paris for the Exposition in 1900).
– the only remaining poster was purchased by dirk weasler. weasler was known to wear his clothing or knees backwards and sport sebaceous cysts, syphilitic sores, racoons, chickens, codpieces and dirty socks down his shorts. his foreskin doubled as a turtleneck and created the illusion that his head was that of a ventriloquist dummy or an emaciated john holmes. he nightlighted as a strap-on, popped enormous zits and eventually drowned in fish sauce.
So Dirk’s “friend” Biff suddenly says “Hey I’ve got a great way for you to meet some girls. Let’s take some pictures”
John holmes enters puberty.
Junkman that is truly brilliant.
Didnt watch the video. I dont need to. I’ve seen it. Poor guy with the STAPH infection 🙁 My 7 year old daughter had 3 with one about that big earlier this year. My worst parenting experience.
Bulge boy has nothin’ on this guy:
http://home.nedlinux.nl/~bint/scripts/bas_penis.GIF
Warning [RRRNSFW] = really, really, really, not safe for work.
[quote comment=”637201″]Chairman of the John Holmes Fan Club, Herbert Shmoe, commemorates the anniversary of the great actor’s death with a simple, dignified and intimate ceremony at home.[/quote]
lol!!!!